Post your kryptonite.
Post your kryptonite
Jacob Robinson
Evan Torres
kys
Jordan Hill
Self sabotage, the belief that i deserve to cheat. And beer
Lincoln Rivera
One sitting
Adrian Thompson
I don't have one.
Eli Murphy
Nolan Long
Those are horrible
Andrew Cox
idiot
Carson Reed
God damnit these fucking things. My sister is hoarding 3 boxes of them from me. She says she’s helping me but I know she just wants them all to herself.
Jacob Rogers
Chase Rivera
Caleb Cox
>Self sabotage, the belief that i deserve to cheat.
omg r u me?!
Asher Flores
Relaxin at home, enjoying life.
Jaxson Wood
even if i didnt have food allergies i would still eat these fuckers, the price keeps me from buying too many but whenever i get my hands on some its game over, good thing I'm a skelle
Parker Cook
Ben & Jerry's
Jacob Moore
>not salt&vinegar
Nathan Miller
haha dude weed
Isaac Gonzalez
So dank
Jace Peterson
Your day -like mine did- will come where you can't eat that slimy baby food anymore
William Kelly
Banana split ice cream
Ice cream is the worst
Dominic Robinson
pizza in all shapes and sizes
Benjamin Rivera
So glad I quit. I would go on some binges high.
>sour gummy course #1 (bears)
>chocolate course #1 (Three Musketeers)
>salty snack interlude
>chocolate course #2 (Reese's all day baby)
>sour gummy course #2 (worms)
>time to masturbate!
>pass out
>wake up with cum rag on stomach and rekt teeth
Jack Diaz
Your kryptonite is weak.
Nathan Moore
Hey fatty I saw your last post talking about how you can’t avoid these and pizza. You disgust me. Fucking weak willed piggy. Your mommy needs to spank your ass raw for being a fucking child. Improve yourself or get the fuck out.
Levi Carter
>pains with chocolate
Jason Murphy
I did that just yesterday. Fuck this shit.
William Russell
Cameron Martinez
i dont know what they put in this shit but i cant stop once i smell it
Alexander Torres
My lowest point was buying a pack of these from the store, and finishing it within 30 minutes
Ryan Edwards
Im fasting, fuck you.
fuck
Dominic Robinson
Hunter Long
Dylan Anderson
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Zachary Moore
Matthew Martin
Mason Foster
Also this. Started giving myself a monthly alcohol allowance. Pisses me off because the most Jow Forums dude I ever met drank a shit ton constantly
Chase Thomas
the most fit dude i know also drinks a ton
he's also on gear
Jacob Mitchell
Wow that would make me seethe. Does he eat? The dude I mentioned also ate fucking gas station food all the time but seriously fucking ripped as shit full beard at 21yo, made me rage.
Jonathan Phillips
basic bitch
Isaiah Jones
Eat a bag of dicks, cookie dough is the shit
Bentley Murphy
Cute girls that are 20 something years old. More addicting than cocaine.
Ethan Thomas
Luckily here they don't make them as good as they do in France.
Charles Morgan
Being happy.
Henry Sanchez
I can eat over a dozen sushi rolls myself at a buffet. Not the worst cheat meal if you're trying to carb load but god damn I fucking go crazy with the different types of raw fish those artisan chinks serve
Leo Gonzalez
I can eat this all day
Juan Price
Self loathing and midday naps
Isaac Davis
If I drink even a bottle I have an unstoppable urge to binge eat.
Life is suffering.
Ian Rivera
god dammit why the fuck couldn't I have been born in this timeline?
2019 version
> asexual binary queer """sister""" with shaved head
> pops into its """"brother's"""" room
> finds """"him""""" dilating his nu-vagina on the bed while trying on high heels
> "Hey big bro- I mean sister. Can I take Rover to my room for a bit? Oh and have you seen the jar of peanut butter?"
But yes, Cosmic Brownies are the devil. I don't even bother keeping them in my house. Same with those damn chocolate Teddy Grahams hnnnng
Nolan Reed
>get stoned
>eating carrots and peanut butter mindlessly
>realize I went through half a jar of peanut butter
>even though the ingredients list nothing more than peanuts and salt I still feel guilty as fuck for eating well over 750 calories in a half hour
Thomas Bell
yea but at the same time you ate like 50 grams of protein
Asher Green
Asher Peterson
>Not eating them preworkout for that extra FUCKING RIP mentality to maximize strength and size gains
I got to 275@10% eating one of these babies with preworkout every morning before the gym but had to drop them to get to 8%.
Now I stay at 3/4/5 without even trying still hitting these babies every morning.
You don't have to suffer to be big and strongk
David Roberts
Minus the bread and potential fattening sauces this is god tier meal. 1/4 of the breading and the macros are incredible.
