Whats the most chad thing you've done since you got out of DYEL?

Waste of trips, post body you underage cumbrain

20+ women at 21, kinda just feel empty lol

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Its clearly a girl user

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it honestly ain't so clear...

wow he looks like a girl what the fuck

got really into being dominant in bed, got blown on a roof on a first date by a chick with huge jew titties, she liked when i called her a cumslut and spit in her pussy

also built a garden bed for my mommy and installed an irrigation system so she can grow tomatoes :)

I Pendlay row up to 315 and curl up to 135 as well as working my core, even front squatting up ti 275 (all necessary, I train like an autist). He couldnt weigh more than 170, Im about 280. I also austically focus on core strength. Here is the story
>drinking at a bbq
>see BIL with his back turned sitting down
>put him in a light headlock
>sis says "I bet you cant pick him up"
>do it, to the shock and awe of bystanders
>laugh, apologize
>he thanks me for not breaking his neck

when I got into college a girl I knew from highschool hit me up on facebook. she was still like nearly 17 and I was 19. so we hung out again when I came back for fall break, and she sucked by dick and let me record it with her phone, then I somehow fucking convinced her to show the video off to her friends and she told me about how they reacted to it. god she was in fucking heat lmao

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>clearly
im still 80% sure there's a penis

I think movies just conditioned people about the whole "hold a guy up by his neck" thing. In realistic standards, hardly anyone is able to do that to a normal sized person but we see it so often we have stopped thinking it shows some kind of super-human strength

I jerked off but I did it all m u s c u l a r

I fucked the sister of the girl who bullied me in middleschool. it was kind of funny running into her after that because she couldn't even look me in the eye because her sister told her about it or something

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whatd they say bro

one of them kind of judged her for being slutty enough to record it and show them but the other was mirin the girth

>tfw pencil dicked
send me some girth brother

I could suck on that ass for hours

you should fuck her too she probably liked you

post body/w timestamp

gonna need a quick rundown

name and/or front pic? could just be a very feminine ass on a guy

why would I want to contribute to your fap folder you flaming faggot?

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Well? Are you going to post the vid or not? We all know you meant to say she was 18, so show us.

no we actually fucking still hate eachother

Its a girl i seen many other pictures of her

Bruh u lucky they didn’t tell the fucking cops lmao

nah its fine in my state

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>since you got out of DYEL
Give me one more year.

I know you’re a disgusting dyel that’s you you like instagram girls, because you’re repulsive to ones irl and I already knew you dont lift
Reddit

Did you give the second girl a Martha?

Savage

>Announcing a report

Judging by your hypocrisy you identify as a leftist?

there was a girl I had been seeing. we weren't' super serious but one day I fucked up and told her she left her hair pins in my bathroom.

they weren't her hairpins

This guy is a ban evading teenager who keeps spamming nfsw shit
What does politics have to do with anything?

noice brah

It is unironically a girl (female)
I questioned it at first as well.

>ITS NSFW ON A SFW BOARD RHEE

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I fucked a rich, stupidly hot festival girl. The kind that I was surrounded by when I was 18-20 but couldn't get within 10 miles of screwing. She didn't drink alcohol and refused to do casual hook-ups, but I told her to meet me at a bar then gamed her into bed. Was nervous as fuck but eventually we boned til I came inside her and it felt glorious. I high-fived my fat, depressed, WoW-addicted former self in my mind then moved on with my life.

Didn't fill the raging void of emptiness in my soul but, hey, felt pretty cool.

really dude, you actually report NSFW shit?
This place probably isn't for those cut from your cloth

Say BeGone to a thot
I really tought she had some of kind of std

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My fwb and I gucked and I made her send her friend pics during. She sent it to her "guy friend" and he was like in love with her and it caused some huge shitstorm and she had to move to another state lmao

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Nope, there is no penis.

She's just very boyish.

