So tell me user, why do you browse Jow Forums?

so tell me user, why do you browse Jow Forums?

>barrage of conflicting misinformation
>body dismorphia galore (except for fat ""people"". fuck fatties)
>insecure faggots projecting toxic worldviews
>crab in bucket mentality
>basing your opinion on random schizos on the interwebz
>unironically unbased and bluepilled
>shitty echo chamber that rivals even reddit-tier faggotry

reminder that most Jow Forums posters are toxic, mentally ill retards with inferiority complexes

with that being said,
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK MODS

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For le funnay may-mays.

For /fph/ and wholesome stories

shitposting in between sets

i don't i just shitpost because it's easy to get replies by the mongs here

Based and redpilled. Have a (You).

have a (you) you mong faggot

Good memes sometimes

have sex

Its the only place on the internet I feel at home in.

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>sometimes easier to get advice than searching online
>other people's opinions and experiences
>memes
>a place to went my feelings regarding lifting and life in general
Also chillax op.

Because my reward system craves instant gratification to the point where I have pretty much lost passion for all longterm goals and only exist to consume more novelty posts, more new stuff to get a tiny fraction of serotonin instead of dialing the instant gratification back and obtaining healthy sources to pleasure and feelings of progress in life.

I don't really have any friends or anyone to socialize with so I post here and get a dopamine rush whenever I get a (You)

Jow Forums has been my life since 2008.

Entertainment, with an occasional useful piece of advice

Based and truthpilled

Because it used to be funny and supportive before the Jow Forums leak grew from a slight trickle into a monsoon.

Now we literally have nu-Jow Forumstards who migrated over from reddit due to their love of the orange man who only eat meat because of some meme conservative professor appeared on Joe Rogan a couple times.

there's some occasional actually cool information, rare good memes, and I'm old enough to know how to overlook shit. I don't even enjoy dissing fatties, the few uplifting posts do it for me

Because this and /o/ are the only boards left that can't be invated by trannyposting since they're scared of the gym and they're neets without driver licences.

No idea. There are so many weak faggots in here disseminating bullshit that goes against logic and common sense.

Jow Forums humor threads

t. 800lbs dl lying faggot

I come to Jow Forums for /fph/,/fat/, and the occasional troll thread.

so tell me OP, why are you so pressed?

LOVE JANNIES
LOVE TRANNIES
LOVE MODS

In relation to Jow Forums in general, though this board is the only one I regularly browse:

>no filter, can say almost anything I want to (britbong here, dissenting speech is literally against the law now)
>drop in/drop out socialisation, don't have to go to normies to fulfill social urges
>occasionally i might chuckle
>something to do while I listen to music
>instant gratification entertainment, comfy distraction from real life

How does one quit Jow Forums? Should I quit Jow Forums? I've tried to leave a few times but life always feels like it's missing something afterwards. It's the only real escape I have from this clown world.

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The sticky helped me lose a lot pf weight
So now i browse

Based, this needs to be stickied now

out of habit user. It was not always like this. There was a time fitizens had fun just living

I try to help others desu. I do notice a lot of my posts never get a reply though. Not sure if it's because I'm not trying to be funny or if I give good advice so I don't get replies. I know bad replies get a lot of you's.

To remind myself I'm doing fine in life. This site shows me how bad it could have been

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Ye, as soon as you respond to their bullshit about nutrition and training with something factual you are called a:
Jew
Cuck
Tranny

>fulfill social urges
Yea, no

Jow Forumstards are not the worst part of nu-Jow Forums. Jow Forums and lookism crossposters are the ones ruining this board

I have very low desire for social interaction, Jow Forums is enough for me (bar physical intimacy) when I'm not seeing my friends during our monthly meetings.

la mayoria de estas encuestas y bajesas esta en lo correcto y yo vengo por la NFL dna MRSI

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Because it’s addictive getting (you)s and it’s still a pretty good community when compared to other 4channel (tm) boards and other sites. The wannabe blackpiller pl*bbit shitters and other negative crab in a bucket posters are annoying for sure though.
Anyways, there’s still some good information between all the bullshit, just gotta use your faculties for critical thinking a bit and ignore the spamming as much as possible.
(you)
This
Based and chillaxed
Pretty true, though if you have long term goals that actually matter to you and make sure to trakc progress towards these goals, you should still be moving forwards, even with 4chin grating away at your ability to focus
Sad but somewhat true
This
Also this unfortunately, really annoying that people can’t shit the fuck up about the niggers, jews and whatever else for 2 fucking seconds when outside of their boards and sites
Good shit
Nah, pretty sure the trannies still like to look at the guys posted here, even if they don’t lift
Based, the jannies are our good friends, they even do it for free
It’s pretty addicting for people that are a bit autistic or socially odd, and have an outlet and somewhat likeminded people here
Good stuff user, giving actually useful replies is always a good feeling, and when someone says thanks for something you posted that helped them it’s always nice
Yeah, definitely the bigger issue right now
Well, here’s your dopamine rush

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some useful things that Jow Forums helped me discover quicker than I might have on my own:
>SS & PPST
>DieselCrew
>Limber 11
>C25K
>Madcow
>5/3/1
>Intermittent Fasting
>Armstrong Pullup Program
also I like all the fat[people] hate and Jow Forums crossover. There's a real human quality that comes through on an anonymous board that is lacking in other forums.

