Mires thread

went to a wedding on the weekend and my friends wife was eye fucking me the whole time

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As long as they’re not catfishes. Get them naked to make sure

Even better tobh

I lost weight, fixed my diet and started working out again and the 65 year old lady in my office keeps complements me on my body all the time

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Hey mods can you do your fucking job?

>Strip tinder hook up naked
>Say wow you have a nice body
>Strip out my clothes
>"Wow you too ;)"
T-Thanks

>Suck on girls tits
>Lays me down on bed
>"Mhmmmm"
>Starts kissing my pecs
Feels good man

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Did she feel them softly too?

so did you get her number?

>at funeral wake
>aunt keeps saying subtle mires
>"your so tall user" "oh look at your muscle"
>she drinks half a beer
>uses it as an excuse to pinch my ass and grab my crotch
>later she try's to convince me to get in her car

Why can't it be one of my hot aunts that does this shit.

is she natty?

Shoulda got into the car. She can't be that bad looking plus you could have a cool incest story to share now.

gf at gym after I got a massive pump "wow your arms look huge" - 2 hours later "awwww they aren't big anymore" win some lose some I guess

The amount of Photoshop in this picture is astounding.

Do you guys really have that noticeable of pumps? I look the exact same regardless of what I'm doing, I don't understand this meme of having a sick pump. It's all that fucking water from your creatine bro.

yes for 30 mins to an hour after workout. you might be doin something wrong friendo

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I did bi's and tri's dropsets to failure for an insane pump cause I wanted to show off so I at least gained an inch. I get extremely vascular when pumped like that tho so that's what she probably noticed more.

Nah I'm pretty confident in my routine, I just don't take any creatine outside of whatever's in the pound of red meat I eat daily. There's a minimal pump but it really doesn't look any different than any other hour of the day. It's been almost a decade of hearing people talk about their sick pumps and I can only reason that it's due to their creatine consumption and muscle water weight.
>185lbs and can OHP my bodyweight all day

Bruh you needa up your heart game and vascular elasticity. Don't be afraid of non-iodized salt and make sure to get a FUCK load of magnesium, zinc, copper and manganese along with your iron.

>with tinder hook up
>she lowers herself in position to eat my freshly shaven asshole
>"wow your calves are fucking dyel as shit"

y-you too

I don't take creatine and supersetting tris and bis at the end of a workout gives me sick fuarkin pumps that last for an hour tops. I don't see how muscle water weight would contribute specifically to a pump

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You aunt has no fucking shame. Damn son at a funeral too baka. Your family is fucked

I know I get mires because girls will come up and grab my arm while talking to me but I don't pay attention because they are overweight or straight up fat chicks. I attract so many fat girls. I fucking hate it sometimes. People at work notice my face after they do this and ask what's wrong. Pretty sure they all think I'm gay or hate women. "I work hard on myself! Why would I fuck a girl who gave up on themselves!??".

cute

Wait I'm confused is getting more vascular from a pump a bad thing, I'm already decently vasular and not super lean. Can ya expand on that lol

Grandma mires are great

kek

Hmmmm maybe it's something else. I dunno man, never personally had a good pump. Now I'm kind of ashamed.

It's not a bad thing at all but my lifts damn near doubled when I started being just as vascular in a resting state. Doc said it's because my blood pressure is too high, but then countered by saying my platelet levels are off the charts and I will never bleed to death. I take that that my shit is just ready to go, all the fucking time.

I ran into my best friends sister and she dm'd me on Instagram saying I look good. What do?

>u2 ;)

yea my blood pressure yesterday at grocery store was 138/59 bpm 59 lol. But I'm guessing doing all that shit ya said is good for resting vascularity? I love feelin vascular af

gf's parents said i was "looking good"

Fuck it, that's pretty normal. I was at 171/127 with a BPM of 48 one time and they told me I have hypertension, and that I was about 10 minutes away from a stroke, except I have none of the symptoms of hypertension and eat healthier/lift more than anyone in that office. That was 4 years ago and I still haven't had a stroke. But yeah man, for all those minerals just make sure to eat a handful of cashews every day, a mix of nuts doesn't hurt but cashews are the fucking goat.

Try it sometimes bro, superset curls and tricep pulldowns
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What pictures did you upload in your profile?

>calves were huge
LARP or you’re just fat

What type of pictures did you use? Ive got no pics

>At beach hotel
>Get on elevator with my family and another
>they have two young kids
>Im standing and out of the corner of my eye i see that their girl is just staring up at me
>i turn to her and she smiles and looks away

mired... too bad she was like 12

I was fat 5 years ago but now im not

Loli mires are the best mires.

