/mire/ thread

He is now a happy father. You cured his depression user.

>Its the only time i feel ive ever made a major moral mistake.
No shit dude. This is a good lesson why you shouldn't be an accessory to infidelity. You can take some solace in the fact that you gave this guy a child he couldn't sire and this apparently ends with the marriage continuing. Make sure to stay the fuck away from them, preferably without making it obvious that this is what you are doing.

Do you feel cucking him was the bigger moral mistake or is it the fact that you won't be allowed to care and love your own child?

>That feel when the mirin is just more meat heads at the Gym
>That feel when i'd rather walk home to shower
>That feel when you don't communicate to anybody about anything

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First time sharing a mire
>be at dentist for a check-up
>dentist is a cool dude, know him since I'm a child. 6 years ago he married his secretary, she's a smoking hot blond with blue eyes and she's really nice with me
>arrived a bit early and made some small chat with her
>"wow user, it's been a long time since I didn't saw you ! You're looking good ! Muscles fits you very well ! Your GF is a very lucky girl"
>"Th-thanks..."

The latter I think will come in time, the mistake I think was that I allowed myself to be enticed into acting in a way that was against the things i believe in..

After that I completely toned down my sex life and started seeking more serious relationships.

I have a feeling that in 17 or so years I might be having a difficult discussion. And even earlier than that if I find myself in a committed long term relationship. (Which i hope to)

>got new emt job and its training day
>its the part where we learn how to lift and maneuver the gurneys
>people pair up to move the gurney(with about 200 lbs of weight on it) in and out of of the ambulance
>5 foot Mexican girl with a fat pooper wants to pair up with me because "he's the biggest "
Fuck yea dudes

If you're being stared at the worst thing is that you get rejected. If it's a mire then if you don't approach you miss out on a potential relationship/ sexual encounter.

This is what will happen user
>The dentist and his secretary are actually connected to Jeffery Epstein and his demon sex cult
>But convince the sec. to have a private cleaning with her
>Accidentally fondle her and seduce her in the dentist chair
>Dentist husband will barge in but you will pretend to be knocked out on pain killers
>As he berates her, he'll try to salvage his medical licence
>this is when both of you knock him out with the medical stuff and try to bury his body
>but when she sees your muscles and gaping insecurity issues, she will eat your ass as you dig his grave
>make sure to dig horizontally and 8 feet deep and 4 feet wide
>slide his body down head first and then face fuck her skull until she almost drowns in your cum
> then grasp her by her breasts and slide her in feet first
>bury both of them
>go back to dentist chair
>pretend to be knocked out until actual nurse comes in
>tell her that they left and you've been sleeping
>take off your dirty shirt and lay down as she attempts to finish the appointment
>seduce her while doing a cleaning
>pump her full of the good stuff
>make sure to numb her genitals to make sure the only person with pleasure is you
>cum inside her but wash her out with the tube that squirts out water
>walk out as she tries to find her numb clitoris
>go lift for 3 hours at your gym to filter out any STDs and drugs
>take a fat piss
>eat a sandwich and watch Would I Lie To You? with David Mitchel and Lee Mack
>go to sleep

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Finally, some hope for the SS bros. It does look like the Lord won't forsake his children, no matter what path they have chosen.

Caught my first mire the other day. Down from 126kg to 105kg (8 months, 6ft 2), was doing max weight for calfs on leg press (190kg) and saw some lass watching me as I was finishing up

