Is 69 just a porn thing or do normal people do it too?

Mostly a meme
You give it a try, find it disappointing and you might repeat to see if you did it wrong, but end up realizing it just sucks

I used to have. Then the sexual freedom came to Poland too. She cheated on me and now I'm an incel.

The downfall of the 69 is that one partner is always able to give more or is better at oral, and the other just lays there and moans while half-assing it.

Wouldnt work. I gag on my tothbrush

Only works if you are both close in height, otherwise its awkward. One of the very few perks of being a manlet.

porn thing. it's uncomfortable. i've had sex hundreds of times and never had any interest in doing it.

Pretty garbage. Especially if you and your partner are vastly different heights.

i do it once in a while. enjoy it a lot desu because i like eating my gf out and getting my dick sucked is a plus

Actually its better to be a manlet in every way except for woman preference and sparring

I used to do it all the time.
I don't get laid anymore though.

You're not an Incel if you have had a gf ;^)

thats a surprisingly good looking tranny

Ex chad here, it's something people do to experiment as teenagers but quickly you realize it's not worth it because your heights will not line up and it's probably the least possible comfy way for both of you to give/get oral. Not only that, but it's really really hard to do a good job licking pussy at that angle.

>Only works if you are both close in height, otherwise its awkward. One of the very few perks of being a manlet.
Can you list some of the other benefits besides life expectancy?

"Lemme grab onto my fake tits even though they provide no stimulation, fuck yeah"

Fuck trannies and the homos who jerk their dicks to them.

>it's really really hard to do a good job licking pussy at that angle.
This is the main reason. If you're invested in making her cum approaching the pussy upside down puts you at a disadvantage. She's not going to do a good job at sucking your dick while you're going to town on her. It's more efficient to take turns.

'tis a porn thing
>like titty wanks.
Never really works in real life.

tried it once, dont like the smell of poop

eating pussy upside down doesn't really make sense

>better looks and physique
>easier to get girls
>more sex options available, with girls of all heights

I have fake tits but they still provide stimulation. I am a girl(female) though so maybe it would be different

As someone who enjoys both in real life I can say you are wrong. Titty wanks do require a titcow, but you can do 69 with any girl. Few things are better than having your dick sucked while having a pussy in your face.

gonna need a sauce on this for research purposes

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Someone with common sense. Congrats!

What made you get them? From what size to what did they go? Are you happy with them?

I do it with my gf fairly often, but most of the time I don't lick her pussy I just bury my nose in it and smell that deep musk while she works my glans, makes me bust real fast

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Doesn't that come with being above 6'?

Read again. That's some of the advantages of being shorter than 6'.

Women are literally more attracted to taller men, also a taller guy mogs a shorter guy with an equally impressive physique, the shorter guy just puts on muscle easier.

I'm 5'5'', tell me why it's better to be me than someone that is 6'2''.

hrt makes your tits sensitive you dumb fuck

Daisy Taylor

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Have you been living under a rock? Men under 6' are factually more attractive to women physically. The reason tall men can also get girls is because they care less about physical traits. But a tall guy will never be able to 69 a short girl. A 5'8" guy can do it with a girl of any height.

I do it sometimes and it's pretty fun, but it's not the main attraction and you just do it for a few minutes at most.

Angles are inconvenient. It's better to take turns.

are trans gfs the ultimate redpill?
>cute and sweet like the most feminine girl
>no pressure or fear of women involved
sounds like a good deal to me.

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Normal people do it. But it's usually done at an angle while they're both on their sides instead of vertical like that webm.

and ppl say traps arent passable... look how cute she is

yeah they're very passable nowadays. Really if I found a cute one that didn't want to rip their penis off I think I'd tap.

yeah i fucking just dont want people on the outside to know my gf is a trap

I do that often when i fuck trannies lol. I personally like it.

>I do that often
how do you often fuck trannies?
also i considered fucking a tranny but i dont think id enjoy getting fucked by a real dick or sucking dick

only good for manlets

I should have said "I often do it when I fuck trannies".
>how do you often fuck trannies?
Just look for them. There are some on dating sites/social media and a lot here on Jow Forums. Plenty of escorts too. Tbh a lot of the trannies I fucked were prostitutes.
>also i considered fucking a tranny but i dont think id enjoy getting fucked by a real dick or sucking dick
You won't necessarily get fucked or suck their dick if you have sex with one lol. I have never been fucked by a tranny and I used to be put off by the idea of sucking their dick too, but I lost the fear of doing it after banging a couple of trannies.

Pros:
>Dick gets sucked
>Pussy in face
>Hands can reach over and feel boobies
>Both people get off together
>Might cum together
>Fun foreplay
Con:
>Might smell the ass, but if you like braps this is a pro
>Cant really breath clean fresh air

haha yeah.

imagine the smell.

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PFFTHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

i love it but my gf says it's too pleasurable for her so she can't concentrate on succin properly

Post more of her user desuyo

daaamn trannies look like thaaat??

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99.99% of trannies do NOT look like that

Incels only have to have been celibate for 6 months. Learn the rules of your own retarded movement before trying to push it on to other websites

she pass so well took me a second to realise she had a dick