Is there a council of gym alphas that I have to answer to first? Who’s the guy in your gym that runs the show?
How do I become the gym chad?
Luis Harris
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Jason Roberts
just look em in the eye and give a firm handshake. That’s what I did
Logan Sullivan
that’s my boy
Andrew Garcia
Squat in the curl rack to show all the nerds and virgins that you're a freak who doesn't care about rules
Christopher Diaz
Hey fellas how we doin on this cool night, going for a /nightride/ to get away from the ol ball and chain. Hahah I love that women though
Caleb Ortiz
Just another Saturday night, brother.
Christian Lee
Fuck you. I feel personally attacked.
Camden Phillips
buck up
Isaac White
Hey how you doin boss. my buddy Jimbo and I were outside shooting some slugs. Great times. Now I’m just here sipping on a cold one
Hudson Lewis
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Jack Nelson
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Boomer meme is the BEST MEME
Joshua Richardson
The strongest natural man in the gym is the true alpha male and boss of the gym. Bow down, roid cucks.
Levi Hernandez
natty "holier than thou" cope
Aren't you thinking that anyone stronger/better looking than you is on gear?
Josiah Campbell
>tfw the strongest natty guy at my gym is a security boomer who comes and lifts in his uniform
Mason James
Based and boomer pilled. I for one , embrace my boomerdome.
Brandon Flores
I’m building a team. Boomers, report in
Jace Morris
Milfag boomer, reporting in.
Sebastian Ross
me and the fellas reporting in
Jayden Long
I love being a 33 year old boomer. I have a wife and three kids. I have a house in the region I want to live in. I am a pilot for a major US commercial airline. I lift weights and go to the Thai gym 3-5 days a week. I have friends and family who I love and they love me back. I have rewarding hobbies. Life’s good as a boomer, hopefully you kids will know this joy some day.
Mason Morris
Nice. But are you aesthetic? This is my main concern with aging
Gabriel Torres
Based papa boomer
Alexander Wood
>missing the point this hard
Elijah Price
so no then
Alexander Thompson
I can't wait to be a boomer. Thanks for the motivation boomerbro, you have made it
Camden Johnson
David Cox
These fucking boomer memes are the best
Landon Thomas
Life is good brothers
Matthew Hernandez
Nawwwww you can ALWAYS tell who is on gear once you reach peak nat chad status. There are many physical and behavioral signs the manlet roider and BaneGear overlook as they have normalized themselves to their drug abuse much like a junkie. Every roider subconsciously agrees that natty chad claims gym alpha status, the very act of using gear is a cope... Y’all just literally mire the most of anyone in the gym, beta drool 101. True alpha gym chad only mires himself.
>a secret skill gear usage unlocks is advanced bumper-pool mirror mires
>much like thirsty thots, they will typically be felt bending their mires across 3 different walls of mirror and through at least 4 machines
Wyatt Jenkins
Ethan Phillips
You have to robert barateon it
Turn up and start fucking stacies and throwing your weights around.
When you enter first you have to sprint on the treadmill, you have to heel strike so the whole gym hears you.
If anyone tries to tell you to stop, grab a dumbell and put a hole in his chest.
If anyone tries to get you kicked out, guillotine him in the lat pull down machine
Jordan Cooper
Stop seeking the "alpha male" and thinking there is one. Stop making enemies and start making friends, and you will realize that the world is a lot better place when you stop comparing yourself to others. You look like a faggot sitting in the corner with no gym bro or gym bunny gf, sizing up and putting down everyone who walks in the gym. We're all in this together, none of us asked to be born, and we're all gonna make it.
Logan Bell
Chad doesn't have to try. Just strive to be the best version of yourself, and don't think about where you are on the ladder.