Be at gym

>be at gym
>this guy comes and slaps your gf’s ass in front of you

What do Jow Forums??

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Call the police and report him for sexual harassment.

When will summer be over?

i dont have a gf so he aint slapping shit

>gf
bold of you to assume

>Be me
>Read OP's post
>Apparently have gf now
Later virgins.

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Hook to the jaw. Perks of actually knowing how to fight ~~ ^-^

I beat the shit out of my gf for being such a whore

>call him an aussie cunt
>he gets pissed
>plants his foot to hit me
>tears both quad and bicep simultainously
>then i jizz all over his face while he wails in agony

Punch his torn quad and/or his torn bicep.

completely embarrass him by sucking his dick there and then. there's no coming back from a guy making you cum in the middle of a gym

Give him a paper cut on his arm.

Break his fucking neck

>slaps your girlfriend's ass
What, like the palm of my hand? Like a high five? I thank him for spotting and helping me hit a new PR.

realistically speaking, would a well placed punch to the jaw do anything to someone like him?

cough on his knees. should be enough to throw him back on crutches for 9 months

ask him to slap mine too

too real, mods please ban

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Big kek

Say "now spank me daddy"

Ask him how much he benches

take his hat off and laugh at that hairline

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Throat punch

You realise there are 4+ major sports where large men get knocked unconcious by well placed punches to the jaw?

Confront him, and when he attacks me, pull out my glock and shoot him in self defense. im to old to fight

Cunt punch

Prepare to be von MOGGED

yeah and I've been doing one of them for over 5 years but i feel like if i (5'10) were to punch a 6'4 buff dude in the jaw he would just shake it off like it was nothing.
I have confidence issues

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