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Finally started hitting my 5x8 daily fapping goals.
>he doesn't train his prostate muscle every day... Ngmi

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*fucked

sorry I'm a mobile fag

>cropped meme calling faggots like you out
Try Blue board faggot, porns not welcome here

bro that's kinda fucked up

so many normies here

jesus bro what the fuck, you fucked this bitch's life pretty bad

I just told her to send it to a friend. not my fault she sent it to a dude. she was the one with the phone

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I can't even believe it

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She fucked herself and seems pretty ok with it. If anything this chick has no self-respect.

>cricket

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Lost my virginity to my best bros cute tomboy gf. He wrestled last year but then stopped working out becoming dyel status and I’m newly jacked, she got a body dawg give me a break. They’re still dating. It goes without saying he doesn’t know, and the three of us just hung out the other day. Wat do bros?

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she herself doesnt give a fuck anyway you retards

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When did you people inherent this forsaken land

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Sounds like they both deserved it. Also you’re a fag for having a mmf threesome

This is where you belong
post body or go back

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you and her should both kill yourselves unironically

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>mmf threesome

but I didn't

the villain choke is absolutely not physically possible for people of anything close to normal size
you’re basically trying to front raise a human being, maybe hafthor could do it with a 40 kilo cardio bunny but I don’t think so
the version where the arm is vertical is more plausible, it’s more like a heavy one arm ohp or the dirty dancing lift except a little easier
against the wall is also more plausible

Fucked my childhood bully. Yes i was bullied by a girl but i fucked her so its all good.

Got a qt gf who has a soiboi roommate who clearly crushes on her. I come over all the time and flirt/cook with her in the kitchen while he sits in the living room watching youtube videos, then we bang loudly at night while he lays in bed watching twitch streamers play pac man or whatever. I'm not really into cuck/bull shit and i'd rather he just not be present at all but it's nothing more than a slight nuisance

Christ brother, what unholiness have you brought upon this already cursed land. You knew it was the wrong thing to do and you did it anyways, and he's your best bro too? You are no longer welcome in the phalanx.

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absolutely degenerate

if youre actually his friend, tell him so he can get away from that cheating slut asap
if youre just his "friend" and dont really care about his feelings, then keep doing w/e

either way man, sounds like a tough spot

Bro she came on to me what did you want me to do? Friend trains mma btw

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>NO STOP MAKING POST ABOUT HEALTH AND FITNESS!
>I NEED TO JERK OFF MORE, MORE THOTS!

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good. orbiters need to learn their place so they stop fucking orbiting.

280? Jesus how tall are you?

Appreciate the response

I don’t care for the nsfw stuff either but I’m not a faggot who makes a big deal about it and reports it from my cricket phone.

Literally took a huge fucking fart on the metro and nobody looked at me to blame but rather the fatty 2 seats down

You're a gigantic pussy if you don't tell him. Can't be a chad if you hide from your friend's wrath, Chad would never.

That's not very chad of you at all

How dare you call yourself a best bro? Or even a bro, to be honest. Kys.

Any chance of a sinful three-way?

Based. Porn posters must burn.

Fuck bros you’re right, hope he doesn’t try to fight me bc he’s like 150lbs. I don’t wanna hurt him, should I let him beat on me a bit if he makes an attempt?

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You shouldn’t take it but don’t fuck him up either.

Is this user for real right now

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No you retard. If he attacks you fucking defend yourself. But don't ever act like the victim.

Just fucking tell him and actually be contrite and he'll probably still hate you and shit but at least you won't be a fucking pussy that stabs your friend in the back and then doesn't even have the balls to tell him.
Fucking man up pussy.

>when you close your life into a perfect loop

You are a horrible person and a spineless faggot.
No amount of lifting will fix you.
Kys

Haha slut, death to the orbiters

Possibly, unlikely but possible. Idk if really wanna go down that road tho

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>fucking your "best bro" gf

You aren't a bro, you are scum

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6'4