I just got breast implants. How long before I can safely start weight lifting again?

My girlfriend wants breast implants but not until after kids, how do I convince her that she isn't going to want kids anyways so just get them now?

Breast implants are a waste of time and money. Going to have to get them replaced once they encapsulate and cause pain. Plus no one will care what your breasts will look like someday except dudes with granny fetishes. But how about you ask your doctor and not a website of thirsty men of when to work out.

Let her have the kids and just get a breast lift. Safer than implants and has a similar effect.

Ask your surgeon, but it is likely wont be long because you are a man.

you give her the kids now. simple

Leave her. People who get breast implants are rich people or insecure losers. I'm assuming she isn't rich. She's just an insecure little bitch. "Wah my titties are small wah I need big tits to inflate my ego wah" fuck off. Stop wasting your time.

Degeneracy. I know this sounds like some new age bullshit, but your breasts are literally perfect the way they were made by nature. They suit(ed) you, and natural will always feel and look better than fake. What is this bullshit, no lad I know prefers fake, is everyone here an American? Why do this to your body, it's grotesque and primitive. If your looks are so important to you good luck handling your 50s. And getting a normal guy who won't constantly judge you.

Gonna need a timestamp to assess your current level of swelling to provide you with an accurate answer.

Jow Forums was not the right place to post this

Your doctor didnt go over this with you? Avoid working out for 3 weeks and dont do lifts that engage your pecs for a while... or ever if they're under the muscle.
Had a boobjob cause my boobs were seriously fucked up with a deformity. Some people just lose the genetic lottery and have to try harder to be normal looking or accept it for what it is.

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>implying you wouldn't get dick surgery if you could get a 10" with no complications

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>the doctor didn't go over this with them
OP, you either got it from a """"""doctor"""""" in a van somewhere because paying premium for medical procedures is apparently too much of an investment for your cheap ass, or you didn't pay attention during what was multiple briefings in which case you're too dumb to follow the advice of internet strangers on a Balochi Sand Gargling forum anyway.

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I'M GONNA COOOOOM

>Implying the purpose was not purely attention, thereby making 4channel, and in particular; Jow Forums, the perfect place to post this.

Baka

She is rich but also insecure

You should call your setgeon and ask because it depends if the implants over/under the muscle and like where the incision is

Grow up and have kids, you manchild.

uh instead of asking HIS doctor, he comes here and ask for an advice. what an attention whore

>Encouraging the immature to procreate

Good job, dumbass.

Why don't you ask your primary care provider, you fucking dumb bitch

Most people don’t get capsular contraction.

>falling for the plastic tit meme
>sub muscular unrealistic looking monstrosity that will permanently fuck up your mouvements because, newsflash, boobs are not under the muscles but over them
>not going for the superior fat graft and breast skin lift that gives a much more natural look, feel, less pain over time and won’t require prosthetic change every 10 years

Pic related

I know it’s more expensive, but if you’re talking about modifiying your own body, might as well do it right, you played yourself here

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I wouldn't

If you take on responsibility, you mature. Young people today are insulating themselves from responsibility at every level: marriage is dropping, home ownership is dropping, vehicle ownership is dropping. The current generation wants access, not obligation. It's a retreat into permanent childhood.

Hitomi actually hasn't had any work. You can tell because the boobs are uneven.

>boobs gain 5 cups without work done
Brainlet, The JAV industry is notorious for not acknowledging surgeries but it’s done all the time
And her boobs are uneven because her skin might be more elastic on one side than the other, overtime it can lead to asymmetry yeah

Who actually likes obnoxious beach ball tits like this

Me

I wouldn't, I've got a 7 incher that's a grower and I already have issues with my dick trying to make contact with it's brown toilet golems.

My wife gained a few cup sizes just from eating. D to ... a lot of Ds. Seriously guys, hers are bigger than Arnold's. Sadly got a bit of tummy chub too.

10" is way too much though.

She has macromastia and also they looks like shit when free

>10”
It’s not about size, it is how you use it. I’ve had sex with a blackie with almost 8 incher but it was just painful and he was inexperienced. Best sex I’ve had was with a 5 incher who knew how to fuck

You don't get better sex with huge tits either, it just looks better.

Kek

Ask your doctor, dipshit.

>with a blackie
Fuck off coalburner

Post your titts, trannie. Let's see em.

Not saying you're wrong, but you're forgetting that there's a student loan crisis and overall there's a larger increase in prices over wages

I guess anri okita has that condition too (inb4 she got preggo, she gained size even before that)
All big titted JAV pornstar gain cups over they careers they all have macromastia ? It’s surgery, to capitalize on their niche market, it’s not that hard to admit guys

Post ur big fake tits

Ask your doctor fake titted user.

There are a lot of medical complications associated with breast implants. They should be banned but they are super profitable and lots of suckers buy them