When guys orgasm, they shoot swarms of little creatures out their dick

>when guys orgasm, they shoot swarms of little creatures out their dick

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Millions. Each containing DNA clones of ourselves, at that.
Wanking is a suicide attempt times a million.
And I feel fine!

Imagine being this much of a sissy faggot

It's pretty fucking weird if you think about it. And I think about it way too much. I kinda wonder if girls ever think about the fact that they're getting said swarms of tiny creatures shot inside them.

I mean if sperm qualify as little creatures then women just carry little creatures around in them wherever they go

I assume that it's something you like OP?

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I mean there's tiny creatures everywhere. did you never learn about bacteria?

(by which I mean eggs, not like old sperm, unless they're stacy)

cute tadpoles

Yeah but there's only a limited number of them, and they don't swim around outside of their bodies. They just sit there.

Those aren't little creatures that people make.
Also you're a colony of a bunch of little creatures, yet somehow you're conscious. It's freaky.

M-may just be so

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More intriguing that they live inside and end up absorbed.

Like a guy nuts inside you, and then for up to a week or more the sperm lives inside your body, basically kept alive by your uterus to swarm around till picking up on the signal of an egg.

And whether or not they reach an egg, eventually your body just absorbs them for nutrition. Just thinking about it though that yeah, after sex for a week or so your body is host to a colony of sperms just waiting and swimming around inside you.

Yeah and some of them don't even try to reach the egg, the form these defensive structures to prevent another dude's sperm from entering after. Chicks have a tiny military blockade set up inside them every time they get nutted in.

Hehehe like some kinda villainous sci-fi super weapon. But out of their dicks.

Ahh good to hear.

>Sound of pants unzipping

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>none of ur sperms will ever penetrate a fembots egg

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Why are you guys pretending to be girls? You realize we could have this exact same thread but without the need for lies, right?

Go back to r/showerthoughts bro

It's not "freaky", it's fascinating.

sorry for not being as familiar with reddit as you are

I'm still trying to forget. It took me a long time to learn that I was a redditfag and to get out of Reddit before it was too late.

How does this make you feel?