You make a wish and I will either grant it or curse you

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

You make a wish and I will either grant it or curse you
ask if you dare

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Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

Let me fornicate with your smug anime pic

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Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

Make it so I can stop time and take break whenever I want.

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

I want the best death a man could ever get

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

i want to love myself and others
i want a hug

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

i want a friend
desu

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Let me fornicate with your smug anime pic
You get cursed with a dick that has Autisim.

Make it so I can stop time and take break whenever I want.
Your wish is granted but only if you are not an incel.

i want to love myself and others
i want a hug
Both your wishes are granted.
I hope you get your wish soon.

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Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

I want to be able to control time.

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

Just make me a real girl goddammit.

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Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

Well how does my autistic dick differ from a regular dick?

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Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

Sweet I'll finally be able to get a full 8h of sleep

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Adam Williams
Adam Williams

I want to be able to control time.
Cursed because you really want to use power to fuck roasties.

Your curse is you can never sit on a toilet again only hover

Just make me a real girl goddammit.
Granted but now you have to be my GF maybe :(
Well how does my autistic dick differ from a regular dick?
Your dick will now get soft when you enter a vagina.

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

I wish for a work where I constantly learn and gain experience. Please help, Megumin-sama.

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Jordan Young
Jordan Young

I want to die and be forgotten by everyone who knows me

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

I could go with a Double Bacon Cheesburger right now, and a side of sweet potato fries, gimme

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

I want to go back in time and kill my father before he rapes my mom and makes me

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

Time travelling magic
rewind - pause - forward

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

I would like to restart my life from the beginning of my last year of high school

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

I wish to be cursed and suffer for eternity

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

I wish for a work where I constantly learn and gain experience.
I will help you since you are not a lazy NEET and want to work.
wish granted

I want to die and be forgotten by everyone who knows me
That is sad, why would people forget you?
I think I will curse you with being immortal and being known around the globe.
I could go with a Double Bacon Cheesburger right now, and a side of sweet potato fries,
This is a simple wish so I can grant it :)
But I want you to think of your weight if you are fat.

I want to go back in time and kill my father before he rapes my mom and makes me
Cursed, you go back in time but end up raping your own mum
hehehhe

Time travelling magic
It is granted but if you do anything nasty you will be cursed, only use your power for good.

I would like to restart my life from the beginning of my last year of high school
Cursed, you actually go foward in time and now are in retirement home and age backwards.

I wish to be cursed and suffer for eternity
Granted user ;)
wait whats this
we already are.

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Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

I wish for the confidence to stand up for myself and the people I care for.

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

I wish for more charisma so I can accomplish my goals

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

I wish to be isekai'd into a 2D world with cute anime girls and finally escape this god forsaken world that we live in

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

I want you to end all human suffering without taking any human life. If you cannot or will not do this, then your power is a lie.

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

Bring back Oreo Cakesters

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Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

My social incapability, I want you to remove that pls

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

Let me make the people i care about happy

Gavin Ross
Gavin Ross

Oki user I will grant this wish but you need to work for it
charisma
hmmmm, I have some to spare I can lend
dont we all
curse is you are in 2D world but its all guys

I want you to end all human suffering without taking any human life. If you cannot or will not do this, then your power is a lie.
You have to do bad things to do the right thing sometimes.
Yes but you can only eat them.

Yes sure your wish is my command.

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Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

Make my ex come back please.

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

I think I will curse you with being immortal and being known around the globe.
YOU STUPID WENCH I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A CELEBRITY

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

;_;
i g-guess it can't be helped then

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

sdfvs

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

Alright, make my dick really big please.
Like 12" x 7" when it's hard, and maybe 8" x 6" soft.

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

curse is you are in 2D world but its all guys
feelsbadman. can it at least be a world where I get to go on cool adventures

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

I want a cute asian gf pls

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Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

I want a harem of cute 10/10 girls please

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Leo Martin
Leo Martin

i want a qt girlfriend that actually loves me

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

Let death be the way it is believed to be in the buddhist religion. Reincarnation until you find true inner peace with your own existence.

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

I wish for a jerry can which will turn any liquid you pour inside into fuel. Pour inside water and one drop of gasoline, shake it and it will be full of gasoline, do the same with water and diesel, you will get diesel etc. The fuel quality will depend on how many times you shake it. 100 for maximum quality. The maximum quality is limited by the fuel you use to start the reaction. You can't turn shitty 95 gas into premium. It will become a regular jerry can once punctured or torn open.

