You told yourself you were getting a gf last year, Jow Forums

you told yourself you were getting a gf last year, Jow Forums
what happened?

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I got a boyfriend instead. Thanks for asking user.

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lmao, no. I accept my fate. Now I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death.

based. goodjob, buddy

I got one then she broke up with me eleven months later. Now I'm back.

>you told yourself you were getting a gf last year, Jow Forums
no i didn't. my promise was to increase my bench press weight. not someone who will dump me in two weeks.

Honestly it's not about getting a gf.
It's about fixing yourself to the point where you think you deserve a gf.
I'm working on myself. I've been shitposting less and being a bit more social.

Told myself that back in 2008. I'll get serious one of these days

I told myself I don't have any interest in relationships.
few months later I met a girl and now she's my gf. Don't know how it happened but I'm happy.

I got the big sad again instead

Nothing happened, OP.

I never said anything of the sort. I'm not that delusional.

I never promised anything

Got denounced for harassment
At least i got noticed

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>you told yourself you were getting a gf last year, Jow Forums
>what happened?
I got a gf.

i realized i feel nothing but hostility towards others, i just can't do it.

She broke up with me after three weeks.

Apparently no girls are into history, languages and tabletop RPGs, who would have guessed

I want to tickle her stomach

but i did get a gf desu

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Beginning to believe the gf thing is some abstract painting. It may appear to be so but then they say it isn't, never was or it changed.

Soooo, twice it happened. First a neighbor my same age and we grew up together and last summer we, I thought, were a thing and she touched my pp and promised more. But I had a minor accident and couldn't go to a party and she did. I couldn't reach her all night and for days after and then a friend told me she drunkenly gave her virginity to some guy from across town no one knew. She said it was my fault for not being at the party.

Second is recent. Dating since before christmas, ready for senior prom and she sent me a text she can't go and when I pressed for why she said she loves me but not in love and can't pretend anymore. Find out some other guy has asked and she's going with him.

Nah, I gave up after the last one
I think one more heartbreak would put me over the edge

I can't find anyone I like. Is it too much to ask that I enjoy being around you? Is that too hard of a prerequisite?

I tried talking to this girl in canada for a little while over discord. Things were nice she was affectionate at first and we'd talk about how nice it would be to live on a farm and raise a family, we'd even watch these bbc series where they live on a farm for a year. She was always iffy about my age because she was a few years older. Near the end our convos became so minimal, just checking in with a "hi, how are you" and ending after general small talk. I assumed it was just calm waters but she ended up ghosting me (I think) she hasnt removed me but just never responds. I guess I misinterpreted the relationship and spooked her. I've always had a problem with being too obsessive. It was fun while it lasted.

i gave up on girls when i started going bald. if i couldn't get a gf while actually looking decent it would be 100x harder to get it as an ugly subhuman dog so i don't even want to bother

No I didn't, fuck off fag