Dysmorphics btfo

dysmorphics btfo

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I fucking hate webcomics.
They were supposed to revolutionize the industry, letting authors draw wathever the fuck they want without editorial restrictions.
Instead we got this cancerous shit and "lmao life is hard am I right?"
Fucking comics are dead.

sorry man thats just freedom of expression... but at least there's some based comics out there (martian magazine is my personal favorite)

There are great webcomics, but as you may expect if they don't confirm the values of certain parts of society, they never get popular.


Check for example the Perry Bible fellowship, it's great

imagine having the ability to not enter the pages you don't like

>implying there are good comics other than ben garrison and redpanel

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NEVER IMPROVE!

> Perry Bible fellowship

simply amazing

fuck you, Lunarbaboon is fucking awesome, you just shouldn't take it at face value. Its about a man who has given up on life because of his bitch wife and tries to pretend the worls is an amazing place so he doesn't kill himself. Its subtle, but if you red a lot of his comics you start to realize it.

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I thought his wife was the only thing that drags him out of his low testosterone induced depression.

I mean look at this one. At first glance it seems like he is telling the youth to rise up (and looking at his other comics, you would assume for some liberal policy), but if you think about it, the kid is protesting against something he does not understand the need of, but which is good for him. This is a direct parallel with protestors today that want shit but dont understand the consequences of what they want.

yes, he lives for his wive, but he also hates her, recently the hate has gone down but in some of the earlier comics it was real bad.

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That's so fucking hot. Source?

He's not entirely wrong with this one though. I voted for Trump, but anyone who cares enough to wear that hat is a dickhead. You ever talk to these people? It's just one track minds. That hat is the blaring beacon of the dumbest of the dumb when it comes to Trumps supporters.

>This is a direct parallel with protestors today that want shit but dont understand the consequences of what they want.
Protestors have always done this. There's like 10% informed people being followed by 90% ignorants. Usually both sides have some truth, but only the ones who yell the loudest (just like the comic cuck said) are heard.

Has he ever told his wive 'no'?

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He also for some reason really hates his son, there are multiple comics where he is passive aggressive with him. My theory is that its not his son (since we know the wive sleeps with other men due top another comic).

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Which one?

Not just his wife

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If Bernie doesn't win I'm going to vote for Trump just to spite these "orange man bad' retards. I don't even like the mongoloid but fuck these people are 10x more annoying

this guy is right too, anybody who cares about enough about their political ideology to turn themselves/their car into a billboard for their political indoctrination is an ideologically possessed moron

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Kek is this real?

Nm it's real
> My wife and I are in an open relationship, which i think means the only thing i am in good for in this marriage is opening jars
Https://mobile.twitter.com/lunarbaboon/status/577546417411076096?lang=en

It’s a cry for help.

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Imagine when his son finds all the comics of his dad being passive aggressive.

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His son will go full columbine and we all know it

jesus what a poor fuucking man

if you're going to be a degenerate, ok whatever. but they should have their kids taken away holy fuck. fuck this fuck them fuck everything fuck degeneracy fuck fuck fuck

Don't waste any sympathy on him, user. He chose this life, every step of the way.

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This explains the Hong Kong protests very well.

>literal cuck to a moody wife
>doormat
>sour grapes about his doughy body and sedentary lifestyle
>asshole kid
>why am I sad

you know I was hating this dude a second ago but

I'm starting to feel bad for him

You mean the Chinese counter protests

all of this bs while she's getting knocked up by a beta cuck co-worker

colby covington says otherwise

What a fucking beta waste of air.

Why feel bad for a literal cuck that's too weak and retarded to grow some balls and act like a man?

This you cannot be weak with your woman, and if you are a weak man you deserve your fate

>tfw when I have a maga hat with a I'm with her button with a Bernie sticker on it.
NGMI

Does this mean he knows he looks like shit?

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i love how he makes sure to add sleep marks to his wife's eyes.
tired looking-ass bitch

>hay, i can make shitty comics, im sure that means I can also write books!

