How do I get an asian gf?

Basically be white.

>t. slept with about a dozen varied asians over the last year, now dating a chinese girl

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Went to Philippines and Hong Kong recently. Kek people ask me to pics of me. Feel like a king. Being white and over 6 foot is great.

statistically every race of women except black women prefer white men

just how it is, son

I wonder what she looked like before plastic surgery.

NOOOOOO BUT MUH BLACKED MEMES!

>Brown skin > balding > Indian/Chinese > fat

there goes half of Jow Forums's userbase

also, why do asian girls have such bad breath on average (even when their teeth look fine)?

is it just a genetic incompatibility thing? like how they say white people smell like milk?

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I have dark hair and blue eyes, if I dye my hair silver like kpop twink will I have chance?

Do you need to speak Japanese to get with a tojo? I want to take a trip to deal with my yellow fever but I cant speak the language

>58kb pic

not shopped at all

>legit 6'2

Will I seriously be asked for photos and line when I'm in Japan/SK? I want to have dinner, get drunk, karaoke, etc. with different people (salarymen, strangers, whoever) every night when I'm on vacation there.

Rancid I'm sure

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Absolutely. I haven't even come close to finding a near second ego/test boost.

be bobby hill

this definitely did not happen in Hong Kong

Depends where you go. They'll be used to foreign ers in big cities like Tokyo or Seoul but if you go to more rural cities they might stare at you. Just go to third world countries like Philippines. As long as you're from a first world country you'll get mires. I'm 5'6 Asian manlet but I got a decent face so I hooked up with a few girls while in Philippines

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They just want to get pregnant from you so they can get a free immigration ticket out of their shithole, even the ugliest guy can pull chicks in the philippines.

>dating a chink

like 6/8 of those girls were already cute

It's 4 girls, I know chinks all look the same but they turned their face slightly on the one below it.

I just stayed there for a bit so I just pumped and dumped. No one would want to live in that shithole

Be white
Also run your own business, even if it’s just online

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>except black women
not true

How the fuck is this fit?

Shieeet lol didn't notice that either

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Cumbrain epidemic has been reducing people's brains to mush and they've been overloading the front page with dumb shit all week.

this worked for me

I'm black
Is there any possibility of me getting an Asian gf too?

Not eastern asian but I always see tons of philippinos with blacks since a lot of them live in the same poor neighborhoods when they immigrate and they're just asian hispanics

>haha hey abdul wouldn’t it be hilarious if we flooded a fitness board full of porn when none of us even lift or get pussy?

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Is there porn of her my dudes?

Hot girls don't do porn, there's more money in camwhoring and instagram posting since guys pay more money to get blueballed

Shame, i wasted enough of my seed on this gif alone.

tfw live in a decent neighborhood with white people.

be a Mexichad with a big Mexican cock

I have a Chinese girlfriend how do I get a second Asian girlfriend and where does Chinese rank on list of Asian girlfriend tiers?

the only people who aren't cumbrains are low T

so dont knock them up lmfao

prettt low only slightly above seamonkies like peenoy

But I wanna go to thailand.

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No shit dumbass, my point is that's why it's so easy sleeping with them.

Unironically be white and above 5’10’’

have sex

Today I will remind them

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Nice tiddies but the sticc and the neotenous skin...I see weak sons. I've got some Germanic heft to me. I've benched 355 paused. A dyel hapa son? No way

Honestly I would sacrifice looks to breed a hetero lady thrower. I actually did make out with a state champ discus/shot putter once. Too bad I had no life gainz, should have bred her

I'M GONNA COOOM GUYS UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Most don't have bad breath, but the few (few of a large group is still a lot) that do have really really bad breath. Probably because no one ever tells people directly that their breath stinks, they just ignore the person, so they never find out.
I guess some people also skimp out on toothpaste they have some cheap crappy alternatives there, and fewer product regulations.

Depends on if it suits you, K-pop is crazy popular among people under 30. As a white person, simply dying your hair blonde or a lighter shade will make you more popular (and open doors if you want shitty English teaching jobs).
It greatly helps, especially if you have to compete with other foreigners. Just learn the basics, and it's more important to make sure she understands you know can understand her. You actually want to speak to her in English as much as possible.

Blacks are like a wildcard, the majority are afraid of you, but some girls are really into blacks and will be easier to get (they have lower standards). Just don't be too sensitive about "racist remarks".

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How do I get a gf like this?

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Be rich enough so that you can afford her plastic surgery bills and gold digger lifestyle

What's that, like a $30k salary?

Fuck... any alternative ideas?

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Much more than that, I don't think you realize how much asian women suck up rich guy's wages.

why do mods allow this bullshit but keep deleting /sig/ threads.
fucking trannies man.

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I hate this, they look great already without lopping parts of their face off. what's wrong with a nice jaw?

A couple of years ago, yeah definitely. But lately this because more and more rare. There are simply too many foreigners in Tokyo now, so you aren't that rare.
Problem is that foreigners in Japan are within a bubble, they go to places where foreigenrs and Japanese usually meet, and they interact with Japanese who are open to or really in to foreigners, most normies aren't open to the idea of a relationship with a foreigner.

And since people of Tokyo greatly objectify each other, you will simply not be that special if there already are a lot of other tall foreigners in the same bar/party/dating app.

You will have a very easy time sleeping with western girls in Japan if you are 6'2 or over. A lot of girls struggle to lower their standards when it comes to men in Japan, and end up sleeping with pretty much any tall western dude, just to get some.

This, none of these faggot even lift, these little bitches cry and told user to post his body which he and many other antithot chads did but not one beta orbiter lifts
Huh

like every asian. flat butt and skinny legs

>caring about what other people think
but if you do care, it depends on either if she's ABC or where in China, whether FOB or foreign student/ white-collar immigrant and what is her family history. it's 1/5th of the world so you are a peabrain if think you can group them all into one category.

become a pathetic beta faggot

Any Asian who is Islamic.

>the j-line having ps

That's how I got my qt Asian fiancee

Surgeries are cheap as hell if you jsut hop on a flight to Korea.
A lot of girls in Japan will either sell sex for money (kind of legal there), go on dates where the guy pays money upfront as well as the meals, or have a 40 year old sugar-daddy on the side that gives her money.
Most people in their 20's can't afford to live in Tokyo, even with a full time job.

There's a lot of main landers in Hong Kong who have never seen a tall white male God.

just be white, they stalk you down and fuck you
>mfw this happened to me at a party

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It's true, Asians are total Jews. They care deeply about money, so really the best way to attract a qt azn gf is to be white and rich.

is 5'11'' tall?

pls respond

So I'm 6'5 with brown hair and blue eyes and a decent body, you're saying I can just walk around and get girls thrown at me? I have a pretty good face too

for asia its pretty good

Alright, I can believe it if you/he walked into a swarm of locusts

>t. spend 5 months in HK in 2016

in SEA yeah, east asia you're noticeable but nothing special

Can confirm, I plowed a Filipina, then a Hmong, and am now engaged to a Chinese girl. Asian chicks are thirsty for the white meat.

No matter how beta you are as a white man, you're still more alpha than like 50% of Asian males

As long as you aren't socially inept to cockblock yourself

fug

It was pretty fun taking a picture with an entire Chinese family.
The women were kinda meh though.
They had zero English skills.
They kept saying camera to me. Thinking that they want me to take a pic of them.
Many keks.