These fucking hams married into my family and took a fat, steaming shit in my bloodline by breeding with my male family members. Can any anons relate? What do?
Bloodline Tainted
Jonathan Perez
Easton Turner
Carson Brooks
i'd give it to the two slampigs in the back desu
Mason Reed
Imagine the smell
James Nelson
If you do not ruthlessly torment your male "family" for doing this... well, what do you want me to do bruh?
>hahahaha you married a fat nasty cow, how did it fit in its wedding tent?
Henry Fisher
My cousins have no chance at making it now. How do I socialize with these people without cringing
Isaac Ramirez
High test poster
Tyler Lopez
Why would you socialize with morons who married fatfucks and sealed it with blood? They are irredeemably retarded. I'm sorry user
Luke Phillips
Fuckkk I want to be a loving family member but this is just fucked
Jack Green
I want that for you too, but unfortunately love must only be used for those worthy of love, otherwise love itself is just dragged through the mud. I feel really bad for you, I'm sorry for your loss.
Luke Parker
>obesity is genetic
Parker Williams
fat moms feed their kids into fat kids, user
Most fat people are horrendous to be around at
Julian Nelson
And to look at
Liam Walker
It's only a matter of time until the calves grow into cattle and blame their janetics
Josiah Sullivan
I'm assembling a team
Carson Scott
Based dubs poster of truth
Julian Johnson
Tfw these, dare I say, people, are married and have kids while we're out here posting on a Mongolian basket weaving site and trying to get past day 5 of nofap haha amirite fellas?
Jordan Richardson
Hate to break it to you but that's not how genetics work
Oliver Cruz
omae wa mou shindeiru
Eli King
What? How the fuck were they able to birth?
William Richardson
The behaviour that leads to landwhale status will be forced upon the children who don't know any better and cannot escape
Levi Williams
How the Fuck do people wake up everyday and choose to continue living like this
Isaac Cruz
Again, that's not how genetics work you goddamn fucking brainlet.
Landon Torres
I didn't claim janetics. I claimed behaviours. The same behaviours that made them morbidly obese. What do you think the children will be eating in their household? Surely carrot sticks and not doughnuts
Dominic Lewis
You can eat my carrot stick if you know what i am saying
Juan Reyes
Americans
Ryder Brown
On one hand theyre obese. On the other, autism clearly runs in your family. I say they got the shortest straw here
Ryan Ward
Unironically, I'd rather deepthroat your carrot stick than be OPs family member and eat out one of those hams
Lucas Brown
>missing out on sweet sweet cummy proteins
It's like you don't even WANT to make it
Liam Jones
Where's your wife and child?
Connor Reed
They're white. They could be eurofats or Australiofats or even maplesyrupfats for all you know
Charles Johnson
My waifu is 2D. We made the decision not to breed. It would be complicated
Christian Flores
Logan Lee
>p
Anthony Smith
based
Jace Clark
Sorry to break it to you this way, but that's a question you should ask your mom, user. Sorry kid, nothin personnel...son
Jose Walker
Shiiit you got em good
Jason Sanders
They look like Americans
Eli Garcia
I'm 1/12th Colombian, which completely ruins my 50/50 french/german heritage.
I cope by knowing that it's white colombian ( technically mostly spanish) rather than disgusting mix with the local indigenous subhumans.
Sebastian Ross
spoken like someone who knows damn well they can deep throat a carrotstick
Joshua Price
Read his post again, user.
Connor Edwards
Damn
Dominic Brooks
>Purple hair
Bentley Diaz
What's the lowest $ someone has to pay you to threesome with the hams in front?
Jackson Baker
No te olvides de traer nieve al volver de vacaciones, ¿tienes ya el estómago entrenado?
Dominic Cook
I don't speak spanish sorry. And no I'm not bringing you any snow.
Benjamin Davis
Gotta be a fat check if you know what I mean
Austin Hernandez
The customs agent won't buy that. Try harder or they will catch you.
Julian Hall
the one on the right is a literal pig, those "feet" holy fucking shit
Nicholas Williams
Fucking enablers spreading their degeneracy to their offspring!
Jose Evans
how close do you have to be to still call it a threesome?
Bentley Murphy
Underrated.
Logan Anderson
Based
Colton Rogers
im saving this pic and will post it in every fph thread i see