Stop lifting and help society

>full time job
>hobby job
>wife and 3 kids
>lift 3 times a week, cardio the rest

I'm doing my best to keep society away from *helping* me, fuck em

Why the fuck would I want to reproduce? It's economic suicide for a start, and the overcrowding problem is reaching critical mass. The last fucking thing this world needs is another child.

>shortage of chads
How did this happen?

You know what they say.. in a long distance relationship all four are happy.

In your case, all 3, because you sit there waiting while she gets in in the ass.

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>long distance relationship with girl

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>long distance relationship with girl

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Why not freeze their whole bodies until we find a cure for whatever they have?

How could this happen to meeeeee
I made my mistakesssss

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>eligible
That the thing that gets me, the language they use. Instead of just saying "educated women are freezing their eggs because they can't find a man", they have to say eligible man. Implying it's not the women's fault but someone else's.
Even if they think that's true, they could write it in a less infuriating way.

>>long distance

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I wish we could freeze and preserve all of the eggs, if you know what I mean...

Holy shit 41. Her womb will produce only mutated autists who will attend this site.

i wish robotwaifus became real so no one bothered with woman anymore

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this is bait

We tried to warn them but they didn't listen. "Sexual liberation" they said. "It will be fine" they said. "Free birth control and abortions are human rights" they said.

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I want a reaction pic of a wrinkly thot telling a moderately fit boy he has to fertilize all the eggs

I'm the bastard son of a 65 year old man. Men may hit the wall, but they function reproductively very long.

>no pets
Ah, I hope she finds a dog or cat to share her life with.

nothing more sad than a woman past 30 who has to realize that the easy days have gone by and just like that your life goes from having everything handed to you on a silver platter to being practically invisible to men and ignored in favor of younger hotter girls. only hope is to have a guy that really loves you at that point I guess..

whatever you say mutant. Just dont rape me with your tentacle.

I don't get why they don't adopt. I want to adopt because my parents adopted my little sister and she is legit the best thing to have ever happened to my family. I was 19 when she came along and I taught her how to play softball and take her to martial arts class. Best feeling in the world having a kid looking up to you.

Did you touch her on no no places?

Holy shit, put me in the screencap

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are you retarded. How is that screencap worthy. I will fucking end you.

Your girl is blowing me as I type this

Same dude don’t listen to these other faggots, I currently have a daughter and we’re trying for another, if it’s another girl I’m going to adopt a boy cause I want to raise a man goddamn it

Adopt a black boy so he can fuck your daughters.

Nah Im kidding. Youll do the world a big favor if you can raise two white women who arent whores. I hope you and your wife can have at least one biological son.

>>long distance relationship with girl

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based and autist pilled.

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>inb4 a whiteknight shows up

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>long distance relationship with girl

so this is what he meant

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now that's just embarassing m8

more of a domestic catgirl fan here.

>long
>distance
>relationship
who's gonna tell him bros?

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