My neighbor is an attractive woman from puerto rico and she's in her mid 40's. 2 years ago she hit on me but I had a gf so turned her down.
Since then, I've gotten into even better shape than I was and she's put some weight on.
On saturday I spent the afternoon helping her move furniture around her apartment because she's having it painted. We had some drinks and since I now don't have a gf, I tried to kiss her. She told me she didn't feel that way about me anymore and I left.
This morning I saw her sister (who lives in the downstairs apartment). She told me that she said she feels intimidated and uncomfortable hooking up with me because I'm in such good shape and she's gotten kind of thick.
She's not even fat. But I'm in peak shape and 13 years younger the her. She literally won't let me fuck her because I made it! If i was older and out of shape I'd have a better shot. WTF?!
Anyone ever experience anything like this? Is the dad bod at an advantage?
She's just playing hard to get, probably because you've refused her in the past. Just keep casually interacting with her and leave subtle hints about your interest. Once the moment arrives, just go for it
William Roberts
Cumbrain
Zachary Butler
>She told me that she said she feels intimidated and uncomfortable hooking up with me because I'm in such good shape and she's gotten kind of thick. you are an autistic idiot. When a woman does that to you, that means she wants you to calmly hold her hand and tell her she looks beautiful then you kiss her then you fuck her good. That's how the female mind works. That's how drama works.
Jose Gray
HIGH TEST THREAD!!!!!
Justin Scott
this
Isaiah Carter
I'm gonna coom! This is why Sam Hyde is unironically the pinnacle of human evolution.
Andrew Gonzalez
>This is why Sam Hyde is unironically the pinnacle of human evolution If that's so, why does he.... "hyde" himself?
Levi Ramirez
If it weren't for the fact that she was on my dick 2 years ago and constantly flirts with me, I would doubt what her sis told me. But its not the case.
Isaiah Sullivan
god Jow Forums makes the worst fucking memes
Luke Cook
but she didnt say it to me! She said it to her sister who told me 2 days later.
Jaxon Long
Slap her ass cheeks user, say to her she makes you horny as fuark
Chase Mitchell
it's the same. What do you think she should say to her sister? > I want user to grab my ass and fuck me good?
Jonathan Stewart
Send her a dick pic. Chicks love that
Jaxson Long
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Carson Gutierrez
>> I want user to grab my ass and fuck me good? yes why not. Bitches say shit like that to each other.
Matthew Perez
This is actually funny, based cumbrain patrol poster
Jayden Cooper
C U M B R A I N U M B R A I N
Mason Turner
She legit seemed weird. I told her i'm single now and I'm really feeling her and she was like "oh nooo" and just shaking her head. But I know she was into me. I really think she feels insecure about how fit i am and she's not. But she looks so good still.
Ayden Howard
Not only did I not read any of that, but I also don’t believe any of it.
Angel King
Did you tell her she fine user?
Ayden Cooper
Coom is not a Jow Forums meme you fucking basedsucker.
Cooper Hill
I was so surprised i dont even remember what I told her sister. Buy it should be obvious that i found her attractive when I grabbed her and tried to kiss her.
Adrian Lopez
I bet you gave up straight away, girls love when you persist, in a non rapey way of course
Based
Isaiah Russell
no its because she thinks you're ugly now its got nothing to do with your muscles
Bentley Smith
well you just outed yourself as a beta. Women want to be dominated and the fact you didn't just tell her to stop being stupid and got into it shows, to her, you aren't man enough
Xavier Wilson
>t. discord tranny
Matthew Gray
>I bet you gave up straight away I admit, i did. But only because I could tell she wasn't having it.
Matthew Perez
Let’s see this way to ripped to have sex with body shall we?
Jaxon Flores
Yeah obviously you should have just raped her OP. Soon everyone will know you're a beta who can't even rape an old lady.
Camden Sanchez
cööööööööm
Thomas Miller
I'm not too ripped. I keep myself around 10% body fat. I'm very muscular and my overall body has to be considered better than 95% of the male population. I'd post body but i'm concerned you'll be fapping to me.
Logan Morales
Why would you give a shit if anyone was fapping? She probably saw your lack of confidence and decisiveness.
Juan Moore
OP You missed the biggest and greenest of all green lights to “go for it” It’s like when i girl says she doesn’t kiss/fuck/do anal on the first date. You fucking for it.
Noah Walker
NOOOOOOOOO STOP POSTING BIOLOGICAL FEMALES NOOOOOOOOOO MY WOUND IS THE SAME STOOOOOOP IIIIIIT AAAAAAAAH IM A WOOMAN
I'm embarrassed that I had to read your post about three times before it clicked. The lack of hyphens threw me off completely.
Logan Williams
So you just dieted down to 10% bf and consider that you made it? You haven't made it yet nerd and the fact that you couldn't fuck her just sealed the deal on that.
Having a gf makes you 2x more attractive to other women. More so than being fit. You lost the biggest factor in attractiveness
Michael Brooks
Some people who feel bad about their looks prefer to bang other people who aren't so hot themselves. The reason behind it is that if they feel out of the others league then it hurts their confidence and gives them anxiety. Making the sex kinda shitty.
The whole dad bod thing wasn't because its what women found attractive, its because its what women felt comfortable with.
Lucas Watson
Op, the way you're samefagging this thread i hope you die. No one gives a fuck man.
Eli Bailey
I want to fuck big titty thick milf one day
Camden Rogers
She thinks you're out of her league so would just pump and dump
Jordan Stewart
But Puerto Ricans are American citizens, brainlets
Gabriel Sanchez
Fuck brown/dark skinned girls make me COOM can we have a black girl thread
>attractive woman from puerto rico >is in her 40s >Somehow single and fucks with neighbors tier of thottery Here's why she turned you off, assuming you've made it and all >she's done fooling around and is tryna get in a LTR, and she sure as hell it won't be some literal kid from the block
Wyatt Gray
You fucked up by leaving right away. Next time put a little more effort in.
Blake Edwards
She wanted you because you had a gf you moron. Having a gf makes you way more desirable than being fit ever will or could.
Parker Hall
There could be numerous reasons why.
1) Your approach was too clumsy or random. So she wasn't ready for it and wasn't in the mood at all. You need to get her mood pumped first. 2) She liked the idea of you but doesn't want anything physical. The fact she COULD have you is enough. The chase is better than the catch. 3) She's "moved on" mentally and isn't interested in you any more 4) She only found you attractive because you had a girlfriend before. People want what they can't have.