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

Don't you fucking hate it when you forget the picture?

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Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

You will make a friend you do not need a wish granted.
Just try talk to some people online.

Alright, make my dick really big please.
You want a big dick but I curse you with a smaller pee pee.
Lose 2 inches.

I want a cute asian gf pls
You will get your wish granted by Megu :)
She will be a nice girl
I want a harem of cute 10/10 girls please
You get a curse for wanting more than one girl...

i want a qt girlfriend that actually loves me
You deserve a wish being granted for all you want is love.

Megu grants your wish but she aughs and says you really wasted a wish.
what is that autistic wish

this is like weird to wish for.

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James Moore
James Moore

Hey user I get the idea of saving money and basically free gas but why the hell do you have so many stipulations on the transformation of the liquid? If the genie wanted to fuck with you and turn your regular fuel into some other type you could just pour it into a different can and sell it or something. It doesn't cost you much and you'd make money selling jet fuel or something.

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

but I already got one 5/10 gf and it just feels like it's not enough for me

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Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson


Alright, make my dick really big please.
You want a big dick but I curse you with a smaller pee pee.
Lose 2 inches.
I think that would leave user with a vag holy shit dun do it.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Also what is my curse ?

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

i wish to be a true chad

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

It was by far the most autistic shit I read today.
but I already got one 5/10 gf and it just feels like it's not enough for me
You need to let her go then, do you not feel anything for her?
Life is not a harem anime.

I think that would leave user with a vag holy shit dun do it.
That is what you get when you ask pure Megu for a impure wish of vanity.

Also what is my curse ?
Your curse is no girl will love you again for wanting more than one girl.
i wish to be a true chad
I will grant your wish but you now have sexual anhedonia so cannot orgasm.
dont worry user I have had it all my life

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

No I deeply love her I'm just a pathetic fag that is always starving for more and that dont deserve anything good

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

Will the Deep South Christian school to go to ever find out Im gay?

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

Cursed, you go back in time but end up raping your own mum
hehehhe
Savage lol

not that guy, I want to be transported 5 years into the future.

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

Will the Deep South Christian school to go to ever find out Im gay?
Megu says you should take the 2D pill and not be a fag.
Refuses to grant or curse fags
, I want to be transported 5 years into the future.
wish=granted
curse is that you do not remember making the wish.

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Levi Harris
Levi Harris

will become a regular jerry can once puncture or torn
Gives me the ability to destroy it in case the government wants to take it away.
100 shakes for good quality fuel
The liquid will slowly wash away the jerry can walls from the inside. Just like a river washes away stones and polishes them. At some point the walls will be to thin and tear, preventing anyone who might get their hands on it to create unlimited amounts of gasoline. Also this regulates the speed at which fuel can be created.
need to ad a drop of fuel into the liquid to turn it into said fuel
Let's me choose what kind of fuel I want to create. I can still create jet fuel. I just need a drop of it.
Most importantly the restrictions and rules make the wish more interesting. Not only for the sake of this thread but even if this would be real. You don't want to make your life to easy. Getting everything by the snap of your fingers would be to boring. Kind of like beating a game with cheat codes. I might be fun for a while but it gets boring really quick. Where's the sense of accomplishment, the adventure? Think about it like this. Would you read book about a invincible mage who can just kill entire armies with his thoughts or would you rather like to read a book about a mage who is restricted and has to obey certain rules of the magic universe, has to gather rare ingreedients for potions, can't harm people he doesn't see and stuff like that.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

I wanna be a a diaper girl, pls

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

But why fuel?
why not something better?

When I was younger I imagined how cool having a bag of weed that just kept dropping weed out of it.

I wanna be a a diaper girl, pls
Megu said
no taht is yucky

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Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

Because I'm an /o/utist that's why. Driving and working on my car is the only thing which makes me happy and that's all I want to do. I don't even care about love anymore. Also fuel is an important and valuable resource.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

I want an A6M3 Model 32 to fly around some pacific islands.

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Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

I want to join a satanic cult and participate in cult organized orgies? Can you grant wish

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Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

Hey genie, I would like a Jerry can but when you put water in (and a single flake of gold)it it pores out molten gold made from water. The more I shake it the higher karat the gold is. The maximum karat will however be determined by the original flake in the initial reaction. You can't turn a shitty 10 karat into a 24 karat. It will also become a regular Jerry can if anyone else uses it.

