Talking to Girls in Gym

How do you do it brehhhs? Once you are bigger and stronger then everybody then everybody else but you have autism how do talk to girls in the gym after you both made eye contact.

Attached: 1466780648031.jpg (612x612, 95K)

Other urls found in this thread:

thelastpsychiatrist.com/2013/01/no_self-respecting_woman_would.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Don’t

Almost everywhere else is a better place to approach someone. They're just there to improve their physique, just like you.

make a bunch of gym bro friends that hype you up by chimping out before a big lift then the babes will be mirin then when you get that lift done you have a short window where you can say whatever the fuck you want to anyone and they will like you

if there's obvious interest from HER towards YOU then just start acknowledging her existence, otherwise leave women at the gym alone.

Cumbrain

This but unironically

dont talk to them unless they are giving you a definite signal
yhey are at the gym to workout

agreed, all the women I've struck up conversations with all started with them complaining about something to me, exercises, diet, dumb shit in general.

I see this girl doing cardio every morning when I'm there, and she's ALWAYS RUNNING. I just walked up and asked how much she runs, and that was it. Chit chatted for a minute and went on with our lives. It's not hard, don't be a sperg

Attached: 1509029837577.jpg (631x960, 110K)

Rooshv did a vid on this. But u should practice on the street cuz youll be too awkward and it could end bad for u

I'd only do it if I was close by, walking across the gym to hit on a girl is odd, making a comment while you are next to them and then seeing how they react is much more socially calibrated, try complimenting her form if she's doing a big compound, simple stuff

You know I keep hearing this and it makes sense in a logical male mind HOWEVER if there is ONE thing I know about females is that they think in emotion. So if an ugly talks to her she will think hes gross but if a "hot" guy talks to her then hes charismatic.
Among other evidence I collected is that if girls dont want to be talked to why the fuck do they wear bras and 100$ leggings that show their succulent asses? Its not logical especially with all the ass workouts they do in front of guys.
The last piece of evidence is that literally yesterday a guy who looks like shit approached a qt and she seemed very receptive(smiling, touching hair) i think she even gave her his number is it really that fucking easy?
Strangely enough its never the strongest or most attractive guys flirting with girls its usually manlet DYEL that makes this all the more infuriating.
If you cant tell by the way I type I am severely autistic and think more like a machine.

Attached: 55210510510.jpg (683x683, 68K)

You are autistic and have no idea how women think. Empathy is the basis of human relationships; not hypothesis based judgement that has solid sounding logic in your machine brain. Let this autistic kid's ideas about women be a lesson to all you idiots who agree with his ideas.

And btw, the human brain's intellect and emotionality are bi directionally interconnected at the hardware level, and mutually dependent at the software level. So even your machine logic is simply wrong.

Very nicely said

AH DHIT NOOOO
MY DICK IS HARD
FUCK AAAAAAAHAHH SHIT
NOOOO
I CZNT
I CANT HOLD IT
AAAAAAHHHH IN C
COOOOOMING NO AHHHHHH
COOOOOOM

>be me in gym today
>back day
>notice thot looking at me a few times
>ignore
> eventually doing shrugs in pic related machine (not my gym)
>she comes over and uses machine next to me
>ignore
>between my machine is about a 2m gap and then one of those long low benches to sit on
>she fucking decides to place a yoga mat and do planks between me and my machine
>actually cracking up of how stupid this situation is becoming
>keep ignoring, step over her as she's planking and do my set
>after my set she was sitting on the bench
>i go and sit on the corner of the bench which is pretty much halfway across the gym

I haven't had a gf in years but this shit happens to me once every while and God it feels good to just deny them from their attempt of having me acknowledge their existence.

Attached: 266px-WilliamOfOrange1580.jpg (266x367, 28K)

This machine

Attached: img_84105411_1.jpg (244x480, 70K)

That is the problem you think to much just go up to a girl and talk to her don't overthink everything

If you have genuine autism you should be sterilized, your genes are forever permabad and your offspring will be retarded too. You are deluding yourself that your life could ever be normal.
You are a genetic dead end.

This isn't a bad way to live your life to tell the truth. If she's interested in you, she will make it known to you. Hopefully they get the memo that this is how it's done now. Maybe they could start carrying around handkerchiefs with their names embroidered on them so they can "accidentally" drop them next to you. Like they did in the old days.
That would be fun. It would save them from having to approach us, and it would give us a reasonable expectation that we won't make jackasses out of ourselves by approaching them.

>based self sabotage poster.
I do the same thing too. The true test of your resentment is when you ignore really attractive girls who show interest in you. You still end up alone and miserable, but it's kinda nice knowing you might have cut her ego a bit.

