Does your mom gawk at your body?

If not, you’re not gonna make it.
>tfw Dad is getting jealous

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Sweet home obama

Mom touched my collarbone and sighed. What did she meant by it?

Tell me more user.

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is this picture real?
no way they made mommy that sexy in the movie.

the face is real but the shirt isn't

thats not his mom
thats his aunt.

My parents are divorced :'(

My mom always shows me her new outfits she bought and literally changes in front of me and asks for my opinion

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that kills it :(

yes i guess i mentioned this many times

i have sex with my mom when dad is working, better to cheat on him with me than with some random nigger, so im unironically doing a favour to my father, mom has very high libido and my dad looks ugly now and mom doesnt feel like fucking him, also my mom is younger and ageing like wine, love to have sex with mommy and when she oral sex me or strokes my dick over my underwear and says "my little boy got a tasty toy" then she looks me deep in my eyes and her tonge running all my abs and dick, is just perfection, sometimes she eats my ass while im in all four as well, so i think shes bi, anyway, we are doing this less now, but if you have a hot and open minded mon try it, its really a toptier experience

based motherfucker

>literally "my mom says im handsome" the thread

Same

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Im fucking dead

based

I inspired my mom to work out and now she always does yoga in the house and it gives me raging boners

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>my parents are divorced
>my mom is fucking someone is not my father or myself

you re a cuck, if your mom is divorced go and ravage her like no tomorrow, unless shes old and a slampig

You faggots are disgusting

my mom isn't into incest so looks like I aint gonna make it

>shadman

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how do you know she isnt into incest

Incest ftw. Keep the race pure.
Pic related: It's me.

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in the heat of the moment, she will be.
Be a chad and make the first move. Pin her against the wall and rip open her pants and she’ll be begging for your cream

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my mom has told me i had a nice ass since i was like 8 years old.

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That's gonna eff you up son

why did they make her so hot

Cause they know grown men have to watch this movie with their kids or younger siblings

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trannie discords should be doxed and hanged

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fucking lel

My mom is a literal bi-polar psychotic; dad's a narcissistic beta. I'm divorced from them.

But my in-laws mire a lot. Mom in law comments on my gains, feels up my arms and such. Sisters in law do more; they like to feel my arms, legs, chest and abs each month; always insisting I pose for photos. The worst are the nieces; they aren't blood related and are unclecons; one even said she's romantically in love with me.

When are you gonna be a man and pull out your cock when they are rubbing you

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>left breast growing out of armpit

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TFW no first cousin gf yet.....

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no but my little sister has been looking at me differently lately

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This, stop being a fag user and claim the harem you were gifted

Film it?

I prefer literal tranny posting over this incest bullshit. You faggot freak it's not funny

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>dmasanh

>tfw mom calls me muscleman
How do I get her to stop?

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I know this most likely isn't real but my dick is now diamonds.

It's been a couple years since my mom died, still miss her to this day boys.

you can't. my mom still calls me the same dumb nicknames she called me when i was like 6 years old.

GOD im hard

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>Dad constantly tells me that I'm weak and not as ripped as him
>he doesn't workout and has a dad bod

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You haven't made it until you mog your own father.

>start working out aggressively
>get bigger than all my family members
>mom notices
>dad notices and starts being more relaxed
>one day at dinner dad wants to compare heights
>mom says not only am I taller but points out my wrists are significantly longer and bigger than his
>4 days later
>mom cheats on dad with a big guy
>manlet dad blames me
>kicked out
>sleeping in gym
>bigfornothing.png

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homegym master race

>wrists are significantly longer
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? How do you have "longer" wrists lmao

Lifting has ruined your entire family

anyone who gets mad over this is just in denial of their incestuous thoughts.

lmao shit family you got there. I hope you're sticking around for your dad.

