Be Barron Trump

And trump just happens to be obese because?

Melania is 5'11...and she's in heels here. Baron has got to be 6'3" absolute minimum right now, could be 6'5"+

He's 13 fucking years old too. Kid could hit 6'8"+ easily.

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wtf this kid is 13 and is larger than 99% of all adults. Prime genetics for strongman competitions.

How is his sperm so good? Didn't he have this kid at 60 years old?

I used to weigh 100kg at the age of 14. I've been fat since I was 5.

has dahnald been giving him HGH ?

He needs to start bulking up ASAP. Imagine the how much of a Chad he'd be. His half brothers (trump's other sons) look like inbred retards. He truly is the chosen son.

>skinny and tall
>prime genetics for strongman
He's going to be lanky as fuck watch.

Trump was over 6’3, shrunk to about 6’1.5” (same height as obama and trudeaubin photos)

He’s a gmo

Donald truly is a Alpha Male from, making the world seethe to his son

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Baron Trump almost certainly has Klinefelter syndrome, that's why he's so tall at that age. Look at his proportions (big hips to shoulders ratio), girly facial features, lack of body hair, etc.

It's probably Donald's fault for having a kid at an advanced age.

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damn even the breast tissue is a symptom of XXY? shit user you might be onto something

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heightmaxxing kids may be more about keeping them away from the weights and keeping them low-t. like a low grade klinefelters case.
i think keeping them high-t and lifting might cause them to stop growing earlier than they otherwise would have.

this is my assumption from seeing a lot of little things. i'm not claiming this is the truth. i'd really like to know more about it.

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I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about

Did the presidential family hire him to oversee Barron's puberty?

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explain pic related, then.

Hes got prime genetics and you're just jealous you cant put on weight, he literally looks normal weight for his height.

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believe what you want, kid. look up the symptoms yourself and make your own conclusion

>gynecomastia
>above average height
>large hip to shoulder ratio
>father was >60 when he was conceived

there's a lot of evidence to suggest Barron is XXY

>jealous you can't put on weight
Nice cope. You can tell by his wrists that he will grow up lanky.

>large hip to shoulder ratio
What did he mean by this? Barron has pretty wide shoulders

>ignoring the mountain being lanky

nice cope.

Only real symptom is gyno and most teens have that. He’s just skinnyfat

mountain still had good frame and no bitch tits. take one look at donalds other sons and try to say this kid isn't going to be an androgynous lanklet.

Naw look at this picture here:
His hips are >80% of his shoulders. It's not that his shoulders are small, but more that his hips are wide for a boy his age.

>mountain
>lanky
He's literally not. You can tell by his build in your picture that he isn't lanky and just tall.
Lanky is both thin and tall.
The mountain is anything but lanky.

her heels are sinking into the grass

>girly facial features
>lack of body hair
Almost like he's a 13 year old boy or something

>REEEEE
>HES NOT FAT

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We have five more years of Trump presidency to see how he turns out. My money is still on XXY

70, lack of testosterone, consumption of excess calories due to an extremely luxurious lifestyle. doesn’t have to be 6 burgers to do that to you, eating 3 large meals a day at that age is gonna fuck you up

He doesn't have klinefelters you mong.

You sound like you have extreme body dysmorphia. Do you often go around thinking about how wide every male's hips are?

>Trump got obese at 70
Okay sure thing zoomer friend

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that's what Jow Forums is all about ya fuckin newfag

All you faggots in this thread are seething. What Baron really needs is a nutrionist and coach, which his dad can easily afford and he could end up looking like a demi god by the time he is 20, lifting in early puberty is seriously underrated.

A bunch of fucking weirdos picking apart a 13 boys physique. He barely hitting puberty. Get a life.