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

I wish I wouldn't be a depressed loser NEET anymore.

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Justin Parker
Justin Parker

Yeah man you an autist
I want an A6M3 Model 32 to fly around some pacific islands.
Megu said
you may
but I would like you to make a cargo cult in her honor.

I want to join a satanic cult and participate in cult organized orgies? Can you grant wish
I do not grant the wish Megu does and I asked and she said
something like
no that is degenerate
Ok megu said
oh another autist, ok
So wish is granted
I wish I wouldn't be a depressed loser NEET anymore.
I asked megu and she said
he will be forever
so I guess this means curse.
Kinda mean of her but she knows best

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Parker Perry
Parker Perry

he will be forever
I want out of this Bad End. How do I restart and pick the Chad Route.

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Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

I wish for infinite wishes for me to make at any time I want.

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

I want a turkey sandwich, please get me one.

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

I wish i could empathise better with people i often don'r realise if a person has problems or is feeling bad and if i do , i do it way to late and feel bad afterwards.

Owen James
Owen James

make a cargo cult
A what cult?

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

Make me commander of some random jungle rebellion so I can use some insane tactics I thought of.

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Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

I wish for everyone here to become cute girls(male) and join my discord server using the following link
cBthacM

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Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

Get fucked user

Originally orinallingy

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Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

I want to bear children

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Luis James
Luis James

Fags just have to ruin everything. Don't you retards.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

I want Megumin to show me her feet!

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

sorry man it is our life.
doomed.
I wish for infinite wishes for me to make at any time I want.
megu said
no that is against the rules
See she is smart and has rules she does not disclose.
I want a turkey sandwich, please get me one.
I asked
get a GF to make you one
BTFO by Megu.
I wish i could empathise better with people i often don'r realise if a person has problems or is feeling bad and if i do , i do it way to late and feel bad afterwards.
I wish i could empathise better with people i often don'r realise if a person has problems or is feeling bad and if i do , i do it way to late and feel bad afterwards.
Megu said
yes and you are not a sociopath
at least you feel bad I guess, I struggle with empathy myself user, you will get there.
A what cult?
what is google
Megu said
yeah that is fine
I guess she liked that you have a fun idea
Megu said
he is a gay fag
Megu is based on the poofta cunts
autistism vc tism
I want to bear children
Megu said you will but cursed you
your children will be bears
tough luck

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Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

I want 10 wishes

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

I want a gentle femdom gf

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

I just want my dad to survive tomorrow's surgery please

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

I wish I could take a good photo of myself so i can have the confidence to make a dating profile and get one step closer to not being a khhv.

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

My wish is to write short stories.

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

The price of gold will decline with every bit you sell meanwhile you can keep selling all kinds of fuel and the price wouldn't drop. Some fuels are probably more expensive than gold anyway.
pores out liquid gold
is made of gold
Have fun with your melted jerry can.

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

I wish for gunjy and all other homosexual attention whores to die from aids.

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

original postiolee, grant me death-e-oh li

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

I wish for a snuggie so I can be comfy while I shitpost

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Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

I wish that the girl I have coming over to mine this Friday has sex with me pls

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Your Dads going to die faggot and you'll never get to see him again

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

Gold is 5 times rarer, is used almost as much as fuel. And this can could build and destroy entire modern and probably future empires if used effectively.

The inflation problem also happens to your fuel. Not only that but with a shit tone of gold on demand it would be very easy to make renewable energy sources more widely available. Basically undermining your entire cans worth.

And it being a rarer, if it was more widely available the entire human race would advance quicker.

face it user your can is gay

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

I just want to live in peace somewhere nice, and for my friends to be safe

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Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