Still a fatty but I'm gonna make it lads

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based schizo poster

So I know no one is going to believe me but I have to vent this out
>be in vacation in Naxos
>go to a remote beach, no buildings nearby, only a dead end road
>only some people around
>go for a swim, far off the shore but on the right is some kind of rocky ledge
>spot some small caves
>get close to one of them, it's not deep
>I get out of the water to rest on a rock in the shade
>suddenly I hear giggles
>turn around, there are 2 girls, 17-18
>they are completely naked
>wtf
>"If you want to stay here you have to be naked lol" (more giggling)
>okay.jpeg
>I take off my swimsuit
>as you can imagine, more giggling ensues
>I decide to go back in the water, leaving my swimsuit on the rock
>feelsgood.jpeg to swim naked in the sea btw
>feel cold, I come back on the rock
>swimsuit gone
>oh fuck
>the two girls are still there, wave my swimsuit at me
>"if you want it back you have to give us a kiss"
>Did I mention giggles?
>I'm seeing what all this might lead to but I'm not sure I can play along and/or how far they intend to play this
>Anyway, proceed to kiss the closest one, caressing her neck and hair
>"is that good enough?"
>"You have to let us touch your dick"
>(hysterical giggling)
>its true that at this point my dick is recovering from the cold and I'm starting to get a hardon just from the whole situation
>So I let the bold one go for it, while kissing her again, longer this time
>I touch her breasts, pinch her nipples while her friend is slowly (and clumsily but I won't complain) wanking my junk
>I caress her inner thigh, fingers reaching her pussy
>at this point I'm fully hard and not thinking about anything (no wonder they call it "primal urge"
>I lay the one I'm kissing on the rock and try to spread her leags and, well, basically fuck her raw
>Reality downs on them or something because she say "We should go"
>they jump in the sea and swim away
>I let a solid 15mn pass before swimming back to the shore
>when I reach the shore there's no sign of them

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Yea, as you can imagine my frustration level was unreal (and still is desu). I literally couldn't sleep the night after, from all that frustration (and also the fear that they had told their parents about it and my room would be busted by Greek policemen - they seemed a bit underage, but it might be because of all that giggling)

age of consent in greece is 15 friendo

I don't think they were greek. At this point I'm not even sure they were real lol

i matched with her earlier. enjoy

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>your latest mire
>tfw never mired

Jesus, how hot are you? If I were you, I'd probably expect to get robbed upon meeting her.

The worst kind of mire is the one that is preceded by a disclaimer. Like the ones I get all the time
>You know I'd never fuck you or anything like that, but you're hot as fuck
>I'm not among those people, but you should've heard how many girls talked about your muscles behind your back
God, I hate when that happens.

I’m not the guy who posted that, but I’m like an honest 7 out of 10 and ive had that happen once to me too on tinder. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say so to someone you might be like a 10/10

Maybe I should try tinder to at least boost my confidence... Having anyone say something like that to me would make my fucking year.

>solid 7
>mucho makeup and weird angle
probably a 6, still, good job

damn, but in retrospect you don't know what diseases such sluts are carrying

Mermaids

This was last year but it still confuses me. My manlet friend is an absolute bro, he's got a wife and 2 kids, lives on a ranch and produces most of his own food, goes to church every Sunday and participates in local activities, and is an absolute killer on a board, but he was cursed with being 5'7.
>work together at the same place for a year
>company orders a bunch of shirts for the employees
>never took one myself
>female coworker asked if I wanted bro's shirts since he ordered the wrong size
>"They were too big and you're just-
>grabs my shoulder
> -bigger."
>never fucked her, she insulted bro's stature

In retrospect I don;t think they ever intended on things going this far, let alone fucking. I'm p. sure they didn't expect me to take off my speedo for starters. Only when I was off swimming naked they must have talked to eachother about taking it to the next level, there was a clear bold friend/shy friend dynamics at work here.

Honestly not the most far fetched thing in the world so I’d believe it. I would be absolutely pissed getting blue balled like that though. I have a similar experience but not as wild

>this girl i just met a few days ago invites me over her place at night
> her family was away for a few days
>I go over of course and We watch a movie
>she starts trying to wrestle with me
>it gets sexual and clothes start coming off
>I suck on her tits and makeout with her
>she sucks my cock
>” we probably shouldn’t be doing this”
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>I leave soon after
>next day tells me she isn’t ready to get into a relationship and that we should stop seeing each other
>NANI

I was just tryna get some pussy god damn

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Yea, the whole greek background is what makes it even more surreal. Thinking back at it it feels at the same time frustrating, beautiful and sad.

