Itt: we pretend to be mutts

itt: we pretend to be mutts

>knowing a second language really makes your resume stand out

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But it does...

dont get shot at school today hunny

I'm 1/4 German. Hitler would've spared me.

who are you quoting

>why can't I get a job with my liberal arts degree?

HA

im 25% german 15% irish 30% polish and 30% italian

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I'm part Cherokee

this

puedo hablar español y

und ich kann ein bischen Deutsch sprechen

and it has genuinely helped me. Most people in my town can speak spanish but when I stack it with all three it genuinely does stand out.

based

Why shouldn't I eat the silica gel I find in shoes?
It's my fucking right!
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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you can actually eat silica its just a choking hazard for little kids

>be American
>have crippling student debt
>have an unreliable healthcare system
>have a godawful public education system
>have a trashy job market
>have a shitty housing market
also
>everything is a political issue
>obesity levels are dramatically rising
>most people are addicted to social media and consumerism
>people with mental illnesses aren’t taken seriously at all outside of other people with mental illnesses

I can see why we are laughed at by everyone. Sorry for fucking up.

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i dont think i can make a post bad enough i'm just going to register my total contempt for americans and wish them dead

fucking scum

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>average american google search

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k

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>packet says two things
>SILICA GEL
>DO NOT EAT
>Americans still have to ask what it is and if they should eat it

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rude

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i dont know if this spread beyond the us but we also had kids eating tide pods as im sure you know

alright i didnt really mean it

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Wait are people actually eating gel packets?

adds here have just started to actually say keep away from children
thanks america

i have 1/32 choctaw blood

are they locked up with the plastic knives now?

>Are silica packets safe to use with food
This is obviously people asking if it's ok to keep food dry with silica packets, not asking if they're ok to eat

just another retarded safety warning that originated in the USA due to fat kids trying to eat everything

I'm 5/16 cherokee

OWO YOU'RE DUTCH???
AI HAVE AN UNCLE FROM HOLLAND

i thought it was kids being ironic but youre right...

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fuck you nigger

what did the leaf mean by this?

:(

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um wot is goin on here

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well fuck you too onii chan

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