/britfeel/

Laughable how yasim used to parade himself around as an honourary white when he's just a bog standard paki like any other

I dont understand your image lad. Should we celebrate edginess instead of weed on the 20th of April?

>honourary white
Only Shippy and Poley believe in that twaddle

Going to start a swear jar lads.

So you want people to celebrate the life of an autist from Austria and 2 spergs from colorado? I know you're trying to be different and edgy but have some imagination

>i was one of the most important person in the 20th century
Whoever made this was likely stoned tbqh

This is neet street, wagie. you came to the wrong neighbourhood.

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Is it degenerate to go to the casino at 9am?

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Th-that's ok good sir, I'll just go the other way

Wish I could nightwalk forever. Quiet and peaceful with nobody to disturb me.

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[Reports you to the bennies office]
Mind how you go lad, haha
I hope no one actually does this to you, I lived in fear of this for years until I found work

Don't fucking do it. I'm not paying for your fare back home.

Try checking out one of the many free museums

More accurate for you son

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not enjoying the shippy x moni arc
very concerned that shippy is actually going to shag moni

Is that a threat, NEET?
*my fellow wagies appear and form up around me, apart from John who works Saturday shifts*
Looks like your local employment rate just went up. Get him lads!

I quit gambling the same time you quit Vidya, although I've never played craps and only one casino in the UK has it (hippodrome). I wont go now but I will play it one day just to play craps once. Other than that though I've permanently quit gambling

Oh it will definitely happen. It has been foretold since the Brum meet.

What museums can you recommend? We could visit some together before the show although we need to get lunch too

I have seen Poleaboo's testicles, I regret my life choices

*equips bucket*
what now big guy?

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I've just arrived at Marylebone

The best museum imo is the British Museum. It's relatively close to where you're seeing the show too.

No one to blame but yourself lad

>More accurate for you son
even more accurate for you granpa

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>l*ndoner
kys

*glues self to thread*

WAKE UP PEOPLE THE PLANET IS DYING! BAN ALL CARS AND PLANES, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Yeah dude 420 blaze it nigga! wooooo

*flies 5000 miles to take part*

That sounds good, thanks

Will have to do a Google search though, don't have much time to spar only 3 hours before the show

Another morning another chance to dribble my breakfast down my dressing gown

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Hey boys tee hee.
Volcel if you wouldn't smash my botty.

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pretty weird you cant report people for ban evading

The British museum is too far away, we can't go there today (45 minute walk, though if we could do it in 30, it'll be fine and leave us with an hour to check it out plus an hour to eat)

I that actually Moni?

the nose doesn't look right

The British museum is like a 5 or 10 minute walk from the Wetherspoons we all went to.
Your show is probably a tube ride away. 3 hours might be a bit short to get a good look around. Tate Britain is a 5/10 minute walk from your thearte. But it's just a smallish art museum. Some very nice traditional landscape pieces there though.

>filter paki bender
>half the posts are now hidden
mmm yes

Watch "Love Death & Robots" on netflix.
Seems like a load of bollocks. Absolute shit.

>been in London for literally 5 minutes and already had some black hassle me for money and he started swearing, kek

Take it off, there's a nudie of him posted.
Don't know if it's real, but it's still bants.

Hold up lads I've just seen some CGI boobies.
It's an alright show.

That happens in Tokyo as well
Never been to a city before?

I haven't used the tube before but if Shippy is confident with where to get off, fine

The natural history museum is closer though it's in another direction with less stuff

I tried the first one. It was absolute trash. Edgy teenagers and progressives only.

why on earth would I want to see that

too pale lmao. he's african tier isnt he?

>Poley and Shippy are walking together after leaving the theatre
>Poley tugs on Shippys arm and leads him down an alleyway for "some privacy"
>They start to kiss, nervously at first, then tenderly
>Several moments pass, Poley pulls away. Something is wrong
>A nearby dustbin appears to be moving
>It can't be...
>Suddenly, the dustbin lid is pushed away and a tubby, moustachioed Pakistani man can be seen inside, taking photos of the couple and grinning ear to ear
>It's Yasin
>He's been hiding inside the dustbin for 4 hours waiting to get the perfect photo
>Cackling madly, he leaps out of the bin and on to a nearby bicycle, pedalling into the night

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/britfeel/ bookies is taking bets on today's event

>shippy shags moni - 5/3
>shippy gets mugged - 2/1
>moni gets lost - 3/1
>moni eats with fingers - 5/2
>shippy eats with fingers - 5/2
>moni shags shippy - 10/1
>nothing of interest happens - 100/1
>moni kills shippy - 50/1
>shippy kills moni - 40/1

other bets on request

Was thinking NHM was much further away. Had to open google maps and discovered I was pretty far off with my estimations of distance.
Hope you two lads have a cute date today anyway.