Bro. You met actual mermaids. Most of the stories of "beautiful"(not monsters like the kelpie or selkie) mermaids originate from the Mediterranean. YOU FUCKED AN ACTUAL MYTHICAL HO

"things get sexual then girls call it off" is quite common I think.
If I can give you some advice, don't ever try to recreate the conditions of that sexual escalation with that girl or another girl or you'll never get over it.

Still a nice story/memory though. Maybe you would have gotten the wank if you had refrained from moving on them.

I was at the dentist and got some milf mires

>granny hygienist talking to me about flossing
>"you obviously work out, so of course you're interested in health"

>talking to financial milf lady about paying for some fillings i had done the next day
>hits me with that, 'you play a sport?' question
>say not anymore, just wrestled in HS and stuck with weights
>she's like oh of course, the girls must be all over you in college
>stay humble bros, i tell her I do alright, got a gf tho
>she says i'm too cute to not have someone chasing me

Those milfy mommy mires are innocent enough but they still feel good
>

>FUCKED AN ACTUAL MYTHICAL HO
I didn't though. If I did I'd be a rock or a tree or a water source by now.

It's a good sign, that they talk abou tsexuality with you, just ask them why wouldn't they settle for you

They are my favourite, because these grown women aren't so timid, you can play along and be yourself. Young women are 1) useless for conversation, 2) require you to do all the work

I was getting a wank (sort of), I was reaching a point where I just couldn't be satisfied with just a wank. Maybe you're right though and I scared them off.

>second date
>hanging at her place
>already made plans to go to a party together the next day
>as I'm about to leave, say 'sorry' and kiss her goodbye
>she frenches me back, but then pulls back and says "that's enough for today"
>go home happy, expecting things to go further the next day
>she cancels in the morning
Maybe I'm just bad at kissing.

i have seen this pasta before
but it is still fresh somewhat

THIS IS A REAL /MIRE
youtube.com/watch?v=8JoOpx6VwHk
IMAGINE THIS SHIIT IRL BRAHS FUUUUUCK

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>getting a hj
>could not stop staring at my face
>"you look like a character from a manga user"

is that a mire if it was at a massage place?

All are married, apparently. At least I know I'm hot.

Bet the dentist isnt even white

>all these low energy "mires"

if you aren't making thicc latinas cheat on their spic bfs with you to the point where they think about fucking you all day, it's hardly a mire at all

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Maybe you just had that ahegao face

>at beach with gf, gfs friend and her boyfriend who shares my namr
>hey user, can you grab the cooler?
>he reaches for it
>no I mean buff user (me)
Later
>take a couple's pic with the gf
>her friend tells me to flex
>I jokingly flex my traps and chest hard as fuck, making them pop
>startle both gf and her friend
>holy fuck user you scared me, you looked like the hulk
>gf later tells me I looked like I was on steroids when I flexed like that
I still think I'm dyel/builtfat, but normies have super low standards
Bonus
>at climbing gym, setting up to bench in weight area
>just doing 1pl8 and varying the grip distance and doing pause reps to get warmed up and loose
>guy was deadlifting far from the racks, he's rolling some plates back
>ask him for some plates, save us both some work
>"oh yeah that'd be great, how many?"
>he has 2 45s and 2 25s
>all of them
>"holy fuck dude, for bench? Are you a powerlifter or something?"
>feelinprettyfitbuddy.jpg
Being "big" in a climbing gym is really fuckin easy.

>those emojis
>"are you into casual sex"
call me a faggot but this is an instant turn off. maybe I'm too old for this shit anymore, but the more casual sex I had, the more I felt empty and unfulfilled inside. nowadays it disgusts me.

fat latinas are the thirstiest creatures out there, loser

Being this much if a sperg, got a free burger last week

Rolling plates might be the most peasant-tier move ever

if not larp, do you ahve any intention of looking after the kid?

If they are in Greece Greek law applies.

Don't ask why they wouldn't settle for you. Ask why you would settle for them. It's basic fucking banter mate.

