>gf cheated and dumped me
>depressed and drunk for a year
>decide to stop this shit and become the best version of myself
>start lifting
>still DYEL but good enough to get mires
>feel better than ever, full of energy
>suddenly hemorhoids
>doc says I'm not allowed to lift heavy weights. ever
Some people just can't win, huh?
>Listening to a dyel doctor
Get a hemoroid cream or get it popped
>listening to the (((doctor)))
ngmi
Are you talking from experience? I want to continue lifting but I don't want to become ass disabled
Doctors are stupid enough to think lifting weights are bad for you, they would rather you just walk around the block and physically degenerate like the general population
my gym teacher (the wrestling coach) was a maniac and would run and lift out of his mind every day
actually had some fitness model gigs too
he talked about how he got hemorrhoid surgery 4 times and doesn't have to worry about it anymore because there are only 4 major blood vessels in the anus. what remained a mystery is how ass disabled he actually was as a result.
You're very lucky that i saw this thread. You want to take Rutin 500mg supplement daily, during a meal. This takes care of your hemorrhoids in 2-3 days. Pay it forward user.
Well, it's hard to argue with him when I'm straining my ass three times a week with squats and deadlifts
Unironically your ex gf was alpha as fuck. She sensed the weakness in you, found a better mate, left your weak ass, and moved on.
>surgery
kek
Dont listen to this retard OP. Listen to the doctor. Now i dont know the course of the treatment and why he is suggesting you never lift heavy, but lifting heavy while having them may cause them to break and cause bleeding.
>lis in to da doctor
You are squatting wrong if you ever feel strain in your anal ring OP
Healthy ass strain but nothing serious. Maybe lots of protein and harder shits also contributed.
>take finger
>shove hemorrhoid back in
>???
>profit
Remember that doctors also help people to cut their dicks off and become degenerates. Don't listen to them, just ask around and do whatever you think is best.
Does someone have the YLYL screencap from when that guy popped his own hemorrhoid? It's been a while, but remember my sides leaving orbit
MOMMY MOMMY GIMME MILKY
MOMMY MOMMY GIB ME TIDDY
>hemorhoids
>still lifting
Will I die lads?
Found it. Remember to pop it like a zit OP
I feel your pain OP
if I can lift with an anal fissure you can lift with hemmies user
>gorlfriend cheated
cuck LuL
How are you coping?
Never heard of such thing but I'm with you, brother.
basically a cut inside my asshole
caused by wiping too hard but I wanna be clean
No more butt play for you.
one could arguie that it was benefitial for both of them, he realised he gotta get better
>wiping too hard but I wanna be clean
My man
P.S.Wet tissue is the best thing since sliced bread
this is my strat for now, still going strong
that's what I used desu
I think it’s getting better
Have got back into the gym and I thankfully don’t feel any discomfort
Do you just stop lifting for a while until it goes away?
I did stop lifting for about a week
Still have hemorrhoids atm tho
Surely you won't die...
Stay strong, hemobro. I'm not gonna stop lifting either
It'd be pretty metal to see some dude die PBing his Deadlift in the gym, seems like a good way OP, remember the lightweight babyyyyy
Thanks bro
We’re all gonna make it
Damn what a cutie, we got a sauce?
Straight up what happened to me. I’m twice the man I was a year ago. I’m still salty at her tho
Cumbrain
It's this girl.
My gf cheated but i forgave her.
And you made the world a worse place by doing that
F A S T
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>(((Doctors)))
>stupid
you know, it's not because someone tells you something that they actually MEAN it.
lold
Lol u dumb fuk