Shitposting

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Sometimes there are funny pictures

I have no friends. So this is the closest I can get to human interaction if I exclude family members or mandatory interaction with shopkeeper. Many useful stuff here if you look past the shitposting which I don't mind really. Out of all the boards I've visited, this is the only place that motivated me to change my life.

coz people are friendly and always help me with program, nutrition etc
Currently second month on my ph3

i enjoy the shitposting

only retards and newfags complain about shitposting, if you want advice go to the QTDDTOT or sticky, without shitposting literally every thread would just link to it

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i just think this board has funny shitposts/oc

I had my fun on Jow Forums and other boards, but I feel like I need to quit sooner or later. With quitting I mean social media in general. Jow Forums ruined me and Jow Forums fixed me, that being said Jow Forums and /ic/ are the only good boards. (drawfag)

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For lolz

They’re equally shit

cause classe is boring

For:
-shitposting
-/fph/
-shitting on lefties

have a (You) from one mong to another

pretty much these. i hate it here as much as you guys do, but home is home.

i like looking at instathots with huge brappers

as true as that screensshot might be, this place taught me one thing, which is to not give a single fuck what others think of you, and Im very thankful for that

Can't we just agree that they're all terrible and should leave immediately.

>MUH "Crabs in a bucket" buzzphrase

Not every bit of criticism is borne of jealousy, you /sig/-holdover, faggot zoomer.

I swear, there are two types of posters on Jow Forums. The first are unlifting fucking numpties always looking for some "redpill" shortcut to "aesthetics" in order to get pussy, because they're underage b& smoothbrains that only derive worth from a woman's opinion of them, and are somehow scared of actually putting any effort into anything at all. The second are unlifting fucking numpties that come up with "the right way" to do things that only serve to handicap themselves, ensuring NOGAINS are made, but nonetheless have their head stuck up their ass because they do stuff "the right way." The latter are the shitmongers posting about how you shouldn't use a belt, or proper footwear, or eat protein powder, or drink anything but water, or eat the boogeyman food of the month, or use chalk, etc etc etc. The former are the insidious faggots like OP who ask if some meme routine they probably found on fucking r*ddit is the Sekrit Key Program to looking like an underwear model, refuse to lift heavy in any manner because "MUH JOINTS," and "don't want to get too big."

Calling either of you groups of misfires VOLEMs would be an insult to people who managed to lift enough to become Evermediates in the first place. Shut the fuck up, go to the gym, and get to lifting heavier weights.

And don't forget to report EVERY OP that mentions any interaction with a woman in any context. It's immediately a relationshit thread

>Self esteem
>God and Jesus, unironically
>girls ofc

>believing anything posted on Jow Forums
I'm just here for the laffs, m8

...

>so tell me user, why do you browse Jow Forums?
Why not?

Because I get to call you a faggot

Which type of poster are you then, the third, previously undiscovered kind: the closet faggot who actually thinks this kind of rant will effect any sort of direction this board goes toward?

Figgy belongs in a leage of his own

this

Here's a rare (you) for you my retarded friend

>writing a blog post only to prove OP's point

XD

No where else on the internet allows me to tell faggots they're faggots and should kill themselves.

In this case I'm referring to all faggots, not just homosexuals. Of course, homos, trannies and all other flavours of pedos should also kill themselves.

You raise many good points OP. Bye lads

Ty ty ty

i have no where else to go, here i feel like i am at home. i love the memes and whenever i have a quetion people help me here, this is the only board that i enjoy browsing. i love you guys

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I like to shut down threads by telling everyone I disagree with to post their bodies and watch it turn into a ghost town.

>most Jow Forums posters are toxic, mentally ill retards with inferiority complexes
You could expand that to "most people".

Literally this
Other than that it's just mindless scrolling while /tg/ is slow

That might be physically demanding but is an absolutely retarded way to climb a rope.

God I see this fucking varbie cunt everywhere now and I'm honestly sick of seeing her

You basically hit the nail on the head for me. Reddit is so gay and I don't really know where else to go that's active. Don't really want to go anywhere. Jow Forums is a good balance of hilarious, sobering, uplifting, depressing, and schizo. I love it

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I like making gains for mai waifu.

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Fpbp

Jow Forums helps me stay on track and motivated. i've had lots of periods when i eat like shit and don't lift but whenever i find my way back to Jow Forums i get a feeling of finding myself again and i start lifting and eating properly