What a cunt his gf is.

incel cope

>be me
>tfw me
>human woman looks in my general direction
>launch into boner mode
>catapult myself ontop of her
>penetrate through her clothing and instantly impregnate
>enough ejaculate to launch myself off of her
>Penis detatches from the repulsion force, left inside her blasted remains
>leave, knowing my kin will grow and feed on her rotting body

Feels good man, love getting mires

Especially in a climbing gym. Just pinch and lift with your hand. Treat it like a grip exercise.

Yeah the two of them are complete catty bitches to each other. Didn't like being in the middle of that.
To be fair the guy was fit for a while but this summer got fat as all hell, with bitchtits, and is so goddamn lazy.

Strangely enough I to also have a story.

>Meet a Jow Forums hot southern girl with a tight ass and great tits.
>She is married and her husband is in the military.
>Met while she was staring at some other guy at the beach.
>Mad pick up lines.
>We start fucking while her husband is deployed and boy toy at work.
>Her husband can't catch a break, poor guy has ED and PTSD, thank you for your service.
>She has a kid 9 months later.
>Doesn't look anything like me, or the Lt.

What a fucking relief.

I am the luckiest person on Jow Forums

Post body
And did you fug

Too weak and handlet to grip the 45lb bumper plate single handed so I have to make 2 trips
Feel so weak in front of everyone, but at least I don't roll them

you better triple wrap your benis if you do the no pants dance with this lady

Does she read a lot of doujins featuring Ugly Fat Bastards?

so just to get your dick wet you potentially ruined a marriage and have a child that you wont take responsibility for
unironically kys.

Trashiest thing I've read today.
Congrats on being a shit heap, can't fuck single girls so you had to find a town bicycle and be part of a big circle of cuckolds.

based and redpilled

moron

Le Jow Forums xdD speak
>le wagecuk
>le thot
>spill spaghettis
Only spaghettis here are your lmao dyel noodle arms boi !
The fuck are you calling this a more storie ? That’s some virgin „that stripper/waitress/bartender is flirting with me“ shit
Look at me
Look at this
That’s what a man looks like boi

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Based

>no forearms
>no legs
>no traps

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Lol I'm not the one rawdogging a woman who's confirmed to be taking at least 3 other dicks concurrently.
Enjoy your STDs from bangin that windsock of a pussy.

>no pic
lmao next time noodle boi
Pls don’t post a pic
I know you wouldn’t though but still don’t do it I know what you öoook like lmao

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My priest told me I’m getting big

>5'5
NGMI

>jodie

Back from a 20 days holydays from work, lost 30lbs, now 297lb for 6"5 so i look lot better.
7/10 greets me with big eyes
>>"wow you changed, what did you do ?"
>> "took care of myself, you like ?"
>> "yeah its amazing"
Stays with me 20 minutes over her time off, something she never did in 2 years.
Mfw she know i have a long time gf and she is married with kids

>regal
its regale you faggot

Fuck you Jody.
You should kys
Also, I can’t believe you’re that much of Manlet to fuck someone’s wife. No fucking honor.

Bro you got diddled by mermaids

The fuck is ngmi nigguh
Negro stop taking over so much virgin 4chub Talk it’s fog for your Brian it’s fog for your gainh that’s why you succh a fag boi

>20 days holydays from work, lost 30lbs
How? Cancer?

He was joking about the original poster. Pay attention. The boy toy is the first dude that posted ITT

Kill yourself user

Thanks for noticing it was a joke user.
Not like I bet this is one of those face blind autist niggers who thinks everyone in the old age home is his grandma. I'd say something bad about his IQ, but honestly I was taught not to make fun of people who actually don't have any.

bugger off, cumbrain tripfag

>Cumbrian
>no no no no
>cringe
>mog
>poo
Okay there you go 4 Chun boi

>Be me
>working a catering gig
>working with some Latina milfs in mid 30s
>ask me how old I am (19)
>they ask my what my job is (kickboxing instructor)
>tell me I’m body builder (I’m like 16% bf builtfat lol)
>casually flirt with me for a couple hours
>before I leave they both ask for a picture with me
>jokes on them I have a gf

Dude props on knowing your mythos.

I prefer fit Latinas, your game is shit.

Great job user

It's just a dickmove to out your significant other like that even if it's true.