I'm a fat and bald 22 year old. 6 feet and 300 lbs.
How do I turn myself into Riddick?
Riddick
Go to space prison
50 bags of Corona.
powerbloat and only ever hit bis and chest
go to prison
biggest motivator right there
either u get stronk or get raped in the showers anonny UwU ~~~~
Do nothing but bench and pull ups.
>Get tickled in outtie bellybutton x F
Also drink a bottle of whiskey and smoke two packs of cigs every night to gain the rough voice.
1. Gotta kill a few people.
2. Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again.
Pitch Black Riddick was DYEL but better looking
Did that. Did a lot of that
>bald 22 year old
Ask your parents for a refund
>DYEL
You what mate? Hes not a bb'er but still impressive.
Have a twin brother nobody talks about and steal his gains on the low.
Kyra was CUTE
Cut sugar, carbs and eat alot of proteins.
Go on a clean diet, like an actual diet fit to you.
No cheat days or meals.
Work out 6 days a week.
Drink water and green tea, cut "juice" and sodas and other liquid trash.
Bam you're fit and healthy in a year.
>calling a 1,75m and 75kg "man" impressive
Do your forearms and delts look anything like this?
Now im older i can see her beauty
>you're fit and healthy in a year.
A year. Too long. Anything i can do in 60 days?
Start with gay porn.
>mfw I used to think this was big
Post body.
no. but thats why i am not a fucking DYEL like that incel slim diesel
You forgot your pic bro
he's lookin pretty thick in that one desu
>powershitter with 0 definition
Called it.
He mogs you in every definition of the word.
Did you piss yourself?
why is there a dench piss stain
Gonna reverse image search this to make sure its you. I mean jesus christ. You look like this AND you're arrogant as hell.
How? Like a fat chick who thinks shes the hottest thing in the club
post bodies twinks
Looking powerful. What Sport do you do? Just lifting?
Amateur bodybuilder.. placed third in the Ruby. Mostly in the supplement business now though.
Kek
OP here ty for your time, I'm gonna listen 2 you!
(You)
Hold up.
Lord Piss?
Sickening
clearly hits his traps too
Gotta kill a few people. Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical job on a creatine injector.
>not recognizing that pic
ngmi
jason genova?
No my name is Jim Cresva.