Where's yours?

where's yours?

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My dishwasher is next to the sink

>white girl
no thanks

My what? Gf? Hahahaha

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How much $ for her to fart in my mouth?

How about to shit in hers?

I'm typing with it.

Based and, dare I say it; unbelievably redpilled.

I’ll do you one better. I have a submissive twink boy

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You guys ever just think of ending it all haha

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I have a girlfriend and she's a very nice lady

yeah haha

She left me. She's the extra rep I do every set brehs

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i didnt get what they meant by the world leaving you behind, until she left me

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Literally multiple times every day.

sharing an office or gym with me hoping to god i wont show up with a gun tomorrow

It's worse when you know she's not right and have to cut her out

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One day. She's the cutest qt imaginable. Damn

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>date grills for about 3 months each before I get bored and want out of the relationship
>have had multiple grills fall in love with me but I feel uncomfortable about reciprocating because I inevitably break up with them some months later
>longest relationship was with an azn girl who was insanely in love with me, supportive, thicc ass and wanted to marry me who essentially refused to take no for an answer when asking me on dates
>broke up with her too, eventually
>now working in Singapore, another qt grill who's extremely into me keeps trying to arrange a date but I just keep putting her off and delaying for literally no reason. Did this too back in London to a Polish girl

What the fuck is wrong with me
Why am I like this
I've even been putting a conscious effort into maintaining and lengthening my relationships
I just want to fucking stick with one person and get married and have kids god damn it

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>I just want to fucking stick with one person and get married and have kids god damn it
Judge people by their actions, not their words.
And judging but your actions; No, you don't.

Also, quit complaining. It could be far worse and you shouldn't settle when you are picking someone for the rest of your life.

haha only every day lmao

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based

I'm Catholic so I don't because that's a sin. I have, however prayed for God to kill me though once before.

Not fitness related
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im saving money to buy a house before i start thinking about dating. how do you NEET fags expect a gf if you cannot provide?

Name?

is your religion's long history of assraping children a sin?

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Why does r9k keep shitting up my board? None of them even lift

I can't say I've never thought of it, but mostly in passing whenever I read a story about someone doing it themselves (usually after a shooting or something), and I can't help but wonder why they don't rack up a ton of debt and then use the money to party themselves to death instead.
If you are the point where you are willing to die, what can stop you from doing anything else at all?
Why not travel the world and see what you can see? Fuck prostitutes in exotic locales, do whatever else you can think of doing. I can only see accepting your death as giving what remains of your life absolute freedom.

You rape the sin out of them stop hating on jesus

>refuse to put women on a pedestal by not showing them any attention at all to not appear desperate or needy or pathetic by talking to them/asking them out
>27 kv now

haha

I know this feel bro
>been on two dates with this girl, fucked her after both
>shes already catching feelings and hinting about introducing me to her friends
>I feel nothing emotional towards her
Feels bad man

I spent this whole gif hoping she wasn't going to untuck a cock from that dress. Thank fuck

male emcel?

because shes obviously a whore just like you

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>Pedophilia is a Catholic only occurrence
>All Catholics are pedophiles

>plastic whores

no thanks

Imagine feeling bad about not valuing a slut who puts out on the first date.

why isnt he a slut for doing the same

i talk to this girl... sometimes, i think i have real chances with her.
yeah, this one will do it, no way she has higher standards than me... r-right?

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they don't age very well

wow haven't heard the "You're catholic so you must fondle little boys" joke before, do you have any others in that noggin of yours mr autist?

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they usually don't live long enough to age

I was feeling so happy until you reminded me that was alone and will always be that way. Thanks

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Girlfriend? Laying right next to me senpai

Asians don't count

I just pray for an asteroid haha

>implying it was a joke

this guy fucks

This, worst feeling

Because some things are worse than death... like fucking a prostitute in the southern US!

daily
you don't get any enjoyment out of anything. why do anything ? Then you think of your parents and some sort of survival instinct kicks in.
At this point I just visit the gym and live life out of habit.

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I want a bird gf

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I got a GF who looks like Claire Redfield