Tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to lick his armpit during sex
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting

Alright, fuck you.

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See, this is why i have trust issues.
It's all "hot" till you start masturbating with her hair.

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to tell him about the illuminati during sex
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting

Alright, fuck you.

that's pretty weird but not even close to crazy or disgusting

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to shit on his face
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
Alright, fuck you.

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to mathematically prove him that the earth isnt flat
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting

Alright, fuck you.

>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
I don't get it

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>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>rip of his face and wear his skin as a mask
>he dies

Alright, fuck you.

Why don't you try and get a boyfriend off the wrestling board /asp/? They're obsessed with armpits and constantly jack off over pictures of WWE divas exposing their armpits

did you wear it to a moron party?

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I go oh and three in lane as pantheon vs teemo
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
Alright, fuck you.

>did you wear it to a moron party?
I'm not even religious

Normie dudes thing crazy in bed is ferocious fucking from dawn to dusk, not slightly kinky fetishes...
>feelsbadanon

That's my hard limit

god I wish one of these were me

How much of a faggot do you have to be as a guy to find a sexual act a girl is doing to you uncomfortable?

I would let a gf lick my armpits. That would make me feel so billable vulnerable though.

this jfc

I love weird sex, I love creepy sex, I love stuff that's just odd and would seem uncomfortable to most people god it's so hot

>tfw no one will do any of this to me

thats part of why is it arousing, its kinda an act of dominance

Would you smell my stinky male feet?

also how is it that he thinks licking armpits is disgusting but choking on his dick isnt, where is the difference?

Guys aren't actually capable of complex thoughts when their dick is being touched. It's like how cats tend to go completely limp when you touch the back of their neck.

No girl should ever eat a guys ass or lick his feet. Its not hot when girls do it men

Cringe and bluepilled opinion

no, im not into feet, im into chests, armpits, abs, pubes, balls, dicks, faces, ears, thights, backs.

Would you lick my eyeball then?

PLEASE lick my armpit and let me lick YOURS

no, maybe your cheek, and only if I find you hot enough

Guess I'm disqualified then

>not coming home after a long day and having a girl to lick your sweaty, dirty feet clean
Plebian

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I shove a pencil into my ear because the voices won't stop
>he tells me to stop and calls 911
Alright, fuck you.

>How much of a faggot do you have to be as a guy to find a sexual act a girl is doing to you uncomfortable?
Yeah, they all talk like that at first, but then as soon as you start warming up they're like "please no let me go, I promise I wont tell anyone (also a lie)"

You just gave me a boner chief

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I put on my Notre Dame cosplay outfit and steeple hat, douse them in lighter fluid before igniting the whole lot with a casually discarded cigarette
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting

Va te faire foutre.

Do kinky girls like straight femboys?

WHAT IS THISSSSSSS? PLEASE SOURCE

It's from a anime called Shimoneta.

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thank you user. Just know that I'm dedicating this fap to you

not me at least, i prefer muscular manly men

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>hes says thats hot
>beginns to force feed him pineapple and banana pizza
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting

Alright fuck you

Let me go onnn
Like a blister in the sun

Pls be in
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I'd let you do it if I can return the favor

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>talking with a really cute chubby girl in my area
>she's kinky as fuck but also my sexual foil
>except I like pegging too, and she hasn't mentioned being into that
>admit it
>"yeah sure, user. I've always wanted to try that"

All these years of torture and loneliness have been completely worth it for this moment alone.

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I give him a can of pepsi and ask him to gargle it for 1 min so as to remove any trace quantity of uranium from his teeth
>he tells me to stop because it'll be hard to quantify without proper equipment
Alright, fuck you.