How many Jow Forumsizens would it take to siege the ancient city of Troy?

How many Jow Forumsizens would it take to siege the ancient city of Troy?
Including tearing down the walls, crushing resistance, and holding the city. You think the average Greek soldier was as fit as the average fag on this board?

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considering 99% of this board doesn't even lift, it would take a lot of us, and yes the soldiers were more Jow Forums.

>who would win
>a civilization where their army starts training at 12 and by 18 have killed multiple men
>or men who started working out at 18 and have never seen battle
Wow that's a really tough one OP.

>a bunch of 20 year olds who spent most of their youth playing vidya but decided to start lifting when their oneitis wouldn't even look at them
>actual warriors
I'd switch sides in a heartbeat

I asked how many, retard. There’s strength in numbers.

iirc troy was being sieged by 10k men for 10 years. I don't think there are 100k /fitfaggots.

I want to be on the side with the rifles

>theres strength in numbers
Theres strength in guns but there are no strengths in numbers.
If you use bows then you will eventually grow tired way faster than them.
If you use swords then you will be cut down before they even break a sweat.
They could use half their army and swap them out every day and everyone would die.

>a bunch of 20 year olds who spent most of their youth playing vidya but decided to start lifting when their oneitis wouldn't even look at them
Jokes on you I'm 27. :(

Ancient cities were no where near as populated as modern ones. Guarantee you there are more faggots that browse this board than there were Trojans.

On top of that, you can’t trust Homer’s estimates. He’s singing about an event that happened centuries ago in a world where writing does not exist yet. Everything must be exaggerated for the sake of memorability. It’s the same reason no one would remember a hippie carpenter who did nice things. You gotta make him the son of god, and you gotta make him return from the dead.

yeah, the story was probably bit exagerated. I honestly doubt Diomedes could have impaled the fucking god of war.

Read the last two sentences in the post above yours, dipshit.

Are you comming on to me?

Greek Heroes that fought in the war had powerlevels that were slightly higher than 'present day' humans, they're all like 8 feet tall.

Hesiod said each generation of human is slightly worse that the previous, all slowly fading away from the golden age of man.

Athena was guiding his spear you illiterate fuck.

just like Aphordite was guiding jamals cock into your moms pussy?

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Yes, that's how Aphrodite works.

maybe if the entirety of Jow Forums(nel) userbase stormed Troy they'd be able to overpower the defenses with the combined chemical power of their unwashed balls

>there are no strengths in numbers.
*Soviet anthem plays
Quality over quantity is the most important thing for, well anything. But quantity is its own quality. One dog could never hope to defeat a wolf but 10 might.

Yeah if you completely boil it down to nothing but pure strength but human technique also goes a long way and Jow Forums is lacking in both.
How many dogs would you need to beat a pack of wolves? I'll give you a hint. It's not going to be the amount that it takes to beat 1 wolf times the amount of wolves.

Jow Forums would lose
Jow Forums would win with only 10 shitposters

You do realize that there are wasps that can take down entire hives by themselves right?

>where writing does not exist yet.
well it existed before, they just forgot about it.

Yeah and a male lion can assume control over 20 female lions if they don't have a pack leader.
Can that wasp defeat a hive of 600k bees? Not possible.
Technique is irrelevant if you have numbers to back yourself up. And the point still stands. Maybe 100 dogs can't kill a 10 wolf pack, but a thousand could. The point still stands.

Considering there are shitskins on this board, we would lose, even if the Spartans died. Pic related

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>train all my life
>insane incarnation of War
>mfw I get instantly taken out by a stray arrow or spear
NO NO NOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR

>mfw this unironically happened and caused an army of spartans to surrender during a siege, shocking the entire ancient world

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Yes. They literally just stay in there killing them until they all die. They could sleep in there and the bees can't hurt them because of their thicker exoskeleton.
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Sacred Ilion didn't have anywhere near as many men, but her walls kept her safe until cruel and deceitful Ulysses and S*non ruined everything.

Seeing as no one on fit is as Jow Forums as an ancient Greek and years of pornography have eroded their critical thinking, I think she'd be fine.

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Read up on the fate of the Sacred Band of Thebes to see how Jow Forums would fare.

Probably more than triple their numbers. These guys trained from childhood with the weapons of the time and I doubt stength (if we were on average stronger) would overcome that handicap.

You don’t need to be fit to pull a trigger.

>You think the average Greek soldier was as fit as the average fag on this board?
The average Greek soldier could absolutely fucking slaughter every single faggot posting on Jow Forums, and doing it barely breaking a sweat. And that's without getting into specific Greeks, the average Spartan would do it without breaking a sweat.
>Spartans banned from pankration at the Olympics because of how good they were
The Greeks mog Jow Forums the same way Jow Forums mogs kindergartners.

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lmao weren't they copedestiny level manlets that fucked little boys? guarantee I'd stomp the teeth out one of those faggot heads in a 1v1

Red pill me

You can't even ask the girl you like out on a date, the average Greek auxiliary would probably beat you to a pulp let alone an actual Greek citizen.

Was there writing earlier in greek culture though?

There was, Minoan and Mycenaean, it's just that we only have fragments and that we barely know anything of the languages.

this is so retarded user. you should have asked what would it take for Jow Forumsfaggs to join and what side and why, that would have been way more interesting

If we took all the people who did actually lift, I don't think we'd win unless we had literal millions of troops. Being fit and being trained to fight are two different thing, especially when weapons are involved.

Pussy

the Mycenaeans, who were proto-Greeks, conquered the Minoans and adopted their letters. The ones written in Minoan are unintelligible for us but the mycenaean ones are sort of translatable since the language was still very close to the other indo-european ones so you can sort of translate it with Sanskrit. The technology was lost in the Bronze Age Collapse.

If you're interested in how we're in weak times read this

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No coincidence that Hellenic Greeks were the grey eyed warrior class.

Oh and Olympic rowers today can barely do one days Greek Navy rowing. They tried. Almost killed them.