I have insider info not sure if I am allowed a flutter but everyone should know poley stopped taking hormones so his penis would be ready to rail the life out of Shippy and fulfill his job as poleys 8gbp per hour employee

Absolutely fantastic lad. Would love to read more fan fics like this.

revised odds
>moni shags shippy - 7/1

Right geezer put me down for 20 quid on Moni eating with his fingers, tenner on him getting lost, fiver on Shippy shagging Moni, and a couple of quid on Shippy kills Moni. Ta very much.

What are your odds on one or the other calling the other one a Paki on here following a breakdown in communication? I wouldn't put it past Poley especially to do so.

Odds on something happening but moni and shippy hiding it, only for it to be uncovered by our resident britfeel paparazzi, yasin?

I will put 100 bongs on that please

Ribena is incapable of not sharing every excruciating detail.

Just cant believe Moni stopped taking hormones so he could make love to Shippy. So romantic and touching, we are truly blessed to share a thread with such lovers

>>It's Yasin
>>He's been hiding inside the dustbin for 4 hours waiting to get the perfect photo
Fuck sake lad, I spilled me tea giggling

>>shippy gets mugged - 2/1

Already had a black hassle me for money and start swearing when I declined

I'm astounded poley has never been on the tube

Here's your betting slip user keep hold of it. The lads will be round to collect if you lose
Odds unavailable on calling each other pakis event is too likely unless you want 1001/1000
Breakdown in communcation is too likely can do 1010/1000 on that
Specifically yasin taking photos? Can do 12/1 on that
On what lad?
You're excluded from making bets on this event sorry. Being hassled doesn't count as being mugged there has to be a forced removal of goods or currency, preferably at knife point otherwise there would be no reason to hand over the goods or currency but exceptions can be made if you get beaten up and provide evidence of the injuries.

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I've only been to London three times before

Once with Andrew to Wembley
Once for the meetup
And once for Hamilton

shit thread, get a grip

>when I declined

Moron, you ignore them and walk by. Engaging gets their hopes up

I'll get a grip on cola's femcock

How could we improve the thread for you petal?

Alright then, how are the chances of Shippy getting Moni drunk?

Alcohol = no consent

Do not turn this date into a gang rape

>invited to bbq
>theres going to be girls there
What do I do?

>Here's your betting slip
Ta again geez. *folds the slip and places it in my pocket* Cant wait 't get rich!

Someone catch me up on the events taking place today? Another fucking meetup?

>in birmingham
>begging gang out, already turned down/ignored three blacks, no problem
>black guy in ripped clothing, doing a fake limp, just seen him begging someone else before he approached us
>i pre-emptively say dont carry change sorry
>you racist! assuming im gonna ask for money!
>asks my friend for change
>laugh at him and carry on

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>Another fucking meetup?
In a manner of speaking. Poley and Shippy are off to watch Hamilton and have a bit of anal sex

Amer is going to shag shippy up the bum in a Travelodge.

the paki sex offender and the fat, bean eating, "16 yr olds are more interesting than 25 yr olds", paki loving, bnp member are going on a theatre date

What are the odds on Poley washing his hands after eating with his fingers? That has to be a huge win if you put one down on that. Next to impossible.

Steady on now, what's wrong with baked beans? They're marvellous on toast, in a full English or with your fish fingers and chips.

Ta, lads. Not a fan of this absolutely bizzare and surreal arc. Why can't personalityfags just fuck off to their gay little discords and have their gay little meetups in private.

There's an insect on my monitor and I'm afraid to do anything incase it starts flying around.

No chance.
Poley won't even wash his hands after shoving them up shippy's bum.
Unless you count licking as cleaning.

>Not invited to any of the recent meetups
feelsbadman

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Why can't people who have been posting on /britfeel/ since the beginning organise and meet other misfits on here?

Should make a new meetup.
Somewhere like birmingham because it's in the middle for everyone.

OK, I think I'll be going to the Natural History Museum instead since there's also a McDonald's and KFC not too far away and it'll likely be less busy

That is unless Shippy weighs in

Just a reminder that I had a spare ticket and provided an open invitation to anyone here,

Maybe we actually should create a discord group for us personalities. I mean think about it, we all come here to talk to each other, we're all friends. We might as well cut out the middleman of Jow Forums and just talk to each other directly. It should be a closed server only for approved, established personalities

Speaking of gambling, Poley's going to have some loose craps after today if you know what I'm saying!

>and it'll likely be less busy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's Easter weekend lad.

birmingham botanical gardens would be nice in the summer

theres alot of him to weigh in with

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There have been no recent meetups

Meetup culture is dead, the discord cunts killed it

The only people to attend the Birmingham one who weren't from Birmingham were me, Shippy and Mayuri

It's not that convenient, it seems