Lè architect!

my balls dont hang but they're not atrophied, about the size of an extra large chicken egg,
i have a higher body fat percentage and barely any body hair and cant grow a beard, im also 6'2 im absolutley terrified of being klienfelter and low test, my father told me his grandma was native and natives have shit beard genes and ive never seen him with more then stubble,
still though im paranoid as shit
pic is me

he has enough money to get gyno surgery 20 times over and beyond you tardo

Why does Trump look 20 years older in this picture?

Are you retarded? You could just spend less than $100 on 23andme or whatever and figure it out.

Hes just a kid

god you trumpanzees are pathetic

satantic trips confrims im poor and retarded.
Im worried I'll warp my perspective if i get results back saying i am low test

>be POTUS
>6’3”
>still get heightmogged by your 13 year old son

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>Living in doubt is better than knowing the truth

Ngmi.

Barron is autistic.

A good father would be proud that his son mogs him.

He's like 60, I'd be proud if I raised a megachad. Wouldn't even be mad if my wife gave him a blowjob.

This is correct, what kind of crap father wouldn't want his son to be better than he is in every way?

>His hips are >80% of his shoulders
No they aren't retard. Typical hipblind autistic incel.

Not even to be offensive but something seems off about barron. I think he genuinely might have mild autism.

>good father
>Trump
pick one

>hope you don't actually believe "drumf eating 6 burgers a night!" tabloid articles.
He's admitted this himself and so have others close to him. Its because he's a massive germaphobe and he trusts the quality and cleanliness standards of a fast food for whatever reason.

>those horrible chin genetics

Trump hates exercise though.

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lold, mild

His face isnt even fully formed and thats an interesting picture angle

Trump is 6'2" and Barron mogs the shit out of him. How tall is this nigga?

Dilate

That doesn't look like actual gyno, he's just a bit fat. I was the same at his age, then I lost a shitload of weight at 16 and my tits went away

Not legit gyno desu but holy shit he is going to be a giant and literal billionaire

Or maybe he just happens to have good genetics? Trump was 6'3" in his prime (though he's shrunk down a bit because he's old as shit) and his mom is 5'11" without heels. It's no suprise that he would turn out tall as fuck

No way trump was ever 6’3 he is visibly shorter than Trudeau who claims he is 6’2. You don’t shrink 3+ inches

I was 6'3 when i was 13 and now i'm only 6'4

At 70 years old he's the same height as Obama, who is 6'1". It's reasonable that Trump could've been 6'3" in his youth

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I do research on Klinefelter's Syndrome, and Barron absolutely does NOT have it. Looks like he just finished a growth spurt and his shoulders haven't widened yet.

He looks taller than Obama

The kid's 13. Clavicle growth plates close around 20. It's a little soon to judge his shoulder width.

Nobody said he's not fat. Hell, he admits it himself. Guys his age are almost all either fat or skeletal, it's fucking hard to age aestheticly.

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Dr.retard over here with his literal killer diagnostics

>What Baron really needs is a nutrionist and coach,
Nah, Trump should just ask the White House executive chef to give Barron some advice. Get him on the Chef Rush plan.

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I remember walking home from track practice and my nipples were hurting really fucking bad. I've never really gotten really lean so IDK my real damage. my nips are puffier than a bunch of fat fucks.

I assume he's from the Obama era? Dude convicts are based lmao!

He’s too young for steroids

Nah, Chef Rush was in the Army during the Obama administration.
foodandwine.com/news/chefs/andre-rush-white-house-chef

you have no clue about strongman genetics, narrow frame lanklets won't fare well, you should instead look for wide framed motherfuckers (think farmer build)
you think this is comparable? Thor had wide frame even at 6'8" and skinny, that's good musculature for a nonlifter teen

this is now a brutal mogging thread

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I'd never seen pierce brosnan's son before and now I want to kill myself knowing I'll never be this good-looking or tall

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Blame your parents

this pic really isn't the epic own you think it is, if anything it's making you look pretty retarded

Being tall is a meme

Virgin 6'+ vs. Chad 5'-something

HE'S GROWING LARGER BY THE MINUTE