Has anyone here gotten into a contest of strength at your gym where you're constantly adding weight to 1-up your nemesis

Has anyone here gotten into a contest of strength at your gym where you're constantly adding weight to 1-up your nemesis

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who is your nemesis?

No because I don't train my fucking ego in the gym

I was always so far ahead of any nemesis I ever had that they were trying to add more to keep up with me.
Also kek that pic.

>cutting towards yourself
Is he retarded?

>i'm 9 and mommy started letting me use the big boy knives
>this makes me a knife expert

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what if my nemesis is a woman with which I live arguing instead of fucking lifting?
holy shit, I realized she is a gains goblin

have you never used a knife other than to chop anything ?

>Knife slips
>Cuts self
Hence why you cut away. It's simple safety procedure.

actual retard

have sex incel

not him, I'm a cook, you are not supposed to apply so much pressure that you cut your own fingers

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haha classic retard cope

Yes, and a cutting board prevents the problem entirely.

seething

dilate

That's a yikes and oof from me bud.

>tfw black people couldnt even forge a metal blade in 250,000 years of evolution

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>mfw the white race is going extinct despite its purported superiority

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>where you're constantly adding weight to 1-up your nemesis

someone pushing you to become stronger is your greatest ally

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
That is one of the oldest cutting techniques in the book bro.

We did that a lot, but only on short ROM lifts that are only as good, as the isometric part, like Rack Pulls from below the knee or on reps done with a set weight, like strict barbell curls with 135lbs.

We also did a sort of contest of who can squat 200kg first, only the whole contest fell apart, because I got my weak points fixes and squatted 210kg for a double 3 weeks after the contest was announced, then 225kg the week after that.

He is pushing the knife, not slicing with it you actual autist

Nigga have you never peeled an apple with a knife?

>what is a fad

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This only applies to alpha black men though, white men finger their assholes while sucking on the lollipop.

Sometimes I get in a cab and ask the driver to go someplace a little far away and if he's hot I'll take a lolly out and suck it, kiss it, lick it, or just hold it against my lips and most cases the driver asks "so you like sucking things?" and that's my cue to give him a blowjob for the rest of the way. It's quite fun

What do you do when you get to where the stick is though?

wtf

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Because white women are ugly

>be me
>live with two hot black roommates
>watching TV together, I'm only wearing a hoodie because it's nice and toasty inside thanks to the heater
>black guy comes up on the telly
>casually say "I'd let him fuck me"
>roommates look at me in disbelief
>tell me they don't believe I like men
>I tell them to wait and I'll bring proof
>go to my room, return enptyhanded
>"ha! I knew you were fucking with us!"
>"am I?" I say, as I turn around, bend over and let them see my ass with a lollipop stuffed in it
>can't control myself, start moaning and playing with the lollipop in me while I suck my thumb
>we have a threesome until 8am
god, what a memory. Now I get to cream these hot studs on the daily, should have done this earlier.

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>what is a fad
the continued existance of the white race apparantly

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>peeling an apple
Never gonna make it

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this boy aint right

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>cream these hot studs on the daily
why does this sound gayer than "blow my roommates daily"

Fuck my life i understood that reference

Everyone did, normie

Yeas, but most people dont being out a cutting board for cutting one single item, especially if its not going into a dish

No but I wrote a story about a contest like that between two lesbians at the gym. Loser gets fucked.
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>tfw people couldnt even forge a metal blade in 245,000 years of evolution

underrated, Jow Forums is Jow Forums now

>nemesis

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The one with the mask and cape

I wish someone would draw user with a lollipop up his butt and two niggers sweating looking at him, sounds fucking hilarious

move out of your moms house user