Portfolio rate thread. Only green ids will make it

Portfolio rate thread. Only green ids will make it.

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>$1200 holdings
>portfolio
lol

For me, it's BRAP

Better then zero you ugly cunt

>i made $20 this month im a crypro investor!!!
lmao

we all start with babby weight brah

Post your shit then, oh wait you won’t because your an ugly cunt larping

bruh you on the wrong board

Fuck me

The fuck does have to do with fitness, you absolute retard?
Get the fuck on out of here, faggot.

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Hahahahaha hahahaha
*inhale*
Hahahahahahahahaha

This isn’t fitness related but alas all this off topic posting is the current state of this board.

Absolutely
FUCK JANNIES

what do you recommend investing in first for a beginner?

lotery tickets

How is this fitness related?


Invest in iron and lifting, stop with the off topic bullshit you cuck.

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S&P500-tracking ETFs.

Dude, fuck off back to řęđďįť.

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i had to sell my linkies so i could buy some nice clothes for law school. I need 2 weeks before loan money comes in and I can rebuy. Pls go below 2.40 again..

I'm sorry sergey..

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Why are you making these shit slider threads?
What are you trying to bump off?
Why are you such a raging faggot?

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Kek
>1.2k
Go neck yourself

why so mad dude? lol

How does one confuse Jow Forums with Jow Forums

Chainlink number one. Check out these tits. Remember to supplement zinc for healthy zinc and sperm.

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Whatever I'm trying to dump

not him but they're the only 2 boards i browse.. mighta clicked the wrong one from habit

>$1200
I’m not kidding, you should be embarassed showing this off.

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Correct, these are the only ones I go on
Whos showing off? The whole point was to get advice on what to invest in.

I make one mistake and everyone on this board has a aneurysm.

>I make one mistake and everyone on this board has a aneurysm.
welcome to the nantucket autism basket raping forum

>one mistake
Actually you made two.

1. This is Jow Forums, not Jow Forums.
2. The amount of money you put into each coin is hilariously low which leads me to believe you’re either very young or poor (or both). Regardless, $1200 scattered across 8+ crypto is fucking horrible.

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Most of them are just stuck in different exchanges/wallets. Then which coin to go all in on then?

The bottom 3 i just got airdropped so just holding for shits and giggles

Investment banker here.
Dump your money into sp500 and bond mutual funds. General rule of thumb is 100 - age should be the percentage of stocks, with the rest being fixed income assets (bonds or similar instruments). The idea behind this is that while stocks are more risky, they also yield higher returns and if you end up losing money you will have more time to recover than someone who is say 65 and lost money in the stock market.

If you want to set aside some cash for playing with crypto go ahead, but I would say it's a bad idea (note that just because something is profitable, that doesn't make it a good investment. Cryptocurrency is extremely risky since the price is very volatile and if it drops to 0 you actually lose out on everything, whereas with stocks and bonds there is some amount of recovery value. )

post body, then i'll rate your portfolio

>still holding JSON parser coin
>took the time to enter BRAP into portfolio app
NGMI

lmfao linklet

/FitBiz/ is the greatest crossover

My bodys nothing special, im happy with what iv achieved but I have a long way to go and dont plan on stopping.

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Based banker bro