Gym Psycho

>leave gym
>See gym psycho
>He says I look like a can of paint
Share your stories boys

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>caught gays having sex in locker room
>kid was in there
> called police and told front desk
>faggots get dragged out in cuffs
>theyre probably getting pozzed up in jail now
Two less sick fucks.

>At front desk of gym
>chatting up the qtpie receptionist
>this manlet is on his way out of the gym
>I casually look over and he's giving me the stink eye
>tell him he looks like a can of paint
>he runs off can hear sobs as he gets into his car
>qtpie laughs
>we fuck later

Shit was cash.

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>not being the gym psycho
>not turning dyels into cans of paint

>never seen any psychos at the gym
>tfw I'm probably the gym psycho

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based

>I'm finishing up my workout, on my last two exercises, some lat pulldown and cable rows for a little extra back volume
>enter gym psycho
>I wish I was half as big as this guy thinks he is
>He says lightweight before every set
>grunts super loud
>is actually weak as hell
>has to scream at the top of his lungs to get 3 reps with 185 lbs squat
>sumo deadlifts lmao 2pl8s
>wears dark iron fitness belt, wraps, straps, etc.
>looks like a total gymcel, terrible jawline, manlet, always wears a hat, probably to hide balding
>is probably only mid 20's
>haven't had the opportunity to strength mog him, wonder how he would react if I did his 1rm for reps right next to him
>honestly wouldn't surprise me if he tried to murder me on the spot
pic related, mfw gym psycho walks in

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>be fat fuck
>have huge gut
>gf and I are sitting on the couch talking
>for some reason I can't remember she hits my gut
>loudthud.mp4
>"Wow user, that's hard."
Yeah I know, fuck you I'll take what I can get.

I wish my gym had characters. All we have are a couple of friendly niggers who help correct people's form and spot you on your bench press between their sets.

Based gym psycho

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>can of paint

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I am the gym psycho

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I worked as front desk at a cheap commercial gym in the bay area, met so many psychos.
The most prominent ones were this 40s-50s Chinese Zumba lady and a 20-30something black dude. They were both regulars and were very friendly to the front desk staff and trainers. You would have never known they were crazy except for the few times they came to the front desk and said some crazy shit like "they're watching you blahblahbla mind control programming... etc" in between normal conversation.
I miss them DESU, made my shift more interesting and I considered them my friends even though they were nuts. They were intelligent people too which is the wierd thing, like we'd actually be having a thoughtful conversation and then all of a sudden "hey, the AI is taking over"

>1rm for reps
You're supposed to warm up with his 1rm

I am definitely the gym psycho. I imagine slaughtering hordes of my enemies when shit gets tough in order to pull through, and it makes me sport a sick grin and psycho eyes.

Works, though.

stories of myself? of course, well i m fucking god

>gym rapist hogged the squat rack again today
What the fuck am I supposed to do? My lifts are really starting to suffer

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gods work. If for real good on you you should have thrown them in the showers with a toaster.

>using "I" in greentext
Reddit

>Be me
>Be deadlift and do farmer walks
>Nobody else does
I think I am the gym psycho

to assert your dominance of the gym you have to make faces as you perform farmer walk or deadlifts

Do you think one became the rape king in prison.

>Concerned about others this much at the gym
>Thinks someone else is the gym Psycho

user, I. . . .

> be in gym
> finish deadlift 440lbs PR
> think it's empty
> calm but loudly say "not as serious as yours I fear" while grabbing my tanktop around the shoulderbands

> spot gym twink doing isolations in corner anxiously avoiding eye contact

>440lbs PR
You're a big guy

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bane?

What’s wrong with Dark Iron?

tell me, why do you wear the mask?

>Dude asks where the tbar row is.
>Point to it
>Dude says "Does it look like I need to worky back!?"
>I say, "sure"
>Dude wigs out and goes to the tbar

>about to attempt a bench PR
>load up my pl8s
>ask some bearded guy to spot for me real quick
>he leaves the gym instead
>ok I guess I can do it myself
>lower weight onto my chest
>begin lifting
>get about half way
>fuck
>I'm gonna die
>muscle failure
>suddenly someone grabs the weight and re-racks it for me
>it was the bearded dude
>ask him why he waited until it was almost too late when I asked him earlier
>"A wizard is never late, user. He arrives precisely when he means to."

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Good post

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>Minding my own business
>West country accent from nowhere
>"You havin' a good day sir?"
>"uhhh, yes mate you alright?"
>"Yea I'm doing deadlifts"
>"Ok mate"
Then he just walked off and did deadlifts. Pretty sure he was a bit of a retard because he was a real lardass and later on I saw him doing dips which with his build could've only been achievable using tard strength; was honestly impressive.

>Having a quickie with my gymbro in the locker room after workout
>no homo
>This paint-can lookin' manlet motherfucker asks to join in
>We laugh at him and tell his Benjamin-Moore ass to GTFO
>Jealous little queer runs to front desk and tells them we're fucking in front of a kid

>Kid was in there
Assuming this actually happened, was the kid watching or oblivious to what was going on? Cause depending on him being a fag or not that shit could be traumatizing

My gym psycho just washes his hands and brushes his teeth for an hour.
It's funny, I walk into the changeroom and he's in the process and when I am done my workout he's just finishing up.

the only thing close to a gym psycho that i've seen was a chinese exchange student who wore color coded gym outfits (eg an entirely red or neon green outfit with a deadlift belt, headband, etc) and would dance to whatever music he was listening to. his workout consisted of quickly picking up a weight or sitting on a machine, pumping out like 4 reps, then jumping off to the next. he was weird but definitely an inspiration

Bro some asshole shaves at mine, takes like 30 mins and leaves hair everywhere. Idk how the staff hasn't done anything.

>working weighted pull ups
>the three gym psychos run in
>the manlet and two womenlet grab my legs as I'm pulling up
>I have to finish the set with these fucking midgets literally hanging onto my legs
>during rest the undo all my plates and leave them on the floor
>they leave as soon as their mom screams at them to stop fucking with the weight rack
working out at home with kids is intense, you ever sprint after a 5 year old immediately after dead lifts?

for you

If you ever look at your dick while masturbating,
it means you like dick, so you gay.

>listen to powerviolence while at the gym
>stare at everyone
>pace back and forth between sets

am I the psycho?

I want a Delray gym now.

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>psycho eyes.
thanks for reminding me how cringy and fucking autisticly retarded 90% of this board is

They were trying to redpill you bro. You've got to be crazy to believe it isn't happening. ngmi

cute post

lol kill yourself