Pst, nerds... Want some flowers?

thanks

It’s art

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Put some pants on you beatnik.

It’s imitating greco-roman art by displaying the beauty of the natural male body

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dang pinko commie hippie beatnik.

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stop.

Seem like you need a flower.

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boop

If possible can you start every single flower shop with text like this?

can I have a tulip please?

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Like
>pst kid I heard you want some flowers
>pst hey you! Come here I want to show you some flowers
>hey kiddo, let me stick my flowers in your cute little butthole
>hello Capta officer! Do you want some flowers?
>Capta officer, why am I being investigated?! Ps you want some flowers

I could. I'll try to make even stranger images as well.
Those are funny those are quite...
>hey kiddo, let me stick my flowers in your cute little butthole
I don't want the FBI to bust down my door.
What's your favorite color?

orange is nice

Tulips are pretty ain't they.

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I need some flowers, pink ones!

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yeah they're probably my favourite flower
thanks bumstead they're beautiful

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Hows' this?
Glad you like them. I like tulips as well.

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I know what flower you desire~

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I need that flower.

Holy shit Norway enjoys the taken ones

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I know not what you mean, I am but a simple lad who tends to his garden.

Don't worry if they come then just tell em you're a flower shop.

Why are you living in a trash can Bum? You've really fallen on hard times I see...

Anyway, purple flower please!

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She needs you too~

Yes, tend to her garden~

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>Officer you have it all wrong I just wanted to sell flower.
>What do you mean that won't hold up in court?
Here you are.
I don't know what you mean...

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>wandering jew flower
It's not going to steal my shekels will it?

Very cute flower though, thank you Bum!

no

No but once you let one into your garden they spread like a wild fire it seems.
Thank you com again.

Did you sleep well Bum?~

Yes very well. How about yourself?

Give me a red flower with yellow highlights

How is this?

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I slept quite peacefully, thank you for asking.
I didn't get to bed until really late however.

How nice, it's good to sleep like that.
What time did you hit the hay?

Around 4AM.

By the way, there seems to be somebody going by your name posting some... interesting things.

Goodness me! Why where you up that late?
And I know, silly geese they are.

What a pretty thing she is~

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Eek!
What's with the lewd images?

Lewd?
It's only lewd if you make it so.
Perv.

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I was playing Garry's Mod.

You're awful lewd today, Norway.

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How am I the perv?
You're the one with images of girls with their private parts exposed.
Having fun?

Yup, surfing is a lot of fun.
I've also been playing the older Counter-Strike games.

How fun. Have you been getting all the aces?

You can't really get an ace if you're just playing on Deathmatch servers.
Counter-Strike: Source also has surfing just like Gmod, but I like Gmod's community better.

Hmm, maybe.

Yes.
But you're looking at them.
You little Dendrophile you~

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I see. I'm glad your having fun with your games.
Stop making me the perv here, I'm not!

Not sure if what you're posting would be considered dendrophilia since the characters take on human traits more than plants.
But hey, you do you, Lewdway.

Thank you! Have you been playing vidya recently?
You haven't been online in a while..

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I haven't been playing much, I really should play more.

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I'm hosting an OJ lobby right now!

>this will never be real
Why live

love you to.
I saw, can't play at the moment sadly.
We live in the future, just have to wait.

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Aw, it's okay. I think Maggy might wanna play.

Here, have a bunny since you love them so much.

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That's good. I'll see if I can play later.

It could be though.
Start jacking off on plants.
Evolution will slowly guide the plants towards being alraunes.

Sweethearted as always~

Yay!
Bunny cute!

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Your a nice person. nice people should be treated nicely.
*hugs*

>Start jacking off on plants.
Swear there was once a poster who asked if he should do that once.

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*plant hugs*

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Why have you been trying to put plant thoughts into my head?

That's not a hug!

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Have i been planting thoughts in your head, or have i just been watering them and allowing them to sprout?

Is it not?
Seems like a sweet hug between a plant and a person~

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You tell me, mister lewd plant photos.

I think it's the latter one~
You already had these thoughts, i'm just helping give them shape.

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Everyone is inclined to there own opinion.

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>tags: rape

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KILL YOURSELVES

no

What other reason would you have for liking flowers so munch?
Clearly you want to make little seedlings with a cute plant girl~

Nonconsensual hugging~

Do you want a plant gf Mike?

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Hi Mike. What's up?

Suuuure. You think of it that way...

hey im back can i get an
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in a moment.

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thanks bub

Get out of the trashcan, Bumstead!

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But it's comfy in here.
Want a flower Stefan?

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FUCK YUKKA

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Yes...show me your best

You got it ma'am! One moment.

How is this?

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Really like it