Just keep looksmaxxing and youll break down cuter girls

Went to church for a friend's baptism. And I sat next to a cute girl who was talking to me before it started. She sat on the isle seat. And no one else was in the row. Afterwards she started talking to me and wouldn't stand up to let me out. I was so focused on getting up to talk to my friend that I had to ask her to move. She left when I realized that she might have actually been interested in me.
She must know my friend, but I don't want ask him because I'm not the church type. But maybe I should start going. I'll make a deal with God to keep going if this girl has my babies.

bro how do you fuck that up lmao

Careful there friend high platelet counts can lead to trouble down the road, don’t stop doing cardio friend

Lack of interaction with girls in my teenage years. And lower self esteem causing me to ignore the voice in the back of my head that tells me I'm not complete garbage. I should say that I did have an idea that she might be interested in me. But I pushed that aside because I thought of how awkward it would be to be rejected on such a special day. After I thought it out, she definitely look unhappy with my asking her to move.

alright fair enough, better luck next time bro u got this

nothing specific lately, just a lot of "hey man how often you work out" "im not as ripped as user" "yeah dude youre jacked" blablablabla some girls at a party said my abs were amazing and when Applebottom jeans song came on they all made jokes about my apple bottom. Tbh mires from randos dont really matter. I could die tomorrow and they wouldnt even know or care. I grinded with like 5 chicks at a club but none of them could turn me on enough to counteract that I was blackout drunk and nearly passing out. At this point I lift because I love the pump and nothing else.

If it's your mom's sister it's okay.

You should find that chick.
Also women are extremely malleable, if you end up together you can definitely talk her out of church.

>Also women are extremely malleable, if you end up together you can definitely talk her out of church.
My fedora tipping days are behind me. I don't go to church because I have better things to do. Not because I have a grudge against whatever god may be or the people who worship him.
It would be far too cruel to intentionally drag someone away from their religion. If I got steady access to pussy, I'd at least give the big guy a chance once a week to impress me.

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>be waiter
>cutting cake for birthday
>cute older girl comes in
>watches me finish cutting cake
>she says i have frosting on my finger
>i do and i go to wipe it off
>she stops me and licks it off
>says i shouldn't be so wasteful
>she leaves
>doesn't even help me sing happy birthday
>she has a bf who works there too
all the moral fags are gonna hate this but i'm gonna fuck her sooner or later

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Relatable dubs

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Next time, 30 minutes before you workout, take 1/2tsp salt and 2tbsp gatoraid

enjoy the sickest pump ever.

Not the other dude but how old are you.

Based and religious freedompilled

For free, as they always do.

Memes aside if she did lick it off your finger she's probably cheating on her bf right now

>There goes my 2 hour nofap streak. Thanks OP.
instagram.com/misscarriejune/?hl=en

Knock yourself out.

so she might as well be cheating on her bf with user as well
run a train on her senpaitachi

she probably is and the guy shes dating seems like he'd be into getting cucked

I get it when my muscles reach hypertrophy, when you feel your fiber rip apart, but takes longer to activate with age

This
girls straight up comes up and whisper " you turn me on "
But they barely 3/10 or dark skin blackies

>>Right now sitting in train
middle aged women max 40s
>>one next to me keep giving me looks
>>in middle of their plan discussion about a night out
>>" we go all together for fun ....
>> ... even this user if he feels like it "

Mfw recently lost 30lbs of pure fat
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>"geez, every time i see you, youre bigger and bigger"
>"got a little bigger just now"

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haha yeah imagine being like that haha lol

My biceps get so pumped I can't even fucking OHP after I curl

it's not porn you triple powernigger. it's a butt. show some self control you absolute weakling

Based.

Depends on the level of friendship
-You don't care
>Fuck her
-Good friends
>Stay away from her
-Real best friends
>Marry my sister so we can be family ya cunt

>dark skin blackies
I prefer white skin blackies, myself.

>Marry my sister so we can be family ya cunt
Wholesome af. Damn those are real goals there

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Yes I got one
> exercising in gym
> girl looks me and says "you have big muscles"
> good feeling

Based

Everyone who used to be fat has nice calves from carrying around extra weight, it's the one thing I'm jealous of

Based

>Marry my sister so we can be family ya cunt
Needing a woman to be Brothers with your best man.

tell her shesa faggot

That's respectable user, if for some reason you do find interest outside a steady supply of pussy, check out Jordan Peterson's biblical lectures.

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No one ever has or will look at me like this.

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All my mires come from black chicks I don't fucking get it

OMGGGGG GUYS LOOK MIRE THREAD

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Well of course they won´t if you´re being a sad cunt.
Be the shining light you want to see in the world, fren, and the mires WILL come.

Only from dudes commenting on my deadlift and girls who are 16 it sucks

We are in the same place user. Made a Tinder because NO ONE OF MY FRIENDS WOULD FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, posted 6 photos, the last one shirtless during my summer vacation for those girls who scrolled them all. +25 likes and 7 matches in ~3 hours. Now let's see if my literal autism in social interactions can be avoided and something happens.

>At the store
>Doing my shopping
>Walk to my car and put stuff in the trunk
>Some guy walks over
>"I recognize you from somewhere"
>Probably from inside the store (since i never leave my house)
>"Ha yeah. You buy a lot of food, you're a big eater"
>Just don't want to come back often
Continue my packing and silence ensues
>"you're my type"
>Excuse me?
>"you're my type, do you want to hang out some time?"
>No thank you
>Guy walks off and enter his gay car, revs his engine loudly before backing out and driving away

Yeah, sure is fun

I tell myself he approaches men often so I don't have to tell myself he looked at me and decided "that little fag will surely say yes"

CUTE

You lucky bastard

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>so I don't have to tell myself he looked at me and decided "that little fag will surely say yes"

Maybe he thought that man will be my daddy and destroy my but.

I tried this multiple times and got 0 matches it was rough on my self esteem