Won't work, OP already admitted twice that he has legitimate autism. On the rare chance that a girl would even like him, she could wave flags declaring her affection for him and he'd still be a clueless retard.

this is actually true

Im self diagnosed however I also deduced that I am extremely narcissistic, sociopathic, harbor delusions of granger, and a sadist but untill formally diagnosed I dont know how accurate it is.
Let me tell you guys exactly what im looking for not a person necessarily or even an equal.
Im looking for a person that knows is below me and tell me how great I am every minute of the day and be emotionally addicted to me, its not that hard to do as I have done it multiple times before once a woman gets caught in my web she is mine until I dispose of her. The problem for me is getting things started as most women in my past have latched themselves on to me. So if I can get some advice in connecting to people on a emotional level all advice will be greatly appreciated.

only faggots talk to girls at the gym

found yhe 12 year old edgelord

Attached: 1566320681109.jpg (1024x1024, 135K)

roastie get out

You can change and the power is within you
A time might come when you will cry multiple times a day, hit by revelation after revelation, then you will act differently in the world

You are not at the gym to talk. Time is precious and you will waste none of it talking, understand? You get in, pay your sweat to the Iron God, and get out.

>Im self diagnosed
>Im looking for a person that knows is below me and tell me how great I am every minute of the day and be emotionally addicted to me
>once a woman gets caught in my web she is mine until I dispose of her
You are in no condition to be talking to anyone, shitstain. Go get your mentally ill ass a professional assessment.

No wonder women avoid you, they sense your creepy bullshit from miles away.

Attached: 1519571056857.png (1053x1070, 1.26M)

based bait

talk to guys instead

>if girls dont want to be talked to why the fuck do they wear bras and 100$ leggings that show their succulent asses?
oh you sweet summer child. Women get off on their own sex appeal. They love being sex objects and the center of everyone's attention. Dressing slutty to get guys thirsting for them is more of a comp among girls to be queen B and less of an invitation for you and I.

OP, dont pick up girls at your gym bruh.

I tried it and failed now its so akward when I see her do not do it you will regret to

jus b urself

why does this place draw in so many wierdos

They don't wanna talk to YOU

>brain follows the OSI model

Attached: 1533865372424.jpg (683x683, 48K)

you are better off looking for a girlfriend at a strip club then a gym

good points but honestly fuck off to reddit

Girl here. This is so true. I spend a lot of money and time looking good. And I mean, this is a forever type thing. If I start to slack or give less effort, I obviously look less good. So I make sure my hair is done, make up matches my outfit, my entire out fit matches, and I'm well rested. I could care less for attention, but of course, as a single girl, I'd like the idea of sparking a romance with maybe 2 or 3 guys I see at the gym who lift hella heavy and look handsome. But mostly I get dolled up so that when I look at myself in the mirror or record myself, I'm proud of who I am and I'm motivated by my own vanity to look good and thus lift heavy.

Attached: 1562850869857.jpg (125x125, 2K)

This is true
It's way easier at a s c

Show boobs or fuckoff

Attached: image.png (1500x500, 58K)

this sounds like it was written by a guy who wishes he was a girl

Attached: 1565538349988.jpg (700x528, 42K)

Also OP I'll respond to you. I'm a single girl that works out and I can tell you if a girl thinks you're hot, she wants your attention. So you should really base this off of let's say tinder matches.

If you match with girls, are they messaging you first? Are you even getting matches? Do girls go bat shit crazy when you ignore them or see you with other girls? If so, you can talk to the hottest girl and she may even have a bf but she'll still add you on snapchat and maybe flirt with you when she fights with her bf.

If you aren't that caliber of hot but maybe a notch down or you got something extremely hindering like being short or bald or whatever.. Then play it safe and try to be friendly first. And by this, don't flirt or come on too strong too early. Just test the waters and let time do the talking.

Good luck :)

Lol yea I get that a lot but if I type like a "typical e girl" then I get called a tranny so there's obviously no winning.

Attached: 1565638948701.jpg (467x439, 19K)

you are beyond saving

I've been going to my gym for two years and girls only acknowledged me twice

once when I was jumping rope and it broke on me and some pretty girl close by said "that's what happens when you go hard" I replied "I'm not going hard this jump rope is just very cheap and breaks easily" to which she replied "I feel you" and once during a boxing class when I made eye contact with the girl next to me and she cracked a smile

that's literally it

I need the answer for this too i do not go outside at all except the gym it would be nice to have somebody to talk too

The gym is for lifting weights and getting better, thats what people are there for.

How about you fucking concentrate on the task at hand.

Nothing more autistic than seeing a curling team member change their workout routine just to use any machine next to girls in the gym just to spill their spaghetti around the floor.

Only talk to her if she talks to you first

with shaking my body looking at them in the eyes and mumble like i m speaking intelligence

>delusions of granger

You go to the gym to lift, not pick up chicks. Your verbal communication should be limited to encouraging those that struggle, asking if something you want to use is in use, informing people if they dropped something, and catching up/bantering with friends in between sets provided you're not taking something up longer than necessary.

>Nothing more autistic than seeing a curling team member change their workout routine just to use any machine next to girls in the gym just to spill their spaghetti around the floor.

Nothing more autistic than people changing their routine to be near someone in general, regardless of gender. I had a woman do it to me even when I randomly stopped and moved to a new spot and it threw off my ability to properly zone out. All that shit does is make people feel uncomfortable.