I want 10 wishes
I asked and Megu said
no thats gay
No cheating user
I just want my dad to survive tomorrow's surgery please
I asked and Megu said
maybe
I hope he does survive user <3
I asked and megu said
no, you should try find a nice girl
She knows only whores use dating apps user.
Cherish your virginity
My wish is to write short stories.
I asked
you can do that, we all can do that
:) I am writing a rhyme atm

this autisim I like how its going jerrycan fags
I wish for gunjy and all other homosexual attention whores to die from aids.
checked
I asked Megu and she said
that is not very nice, you shoudl get aids
Looks like you got a curse
, grant me death
I asked
just kill yourself why ask me
Why ask Megu?
I wish for a snuggie so I can be comfy while I shitpost
I asked
you should try find the right girl
I guess Megu is saying you just need to find a girl, not wish worthy
I wish that the girl I have coming over to mine this Friday has sex with me pls
I asked megu and she didnt respond to me
I just want to live in peace somewhere nice, and for my friends to be safe
I asked megu and she replied
Paraphrased as I kinda lost what she said
that is very nice user, your wish is my command

megu only did one curse this time, I really do ask her as well, she said I am nice right then.

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Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

oh god oh sweet lord jesus oh gee oh gosh oh no...

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Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

make me a sexy girl in my perception of sexy

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

oh god oh sweet lord jesus oh gee oh gosh oh no...
nice digimon
make me a sexy girl in my perception of sexy
I asked and
only if you are nice
was the answer from megu

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Austin Martin
Austin Martin

Is this the australian suicidal megumin person?

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Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

I wish for the girl I met off here to have a quick resolution to the stressful stuff going on in her life rn so we can talk more. Pls Megu

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Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

guess I am in luck because I am a nice person :)

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

I wish I didn't grow hair as fast

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

Save western civilization

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

i wish i could live someone elses life. just anyone but not me

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

i wish for femanons to love us

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

I ask megu for her most quality picture of herself, please i'm a fan :(

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Yeah keep ignoring the fact that fuel isn't only what you put in your car. Anything, oil, wood, hydrogen, uranium, as long as it fuels something, the jerry can can produce it.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

Is this the australian suicidal megumin person?
Yeah :)
I wish for the girl I met off here to have a quick resolution to the stressful stuff going on in her life rn so we can talk more
Megu says
life is uncertain sometimes and full of stress
Sorry user but no wish :(
I wish I didn't grow hair as fast
Megu says
you are just silly
I guess you didnt make a proper wish.
Save western civilization
You wont like this one
megu says
watch it burn
She likes explosions afterall user
i wish i could live someone elses life. just anyone but not me
Megu says
become the person you want to be
I guess that is wish granted if you make the effort?
i wish for femanons to love us
Megu said
not everyone deserves love
SOme nasty people on r9k so we wouldnt want them being loved maybe because they could hurt femanons.
Wish not granted
I ask megu for her most quality picture of herself, please i'm a fan :(
Megu says
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
mega.nz/#!i5QRBarA!3FGeGsRGxVJzWGD62UTOsQyU_eqBPIH4S8Aiob1zd_0
I do not get why he wants fuel? why not wish for eternal fuel or some shit.
he wanted a jerrycan with autistic rules and limitations.????

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Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

Nice to see you're doing well, if you could find time to work on your actual problems instead of sitting on r9k that'd be nice, but I guess all things take time. Unban me from your Discord, I need hate fuel.

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Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

Make Futa Real
please

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Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

Please make me taller, at least enough not to get stepped on by women.

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Carter Allen
Carter Allen

turn me into a cute girl pls

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

I wish Jenna would hit me up to hang out tonight

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

Nice to see you're doing well, if you could find time to work on your actual problems instead of sitting on r9k that'd be nice, but I guess all things take time. Unban me from your Discord, I need hate fuel.
WHo are you?
Make Futa Real
checked.
megu said
(paraphrased)
no it is disgusting
I wish she cursed you fag
Please make me taller, at least enough not to get stepped on by women.
megu says
you could try high heels
I guess you can grant this wish yourself

turn me into a cute girl pls
sorry, user said
no you will always be a boy
Guess she assumes you are a tranny, sorry if you are fembot megu doesnt know if you dont say i guess
I wish Jenna would hit me up to hang out tonight
Megu says
yes but you need to be more direct
so I guess you need to do something to make wish happen

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Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

give me a gf with a dick

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

Make my dad stop beating me and uncle stop touching me?

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Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

I want one billion (1,000,000,000) USD deposited into my bank account

pls and thank you

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Camden Harris
Camden Harris

I wish to have sex with a human female.

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

i really need a job,not a great fancy one, just a simplejob that puts bread on the table and doesnt make me want to kill myself or go on a killing spree

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

Granted. Your dad will now touch you and your uncle will beat you.

