>the gym alchemist is mixing potions in the water fountain again
The gym alchemist is mixing potions in the water fountain again
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>gym bard plays despacito for the fourteenth fucking time
>gym mage trying to polymorph the thots again
>heat from the manlet pit's forge is making it too hot to work out again
>gym white mage passes out hrt pills to heal people in the men's locker room again
>I'm going to the gym, I need only your strongest preworkout
>gym paladin went OOM buffing everyone with blessing of might
>gym main tank master loots all of the gear to his cardio bunny gf again
>the manlet mage is trying to cast a growth spell again
>gym halfling rogue steals and scatters the plates everywhere
>the gym centaur won't stop taking massive shits on the floor with his gaping horse asshole
> Minsc and Boo are taking over this gym thing from you heathens reeking of stench and decay !
>....Now... where is spinning wheel for Boo ?
>my preworkouts are too strong for you, dyel.
>forgot to kindle the gym bonfire
>failed bench pr and respawned 5 miles away
>gym merchant out of protein powder
>not exercising with your armor
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>got tricked into the gym wilderness and killed again
>they took my belt of +10 deadlifts AND my shoes of +5 squatting
>gym mage is still downranking his lifts
>missed double XP weekend now I've been knocked off the gym leaderboard
Based and Merlin-pilled
>working in with gym ogre
>he’s benching 8pl8
>laughs at my 2.3pl8 bench
>the gym shaman is chanting his gains mantra by the dumbbells again
>GROW GROW GROW
>gym barbarian is dual wielding barbells again and there's none left for my lifts
>the gym goblin is stealing my gains
>tfw not enough money to pay the gym witcher to get rid of the gains goblin
Goblin mind
>gym shaman throws down windfury totem when you're racking the bar and makes you smash your neck from the extra rack
>a vile force of darkness has arrived
>none of my manlets can fight
>they're too busy freaking out
>I forgot to let them engrave on the locker room walls
Fuck this gym is hard.
>gym enchanter hoarding all the formulas
Actually funny
>that guy that spec'd into titan's grip dual wielding barbells
>the gym rogue left his poisons out in the locker room again; police are searching the building
Ok, who was the fag cocksummoner who left this skelleton at the locker room? It drinked my whole gallon of milk.
>gym bard is gone missing
>two cardio bunnies pregnant out of nowhere
>can't hit my PRs without his sick tunes
H-He'll be back soon, right?
>gym nigger stole my plates again
>gym gourmet has been eating tuna pasta off the 45lb plates again
No sqt so Im asking here. How many times a day should I poop? I usually poop two hefty poops a day and Im worried Im literally shitting my gains away.
>tfw another elf snapped after trying to deadlift
>scrawny elflet mad that the gym orcs are BTFOing his lifts and having sex with all the elf women
>the gym sphynx choked another twink to death
>grow grow grow...
>*spell failed*
What was the riddle?
>gym sage gives me advice again
>What is the creature that lifts four plates in the morning, two plates at noon and three plates in the evening?
Is this a reddit thread?
fat?
Boogie
The plates being plates of food of course. Stupid dyel twink
>tfw gym twink healslut rolled low WIS
so that's the image that comes up first in your images folder
is it Rich Piana doing an 8 hour arms workout?
>dumbbell baron has reclaimed the curling area. Pay tax of 2 sets of preachers.
>I worked out hard so the gains fairy is coming tonight
>were about to raid the manlet pit with the clan but the maintank took wrong flightpath and ended up in snap city
Kill yourself newfag
can relate
>you must gather your dumbbells before venturing forth
>You were primed for a new PR attempt but Irenicus the Non-Lifter has abducted you to his beta nogainz underground lair
>tfw the gym guardian spots you and offers to train you
>the gym druid brought his cat to the gym again
>tfw gym druid judges you in cat shape
Interesting...you have much untapped gains.
>the gym bodybuilder is insecure about his body again, asking everyone is he "going to make it brahs?"
today:
>gym rogue disappeared with the 60lb fixed barbell. idk if it was enchanted or if he just failed an INT roll
>gym thot wearing +3 tunic of cleavage with Cyrillic runes
>barely pass runelore roll
>takes me a while to read "Russia Moscow"
>she notices me staring at her breasts
>fail subsequent CHA check
this rune tree is absolutely poisoned, it's impossible to pass Russian CHA checks
Kek
BASED
>forgot to tip the gym clown
>my lifting license got revoked for a week
kekd
Fucking kek
Suck a dick twink
Kek’d
Kek
>walk into gym
>nobody around
>gym finally updates since I'm there now
>all the barbells clip into the rack slightly then reverse and float up toward the ceiling
>have to use the smith machine
Leeeroy snappins
>gym PKer is attacking everyone who tries to use the wilderness pull up bar
Bases and dwarfpilled
I know a specialist
>Gains Goblin kept sneaking into my garage gym to steal my gains
>called Goblin Slayer
>no more goblin
>back to making my humble gains in peace
Underrated post
>visited snap city slipping on gym clown's lube while deadlifting
someone please ban gym clown this is griefing
Kek
Based and cheese pilled
>unironically playing this
>tfw gym pker tbs me in the middle of my set and starts spamming ice barrage
would you fuck off
Lol
>The gym goblin escaped the power rack
>Cursed the powerbloater and now he's got gyno