If a lion showed up, who would survive: Me (twink) or Eddie? I'd argue clearly me, because he'll gas after 20 seconds of running. Same when he decides to fight the lion. He'd be fucked either way.
If a lion showed up, who would survive: Me (twink) or Eddie? I'd argue clearly me...
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Cameron Reyes
I'm sorry but do you honestly believe that you not only have more stamina than a fucking lion but that you would also out-run one for 20 seconds?
Henry Nguyen
Humans actually can out-stamina a lion. But not out run it, obviously
Blake Perry
But can lion deadlift 500kg? That's what I thought
Jose Price
Lions are only quick in short bursts. If you can somehow escape it's initial burst of speed (distract it somehow? Big rocks? Launching sticks?) then you could definitely get away. At least for a while. I should think they'd relentlessly stalk you til you die, but if you keep running and running and running you got this bro.
Adrian Barnes
>they'd relentlessly stalk you until you die
Literally what humans did to other animals. Nobody can out-stamina us. The lion would pass out if it tried.
Bentley Sanchez
>new event unveiled at the Arnold
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE RUNNING OF THE LION
Bentley Cox
We really are the most amazing animals on Earth. I think about this sometimes. Lefties like to put us down by saying we're all parasites and pieces of shit or whatever, but we have conquered every corner of this planet and made our mark on it in some way or another. I'm talking to you via an invisible signal while chimps are out there flinging shit at each other and screaming like black people.
Humans are the best.
Jace Cooper
you don't have to outrun the lion. You just have to outrun Eddie.
Nicholas James
Post boy pussy
Jeremiah Hall
What if Eddie picks you up and throws you at the lion?
Mason Hall
underrated post. based!
Jayden Wood
You just wait for the lion to kill. Then you go to it and take your meat.
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Leo Campbell
ahahahah kings of the jungle my ass, little kitties btfo
Jaxson Gray
Lmao they are just too dumb to realize that they could kill all three of these bushmen in less than 10 seconds.
I guess the bushmen waited long enough for the lions to be satisfied from eating so that they wouldn’t bother fighting (and killing) them
Adam Myers
>Lmao they are just too dumb
this probably youtube.com
Aaron Green
How do you know the lion would go after Eddie and not you? Yeah he's bigger, but lions usually go for the weakest in the pack while hunting because that minimizes energy used and risk.
Grayson Young
I think the idea is it wouldn't bother chasing opie once it has eddie.
Jordan Thompson
This
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Kek
Gavin Walker
Lions are the biggest pussies of the big cats
Camden Davis
If you're lucky, the lion just might keep you in it's harem after it fucks you in the ass.
Jayden Hughes
Can't stand this cunt
William Cox
Just run towards the fat american with the gun.