Jeremiah Brooks
Helps me fast
I watch food competitions even
Started few hours ago a 48 dry fast bro
Hang in there im coming
Joshua Powell
Based. Breaking your fast with delicious /fast/food and carbing up is the best feel ever. Macro friendly ofc
Parker Morgan
They were on sale for 2$ last week, this week it’s hood brand.
Jace Russell
I haven’t drank alcohol in about 3 months now. Feeling pretty good about it. Few months prior to that, I didn’t drink more than a pint compared to getting drunk more often than not
Jose Lewis
I haven't had anything Little Debbie since I was in elementary school. I've completely forgotten how they are. Damnit OP I'm going to have to try this.
Jaxon Anderson
Jordan Sullivan
These fuckers. As I type this I have an open box of Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies just enough out of reach.
Ryder Sanchez
Why the fuck do you have them in the house?
Owen Gray
and red, red, wine, stay close to meeee~!
Josiah Ross
Never gonna make it
Charles Peterson
oh holy shit, those are the actual lyrics, too
Michael Phillips
Boi
Benjamin Jenkins
awwwwww shhheeeeeiiiiiiiittt
I miss those
Jacob Miller
Prolly mcdonalds
I'm at the stage of my life that I no longer enjoy KFC (besides KFC in my place sucks), overly salted chips or overly sweet stuff.
I do like greasy, savory food tho and Mcdonalds has that perfect unholy combination of greasy,savory food that I craved so much so I kinda made 1 (one) exception per month where I would indulge in 1 large burger set and that's it
James Bennett
God damnit these taste so good.
French/Italian ones of course, not American shite.
Jacob Rodriguez
>I do like greasy, savory food
iktf
Robert Young
Doing it once per week is not gonna kill your gains, buddy.
Liam Ortiz
Aaron Brooks
2 McDoubles (buns removed) and a 10 piece nugget is my go to post-workout when dirty bulking
John Allen
For me... It's flapjacks
Austin Fisher
haha fuuuck I haven't thought about those brownies in a long time
>be me, 16
>hanging out with bros all weekend
>never sleeping
>playing runescape and tony hawk all night
>drinking rockstars and eating trash
>take the cosmic brownies and smush them up in our hands
>"lol it looks like poop"
>dangle it out of our hands so it looks like a butt pooping into our mouths
>fucking hilarious
>"wait I have an idea"
>friend takes off his pants, holds the brownie poop by his asshole
>"someone get under me so I can drop it in their mouth"
>we're all laughing and have a good time, another friend does it
>"ewww gross bro, my turn"
>we all take turns eating the fake brownie dookie from under him
>"Here hang on this'll be hilarious"
>friend stuffs brownie into his ass
>we're all losing our minds laughing
>poops it out onto a plate and takes a bite
>"groossss brooo"
>we're all crying with laughter
>"okay who's next" friend says as he reloads his ass
>We all start eating brownies out of each-others' asses, losing our minds with laughter.
Man I really miss those guys.
Camden Walker
this isn't exactly "kryptonite" since I am not actually consuming much food at all. Some times I will go to my local self serve froyo places that they have you pay by the oz and I'll ask for a sample cup and fill it up like six times and have my fill and then leave.
Cameron Garcia
They have some amazing ones in Japan too
Dylan Carter
Daniel Price
Camden Rogers
Is this even bad for you? Shits delicious
Camden Allen
James?
Luke Sanders
Ian White
Stop confusing Netflix with real life
Jordan Stewart
i hate these threads I always break keto when I see them
Jason Collins
Gabriel Cook
Right now it is these.
Jaxon Thompson
Jesus fucking Christ
Aaron Martin
I try to only have a serving or two of icecream on the weekends, but more often than not I can't help grabbing a spoonful anytime I'm near the fridge.
I'll also occasionally impulse purchase imported cookies/snacks (Jammie Dodgers, Jaffa Cakes, Mochis) when I go down foreign food isles.
Jason Martinez
Haha is that you Austin?! Haha
Levi Parker
It's a well known fact that Jaffa Cakes cure cancer. Honestly I supplement my everyday 3000 cal diet with them.
Cooper Williams
My wife buys them. :|
Isaiah Kelly
Most spot on reaction image in the thread
Aiden Morales
Someone make a Chad comic about this
Owen Martin
Daniel Ward
Falling asleep and waking up at decent times.
Thomas Adams
Same. Shit makes me stay up too late and I end up missing the next day's gym sesh
Luis Reed
Based cosmic bro these are fucking crack. Also zebra cakes
Chase Evans
...
Cooper Bell
Bros let me put you on. I conquered the weed munchies. When you hit up the store or 7eleven now after smoking, for beverage just buy either water, some sort of 0 cal flavoured sparkling water, or coconut water. For snack just get your fave protein bar in a nice dessert flavour. It suffices and you don't sabotage your gains
Owen Bailey
image didn't post
Logan Sanders
This board is proof there is no God