>Perfect woman doesn't exis-
Perfect woman doesn't exis-
>tfw you will never be chased down and raped by amazon women
this made my pee pee swell up
so what you are saying is that your mom was not perfect but this good looking girl is?
are you even a man or a baby boy?
if she slims down a bit shed be a 10/10
with vr and simulation technology advancing fast, such experiences are only a couple decades away.
haha wouldn't it be awkward if you were laying face down on that field and she landed that javelin right in your asshole haha omg wow i couldn't even imagine, what an unfortunate series of events
She bloatmaxxed for the olympics
Pic related. Sexy, career, can make babies. Knows what to do in zombie apocalypse or alien invasion. Wife goal
>what an unfortunate series of events
Kek
Was into it until I saw legs that looked like hot dogs filled with jello
Did your dad cry when you told him you were gay?
just noticed only dubs have replied, rolling
Hey kid, this board is for men who lift, not boys drooling over thots
Try you underage cumbrain
Holy fuck
checked
Jesus christ she was perfect and then just went and RUINED IT
you cant get with her if you cant pronounce her surname
nice
An-dray-chick or something like this
I'm ending this
a wee bit stout for my tastes but would still smash/100