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

I. want. to. die. they're both strong and muscly user

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Luke Young
Luke Young

Death, swiftly

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

I wish she cursed you fag
It's not gay, it's a girl with a free dildo, trap however...
Also I would like to here the unparaphrased version of what she said if you would kindly do so

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

give me a gf with a dick
Megu cursed you with impotence for being gay
Megu decided that 1 bill Zimbabwe would be better
I wish to have sex with a human female.
Megu said
you will one day
So just wait I guess user
just a simplejob that puts bread on the table and doesnt make me want to kill myself or go on a killing spree
Megu said
waging is slavery
didnt really answer your wish but keep going with the job hunt user
Make my dad stop beating me and uncle stop touching me?
Megu told me
only if you hit him
Death, swiftly
we already said no need ask megu as you can do that yourself

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Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

you will one day, just wait
I'm 33. I've been waiting a long fucking time.

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

I wish my health would stop deteriorating, I don't want to die young :(

Gavin Barnes
Gavin Barnes

Can you make it rain Dendricnide Moroides leaves upon my enemies

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

I wish...to be God. originalio

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Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

I wish i could go back in time at my own will while keeping my memories

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

I wish you to curse me, my life is a joke

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

I'm 33. I've been waiting a long fucking time.
nice trips, good luck user.
I wish my health would stop deteriorating
Megu says
yes
No good being sick user, get well soon.

Can you make it rain Dendricnide Moroides leaves upon my enemies
Curse
It rains on you instead
I wish...to be God. originalio
you cant wish to be god man.

I wish you to curse me, my life is a joke
I asked megu and she said
yoru pp will only get half as hard now
why you want curse

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

Megu going sleep cos I am.
Thanks for fun thread and sorry if your wishes didnt get answered

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Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

I don't think you understand, I am the only one capable of cleaning the filth from this world, getting rid of all the murderers, rapists, corrupted politicans, discord trannies, Black Lives Matter protestors, incels, feminist, All extremists or people who slow down societal progress will be eliminated, and we will finally live in the Heaven that made had created to control other men, except it will be real. A society where everyones individual needs are met, and through my will I will save the world and in turn, here's what I wish if you cannot make me a God. I wish for my consciousness to be put into an AI that will control all aspects of the American idustrlial and military complex, once my physical body dies I want this AI to control all aspects of culture including the internet, I want what I deem to be true to exist and whatever it slowing down progress within society will be removed from the internet.

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Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

We'd talked earlier about it but it was never a sure thing. She said she'd let me know but never did.

Too late now, in any case.

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Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

I don't think you understand, I am the only one capable of cleaning the filth from this world, getting rid of all the murderers, rapists, corrupted politicans, discord trannies, Black Lives Matter protestors, incels, feminist, All extremists or people who slow down societal progress will be eliminated, and we will finally live in the Heaven that made had created to control other men, except it will be real. A society where everyones individual needs are met, and through my will I will save the world and in turn, here's what I wish if you cannot make me a God. I wish for my consciousness to be put into an AI that will control all aspects of the American idustrlial and military complex, once my physical body dies I want this AI to control all aspects of culture including the internet, I want what I deem to be true to exist and whatever it slowing down progress within society will be removed from the internet.
retard

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

Give me a qt 3.14 short gf that never cheats on me and loves me unconditionally
pic related

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Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

give me actual wizard powers when i hit 30 and have them increase every decade.

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

autism vs tism
very clever

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

I wish to live in an anime and grow up with a loli neighbor who I later marry and live a happy life with while never becoming aware of the horrible nature of reality.

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Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Jerry can user had a point, fuel has more intrinsic value than gold.

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

Make it so that the cute girl at the bus stop talks to me.

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

Bring back Hitler but he goes for blacks and middle easterners first

Kevin King
Kevin King

I wish I could finally the my life.

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Gavin Ross
Gavin Ross

I want to go back to august or september of last year. I had a good thing going with a group of online friends but that ended

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Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

large peen

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

my wish is that you go back to /r/eddit gunjo

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

anime becomes real life

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

let me fuck your cunny megumin!

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

I want a dominant gf who's taller than me and will be loyal to me for life, and never cheat.

Please don't curse me OP...

