>he does not get massages with happy endings
it's like you don't event want to make it
He does not get massages with happy endings
Jacob Price
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Adrian Fisher
I just want a normal massage but even the non-sexual places make a move on me
Logan Morgan
Then just tell them no.
If you go to a big company massage parlor, they'll never offer happy endings, too much risks.
Lucas Lopez
Isaac Reyes
lmao
dislikes are from SJW tbf
Noah Torres
dunno, but hopsin is fucking awful.
Brayden Murphy
>be user in utah
>everyone is lds
>no happy ending offered at any place
meh
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>tfw town 10 minutes away offers 4 Hands massage
Aiden Brown
Who says I don't?
Aaron Martinez
First few were great - diff techniques awesome pacing. Lately they've been getting worse and worse even the expensive ones are lazy and robotic as I got fit. Just finished one where I just wanted to get out. Wtf do I just get a gf
Isaac Davis
Getting a wife is healthier overall
Nathaniel Lee
>tfw you say no to the happy ending only because you're afraid to show your tiny penis
>"Good choice son, I'm a cop. This would have ended very differently if you said yes."
Adrian Richardson
Would it be illegal tho, even in Freedomland? You paid for the massage, happy ending is just horny masseuse iniciative, unless she's clearly state something like "would you like me to give your meat the good ol' rub?"
Colton Roberts
You can get arrested for blindly accepting a happy ending here. You, or the worker, need to explicitly confirm this is separate from the massage and that there was no money involved (such as an inflated upfront price on the massage) and also confirm that the worker isn't a sex trafficking victim. After that, sure, you can claim it's just a horny worker coming on to you.
Isaac Johnson
I'm glad I don't live in the Land of the Free.
William Morris
Americans arrest innocent people from black neighbourhoods all the time. What makes you think this is any more outrageous?
Jonathan Miller
alright, here's your (You)
Jayden Perry
Let me explain a trick. Do lots of squats. Pay for the hour. They will keep massaging your butt because they think its erotic. Just never turn over. They will massage your butt for an hour. Secret gains and you will never get a regular masseuse to do this.
Josiah Lopez
holy shit kek this is great
Noah Russell
I would rather visit a mistress who rapes me into submission, ties me up and wanks me to orgasm and then continues to wank me as i plead her to stop but no mercy is shown me.
Mason Long
I've had a mid-range ($150 USD) 1 hr erotic massage from a real-life 10/10, and I've paid a third of that for a 20 minute regular deep tissue back massage. Actual massage is 10x better. I jacked off later that night and came way harder than I did getting the handjob anyway. Best of both worlds.