You know what you must do.

probably meant longer forearms

my mom is genetic trash and my dad doesn't look masculene, god knows why I have decent face and good bone structure

Same but it's 100% platonic. I even have a mommy fetish and I fantasize about fucking my mom but in the fantasy it's not my IRL mom. I just imagine a different person as my mom. Not attracted to my IRL mom even though the's objectively good looking.

I feel bad for him, he’s successful, buys her everything and she still decides to go mess around with some chadlite that wears a speedo before he swims.

nothing wrong with fucking people related to you if you aren't making babies

superfluous retards, all of them
mom should have divorced and then fucked, lying makes it all fucked up and your dad is a little bitch for blaming you

:(

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pixar doing gods work

This is gonna sound fucked up cause it really is, but you can't help who you are attracted to.

My mom was a total milf when I was in middle school. All my friends gave me shit about how hot she was constantly. She passed away when I was in high school.

Her and my dad got divorced when I was in 4th grade. If she hadn't have died, I probably would've fucked her by now. So it's prolly a good thing she did.

I have this really strong brunette bangs fetish and I've never known why until I saw a picture of my mom from when I was a kid and realized she sported bangs majority of my childhood. I'm in my mid-20s now and realizing how fucked up it is that my god damn mom influenced my sexual preferences.

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If my mom looked like this then for sure I'd smash

don’t worry user, she’s gawking at your body from heaven. You made her proud

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My mom is a cunt. Makes fun of me for lifting and dedicating myself to being fit. It doesn't matter which approach I take when it comes to asking her not to bring such unhealthy snacks and junk into the house, she will always buy garbage and then not buy healthier cheaper options under the excuse that she has no money. No woman treats me with the disrespect that my own mother treats me with.

>strokes my dick over my underwear and says "my little boy got a tasty toy"

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>it's a good thing my mom died, otherwise i would have fucked her

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What's a matter with kids banging their moms in record numbers these days? You don't stop and think you crawled out of that hole NOW you want back in?

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Incest is wincest

Your parents influence your sexual prefferences bigtime. Not just you, everyone. It's a normal part of life.

Should have fucked her when you could

shold've fucked your mom

It’s the not the only hole I want to use

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>shadman

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>being an ultracrepidarian.

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It's what makes it hotter. She gave birth to you and loves you unconditionally and is nurturing. Not to mention the mom body. And you fuck her brains out and the taboo makes it 100x hotter.

Argued why in a thread on /a/; let me see if I can find said thread in archives and repost.

This kind of coping should'nt exist

yes my mom secretly mires me out of the corner of her eye and quickly looks away if i catch her.

one time i had my phone in my pocket of my basketball shorts, and i guess the phone was resting in a way to make it look like my dick. i came in from the homegym in the garage with my shirt off and a huge pump and she tried to grab my "cock" except it was my phone.

i gave her a weird look and 180'd the fuck out of there and never said anything about it.

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Because we have the internet you get to hear about it more.
Not sure what this phenomenon is called but the rates have always been the same, you just hear more about these happenings because of the internet.

I don't know how I'll deal with it when mine passes. Sorry for your loss, user.

Well, to put it simply I argue it's because of the exponential profession of technology decreasing the need for direct human contact in order to survive and most likely minimizing direct contact with just your relatives; thus mix-matching your sexual urges/needs with the comfort and safety of a familial relationship to compensate.

Show her the D and find out.

>The worst are the nieces; they aren't blood related and are unclecons

I don't understand what you just said.

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Yeh my mom would cuddle the shit out of me when I was a kid and now I can't date a girl unless she is super into cuddling. I've converted several of my girlfriends from girls who hate that sort of contact to girls who demand to be snuggled. Thx mom!

Lol because he fucks his mom? Clever

Should’ve named this thread Oedipal Complex General

Bros, might sister has fucking thicc heavenly shaped ass

How do i fight the urges to fap furiously to it

You don't, you cave in and do it.

Or you post pics here so we can.

It's too late. Any urge suppressed will only become stronger