You only glance their way once in a while, if they don't approach you within 1 to 4 months than forget about it, move on. This works for me but im extremely handsome, i dont even need to speak, i just listen and i get laid easily.

I saw a really cute blonde girl in my gym a while back. She looked really sweet and nice, so I wanted to talk to her. Didn't know what to say, so I thought it would be funny to make a joke about how we were the only two people of fair complexion in the gym (the gym is mostly Chinese roiders).
>Hey there, because of you I'm finally not the only one anymore!
>What are you talking about
>well, were the only two blond/blue eyed people I've ever seen in here
>That's horrible how could you even say that??
>It's just an observation :- ) my name's user
>Why would you even point that out?
>Just thought it was interesting
>You know people who look like us have never contributed anything good to history, just evil evil bad
>I'm not sure about that...
>don't talk to me again

That was a sad day. Her beauty and her bloodline will all be snuffed out soon, as her brain already has been :- (
Anyways, that's how I learned to be weary of talking to thots in the gym. It was hard to lift again the rest of the day after seeing how little respect she had for her past

pics and t stamp

nice girls have spoken to you two times more than they have to me

dilate

Yikes next time try saying hi. And save that Aryan bloodline bullshit until at least a few dates in lol

i mog blond manlets like you all the time

I see guys getting girlfriends in the gym all the time its a shame im not one of them

You gotta bulk yourself into looking like a skinnyfat to gain peace at the gym now.

Well I didn't even try to say anything about Aryan bloodlines or anything. Besides, I'm actually a slav myself. I just thought it was an interesting observation to make. If she'd been a cool girl she'd have laughed or something. But her response wasn't just negative, the shocking thing was that she proceeded to shit on her entire ancestry and say that they were all evil and had never really contributed anything of value to the society anyways. I just wasn't expecting that degree of negativity. She's definitely a dumb cunt. I guess it juat goes to show that outer beauty does not always reflect inner beauty. I'm often fooled into thinking that it does. I think all men are prey to that particular delusion.

Dude, seriously, you dont go 1488 to hoes as an introduction. She might be a thot but you are autist and have no social abilities lol

Put me in the screen caps. Holy shit this one's a live one. Quit the 2d world user. What the fuck kinda stupidass shit is this are you the next person who is gonna end up on the news? For doing something stupid?

Have sex

dont reproduce

Based and redpilled

Gym is to work hard, not a pub

I used to think every weird interaction with women was a failure on my part. Now that I have some actual self esteem and some more social experience, I've come to realize that most women under 30 are just autistic and terrible at talking to men. Invalidating them and putting them in their place are what allow them to transform from dumb autistic female robots into women.

ummmm maybe its better if you did not talk to women

I didn't know this many people on Jow Forums are autistic

Oh yes the william of orange machine

it has to be natural dont force it pick out something you see the compliment or thing you say must be genuine dont overthink it or it comes out creepy or not natural woman have a amazing ability to detect bullshit

only betafags say this but if a girl likes you then you can talk to her anywhere

>I wear makeup and dress like a slut, but I do it for myself
Oh sweaty
thelastpsychiatrist.com/2013/01/no_self-respecting_woman_would.html

at least you tried....

Attached: pointy.jpg (316x237, 8K)

>they think in emotion
cringe and autismpilled
>everything about this post
you have never had sex and it shows, leave incel, this isnt your personal blog
>self diagnosed
you are on the level of an obese tumblerette who also self diagnoses, how does this make you feel ?

Attached: tired_sleep.jpg (320x320, 50K)

there is personal trainer she is blonde prbbly above 30 she has a nice ass. But i dont understand why she always looks at my ass.

honestly this story fucking sucks just because it's fucking stupid that a girl will do all this gay retarded shit but not just say hello, I hate women so much how hard is it to just have a conversation instead of putting on some ridiculous display, are all women autistic?

roastie detected nobody here thinks about tumbler unless you are a cunt now get back in the kitchen and make me a roastie sandwich before I whoop your ass bitch

>autistic Incel tries talk to women
>why she didn't like me
This is your brain on Jow Forums

im male nice try, now post your face, newbie

post tits or gtfo whore

post face nerd, i want to see how autistic spergs like u look

back to resetra

>Uses the term nerd on Jow Forums
Look bitch if I was in the same room as you I would take my dick out and and slap you in the face with it. Then I will rip your clothes off and stick the tip of my dick inside your warm shivering slit while you beg me to stop. Then I will ravage you insides while hitting you in the face until you bleed not so pretty now huh bitch. And to finish it off I will bust my superior manly seed inside you. Then when your belly starts to grow I hit your stomach like a punching bag until blood with the consistency of fruit punch drips down your leg.
Stay in the kitchen where you belong bitch or you will get hurt.

haha damn bitch
what now?

We still remember when Tumblr was good for cringe and porn, Zoomer. I'm a straight white male who wouldn't have used it in its prime