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tags: ntr, shotacon

>pum pum pum, dudududu padudududu pu du pudu... dudududu dududududu dudu tum dum.

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Even his daughter knows his full of shit, trying to mansplain romance to a girl.

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You fucking retards are giving him exactly what he wants with these threads.

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>PDL

So, these comics are really a signal for help?

Fair point. Shaming degenerates doesn't work because they end up enjoying it.

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related.

>Imagine wanting a relationship with girls lmoa

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That's because you've never heard of atomic robo. stop reading dumb bullshit comics by dumb bullshit creators and letting pop culture dictate what you consume.

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martian magazine is good

but this is chad tier advice
only limp wristed betas cling to their oneitis

I think he is extremely based.

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:(

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Chad succeeds with his oneitis. Cucks keep moving on.

Protip: set your goals super low so you don't have to work hard on them!

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The artist is describing the postmodern life of average men/dads nowadays. He is extremely redpilled, but you're too occupied with his failures in life to see it.

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Never improve

Average western cucks, you mean. Those aren't men.

Yes. Extremely red pilled.

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Damn, forgot about this

>write her a poem
>buy her flowers
>lol no dont be a creep
literally what is wrong with those ideas? that faggot cuck is acting as if his son suggested analy raping her in a dumpster.

How does his wife look like?

Beta cuck raising a future beta cuck.

Its a weird mindset these people have had the past 5 years where any contact with someone you dont already know is bad. And then people wonder why they are 25 years old and have no friends.

Holy faurk i can just smell the onions

most likely not an actual book, just compilations of already existing material with maybe 30% new stuff

smelling like onions is high test as fuck
garlic too

such a cuck

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>pack lunches for 6 days
>fuck sister in law on the 7th
And yea I saw it, and it was good

I haven't seen him post any pictures of her besides this one

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damn that boy looks like me when I was young

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fixed
0ne panel comics are better anyways

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Im going to do this when I have kids to motivate them to fill out their own chores chart, just with real rewards and not things that should be basics in a relationship.

>that "Can I speak with a manager" haircut
Yep.

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I always thought Atomic Robo was /plebit/ tier, given "le Nikola Tesla is a misunderstood genius, ahead of his time" prevalent throughout the comic.

>PBF
Based

/tg/ has some good one. OOTS, Erfworld and K6BD are all pretty popular over there, for various reasons, though all of those are more graphic novels than webcomics at this point. Terminal Lance is solid if you're a Jow Forumsommando.

>balding
>hairy
>that facial hair


Guy is clearly high test, how can someone like him be such a cuck faggot, jesus.

at least what he did afterwards was good. and what kind of shitty friends did he have? I cant imagine one friend i have not accepting me back after something like this. But Jesus Christ it must be bad realizing your own dad would take the word of basically a stranger over yours.

bad news for you bud

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user,. I.

This isn't a rage thread

What? Aint that sign of high test? When I started pumping iron lost over 20kg I suddenly grew chest hair, because my estrogen level dropped and test skyrocketed. I was so horny all the time my gf didnt know where to hide.

Based Soimale who knows what women actually want

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i almost vomited

I bought a hat and put it on a Casa del Papel mask at home.

Well at least he drew himself accurately.

all 3 of those are achievable

this is unironically one of my worst fears and one of the many reasons why I lift. I have to be strong enough to protect myself, my honor, and my loved ones

>and on the 7th day, he saw it, and it was good

>banned stepdaughter from home
>disinherited
That's better than I'd expect, but she should be prosecuted

See, this trope's been done a few times in different media. The one I like is in the Mechanisms, a Storytelling Musical Cabaret. There the sleeping beauty is controlling a planetary defense grid and when the characters find her, instead of kissing they just shoot the machinery until it explodes. That's funny and has a resolution to it. This is just shit.

>literally hubby points

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dump any thot that shows this behavior

Join a mma gym. Or just about any martial art

>Or just about any martial art
No, you were right the first time.
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its the filter, he probably meant to say s...o....y

I feel like an idiot but I don't get it. Is the artist shitting on people who go to a gym for an hour a day and eat somewhat healthy?

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kek