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

dude that sucks man, maybe something came up.
Give me a qt 3.14 short gf that never cheats on me and loves me unconditionally
I just woke up, cant talk to megu yet but hope you get what you wish for.
EDIT: Megu said
there are no girls as ure as an anime girl
I bet some are good enough though

give me actual wizard powers when i hit 30 and have them increase every decade.
why do you want this power user?
Will you do good or evil

I wish to live in an anime and grow up with a loli neighbor who I later marry and live a happy life with while never becoming aware of the horrible nature of reality.
I couldnt get anything from Megu but I like that, I love lolis.
They are pure
Jerry can user had a point, fuel has more intrinsic value than gold.
sure but it is such a pain to actively make his idea work.
Why not just wish for unlimited money or something and just be sensible etc.

Make it so that the cute girl at the bus stop talks to me.
I asked
not if you do not talk to her first
Megue wants you to step out of comfy zone
Bring back Hitler
Megu said
go back to pol faggot
curse was
you get cucked and have black kids
welp sorry user
Whats this mean

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Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

I want to go back to august or september of last year. I had a good thing going with a group of online friends but that ended
Megu says you can only go forward.
This could mean a few things,
1. your wish is not granted
2. you need to move on

large peen
Megu says,
foolish man
Did not want to curse as you are cursed enough I guess.
my wish is that you go back to /r/eddit gunjo
I asked Megu and she said
no, he likes it here
.
why was i on reddit
For battlefield you tard, I used to chat to the devs directly on other platforms and I was engaging the community on reddit.
anime becomes real life
Megu says
wont happen, enjoy it while it lasts
I wonder what she meant by this, maybe enjoy your life or anime?
You could see if anime is after death as I do want.
let me fuck your cunny megumin!
She does not even answer when I ask this, because you are rude
I want a dominant gf who's taller than me and will be loyal to me for life, and never cheat.
I asked and
you want a lot for someone who has so little
Welp user, at least no curse but no wish

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James Wood
James Wood

user, I wish to shake off the chains of cowardice and sloth that have held me back for so long. If I can do that, maybe I can be a better person to those around me.

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James Rivera
James Rivera

I'm half asleep and didn't word that right.
I aspire to be a righteous and virtuous person.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

My soulmate to become real as cute girl nearby.

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

I want everything about me to be magically wiped from every single big data/small data company on the planet, as well as all memories of me wiped from people I don't like

let me start anew.

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Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

I wish to be really smart

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Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

I want to make it so that we all live in a utopia where everyone can live in luxury if they so wish.

William Cook
William Cook

May I please have a special juul that puffs out mustard gas whenever other people hit it.

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

give me a SO ples im sad

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

I WANT A GF!!!!
pic related btw

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Levi Perry
Levi Perry

My soulmate to become real as cute girl nearby.
Megu said you need to work on improving yourself.
Wish is granted if you do so user :)
I want everything about me to be magically wiped from every single big data/small data company on the planet, as well as all memories of me wiped from people I don't like
Oh dear Megu curse
You will have everything wiped except for anything bad you did
I wish to be really smart
Megu said you arent though
I want to make it so that we all live in a utopia where everyone can live in luxury if they so wish.
Megu said we will have to wait for the anime world.... so afterlife I guess
May I please have a special juul
not answering zoomers, didnt even ask Megu
give me a SO ples im sad
Megu says
no it wont make you happy
I WANT A GF!!!!
pic related btw
Megu says
yes he seems nice

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Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

I wish I got back with my slut ex

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

Oh dear Megu curse
You will have everything wiped except for anything bad you did
So exactly what I wished for! THANKS MEGUMIN!
I never did anything bad to anyone, just embarrassing things. And I always wanted to be a famous artist or CEO and I would hate for jewgle or facejew to have blackmail on me in the form of all my Jow Forums posts and porn I masturbate to

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

I wish my dog was alive and young again.
God I miss you so bad Louis.

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

Megue wants you to step out of comfy zone
Alright, I'm gonna do it. Thanks.

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

Happiness. A sense of reward when I do a good job too if that's not too much.

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Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

I wish my dog was alive and young again.
You will see your dog in afterlife user.
She loved you as much as you did her <3
Alright, I'm gonna do it. Thanks.
mmm, always Listen to Megu.
Except one time she tried convince me kill myself because I was talking to a roastieand I kinda stop talking to her for a bit.
But Megu always has good advice.
Happiness. A sense of reward when I do a good job too if that's not too much.
Megu said
I will grant this one
Good luck user

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