The gym alchemist is mixing potions in the water fountain again

>the gym alchemist is mixing potions in the water fountain again

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>gym bard plays despacito for the fourteenth fucking time

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>gym mage trying to polymorph the thots again

>heat from the manlet pit's forge is making it too hot to work out again

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>gym white mage passes out hrt pills to heal people in the men's locker room again

>I'm going to the gym, I need only your strongest preworkout

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>gym paladin went OOM buffing everyone with blessing of might

>gym main tank master loots all of the gear to his cardio bunny gf again

>the manlet mage is trying to cast a growth spell again

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>gym halfling rogue steals and scatters the plates everywhere

>the gym centaur won't stop taking massive shits on the floor with his gaping horse asshole

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> Minsc and Boo are taking over this gym thing from you heathens reeking of stench and decay !
>....Now... where is spinning wheel for Boo ?

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>my preworkouts are too strong for you, dyel.

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>forgot to kindle the gym bonfire
>failed bench pr and respawned 5 miles away

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>gym merchant out of protein powder

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>not exercising with your armor
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>got tricked into the gym wilderness and killed again
>they took my belt of +10 deadlifts AND my shoes of +5 squatting

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>gym mage is still downranking his lifts

>missed double XP weekend now I've been knocked off the gym leaderboard

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Based and Merlin-pilled

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>working in with gym ogre
>he’s benching 8pl8
>laughs at my 2.3pl8 bench

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>the gym shaman is chanting his gains mantra by the dumbbells again
>GROW GROW GROW

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>gym barbarian is dual wielding barbells again and there's none left for my lifts

>the gym goblin is stealing my gains

>tfw not enough money to pay the gym witcher to get rid of the gains goblin

Goblin mind

>gym shaman throws down windfury totem when you're racking the bar and makes you smash your neck from the extra rack

>a vile force of darkness has arrived
>none of my manlets can fight
>they're too busy freaking out
>I forgot to let them engrave on the locker room walls

Fuck this gym is hard.

>gym enchanter hoarding all the formulas

Actually funny

>that guy that spec'd into titan's grip dual wielding barbells

>the gym rogue left his poisons out in the locker room again; police are searching the building

Ok, who was the fag cocksummoner who left this skelleton at the locker room? It drinked my whole gallon of milk.

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>gym bard is gone missing
>two cardio bunnies pregnant out of nowhere
>can't hit my PRs without his sick tunes

H-He'll be back soon, right?

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>gym nigger stole my plates again

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>gym gourmet has been eating tuna pasta off the 45lb plates again

No sqt so Im asking here. How many times a day should I poop? I usually poop two hefty poops a day and Im worried Im literally shitting my gains away.

>tfw another elf snapped after trying to deadlift

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>scrawny elflet mad that the gym orcs are BTFOing his lifts and having sex with all the elf women

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>the gym sphynx choked another twink to death

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>grow grow grow...
>*spell failed*

What was the riddle?

>gym sage gives me advice again

>What is the creature that lifts four plates in the morning, two plates at noon and three plates in the evening?

Is this a reddit thread?

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fat?

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Boogie
The plates being plates of food of course. Stupid dyel twink
>tfw gym twink healslut rolled low WIS

so that's the image that comes up first in your images folder

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is it Rich Piana doing an 8 hour arms workout?

>dumbbell baron has reclaimed the curling area. Pay tax of 2 sets of preachers.

>I worked out hard so the gains fairy is coming tonight

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>were about to raid the manlet pit with the clan but the maintank took wrong flightpath and ended up in snap city

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Kill yourself newfag

can relate

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>you must gather your dumbbells before venturing forth

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>You were primed for a new PR attempt but Irenicus the Non-Lifter has abducted you to his beta nogainz underground lair

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>tfw the gym guardian spots you and offers to train you

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>the gym druid brought his cat to the gym again

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>tfw gym druid judges you in cat shape

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Interesting...you have much untapped gains.

>the gym bodybuilder is insecure about his body again, asking everyone is he "going to make it brahs?"

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today:
>gym rogue disappeared with the 60lb fixed barbell. idk if it was enchanted or if he just failed an INT roll

>gym thot wearing +3 tunic of cleavage with Cyrillic runes
>barely pass runelore roll
>takes me a while to read "Russia Moscow"
>she notices me staring at her breasts
>fail subsequent CHA check
this rune tree is absolutely poisoned, it's impossible to pass Russian CHA checks

Kek

BASED

>forgot to tip the gym clown
>my lifting license got revoked for a week

kekd

Fucking kek

Suck a dick twink

Kek’d

Kek

>walk into gym
>nobody around
>gym finally updates since I'm there now
>all the barbells clip into the rack slightly then reverse and float up toward the ceiling
>have to use the smith machine

Leeeroy snappins

>gym PKer is attacking everyone who tries to use the wilderness pull up bar

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Bases and dwarfpilled

I know a specialist
>Gains Goblin kept sneaking into my garage gym to steal my gains
>called Goblin Slayer
>no more goblin
>back to making my humble gains in peace

Underrated post

>visited snap city slipping on gym clown's lube while deadlifting
someone please ban gym clown this is griefing

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Kek

Based and cheese pilled

>unironically playing this

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>tfw gym pker tbs me in the middle of my set and starts spamming ice barrage
would you fuck off

Lol

>The gym goblin escaped the power rack
>Cursed the powerbloater and now he's got gyno

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