Be 26yr old kissless virgin

>be 26yr old kissless virgin
>check out online escort ads for vancouver
>its 99% asians

Is there some sort of etiquette involved with asian people for sex? If I do this I don't want to make some sort of social faux pas I don't know about
Many I'm overthinking it but then again I'm a virgin shut-in, just don't want to fuck it up

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Make sure to bow before and after.

Dont call her by her first name, use -san.

Ask the rates, including how much for anal.
Record the even with your phone and post it here.
Cum on her tits yelling:
>this is for all of you robots

Good job on the sex, pal.

Don't give a fuck. She doesn't think about you even when you are inside her. It's all for you, dude.

So bust a nut. Go on being a non-virgin.

You're paying for a service in order to avoid worrying about the social aspect of it. She is providing a service in exchange for money, and she understands in country/culture different than her own. She will expect you to give her money and tell her what you want (in plain English).

Also, if these ads are similar to the ones in Australia - a word of warning: a lot of these Asian whores will use fake photos in their online ads and claim they're younger than they are. You might think you're getting a cute, young, tight Asian girl like in your dreams, and then you turn up to find a considerably older, uglier woman there to meet you.

>Also, if these ads are similar to the ones in Australia - a word of warning: a lot of these Asian whores will use fake photos in their online ads and claim they're younger than they are. You might think you're getting a cute, young, tight Asian girl like in your dreams, and then you turn up to find a considerably older, uglier woman there to meet you.

That's the part I'm worried about too, I asked one girl for a live pic, but she said she doesn't do that and if she answers the door and I don't like her then I can always leave right then and there
It wouldn't be a waste of money, but I don't have a car and don't want to take a long transit trip only to do a 360 and come all the way back home for nothing

Also if theres a 'no condom' option for extra money, should I do it?

You should always wear a condom, especially if you fuck a fucking prostitute

Thats what I'm thinking, but the urge to cum inside them is too great

Woah theres a difference between no condom and cumming in pussy. Just cause your not wearing a condom i doubt she will let you cum in her.

On a side note the first girl i fucked i came inside her and didnt tell her i came. We were both really drunk. In the morning she showered and i guess my man goop came out cause she asked me if i came i her and i just played it off

Apparently its fine with her, I'm just more concerned about if it ends up being someone other than a young hot asian, or if it ends up not being a 'her' at all

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>fucking a whore raw

Brave.

you text like this and wonder why a woman has to be paid to have sex with you
(^.^) ass nigga

you text like this and I'm wondering why woman have never tried to have sex with you
based and (^.^)pilled

Bruh, reason so many hoe asians is there used to be an internment camp nearby, and when japanese families lost their stuff and homes, well you've seen how that turns out a generation or two later

Are you retarded? What's with the fucking emojis?

She's just an insectoid prostitute I didn't think it mattered that much

The answer to "should I raw dog a prostitute " is always no

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How do it turn out

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Sing it next time ^_^

trust me its better than the interior bro pic related

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normal people use emojis.
its kind of why they exist.
i know, i know, youre cringing. gotta keep up the edgy factor.

plus most Asian ads are catfishing

That phone company name describes it all

As a friendly and polite customer you are valued in every business. Also if it isn't the woman from the pictures simply say she doesn't look like the pictures and go. This is a risk you'll have to take.

this look for reviews and other posts. type their number plus review in google.

Add 15 years to the photos to see how she looks irl. They always sy they're 25 and then they open the door and a women in her 40's is there.
Fucked one like that twice this week. She could barely speak english and just whimpered and said some shit in thai that no one understands. Fucked her so hard that my dick was in pain for a day. One of my best nuts.

You played it off? wtf? what are you supposed to tell her? that it's not yours?

What's the big deal? I fucked ladyboys raw and regular hookers. Never caught anything.

She's a literal whore, how do you fuck this up?

>^.^
>emojis
>oh boy
>VIRGIN
what's going on here?

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Praise yourself lucky. Where I'm from I"m having trouble finding Asian escorts

>tfw asian ex became a prostitute
it hurts bros, i actually loved her

Look on the bright side, you got for free what others pay for.

No, its a fucking hooker. Be safe

Damnit, that's really not fair.
On the other hand: Good riddance.

very true, but it kind of sucks that i lost my virginity to an (eventual) whore. she was hot as fuck though. kind of feels like guys who date girls before they get into porn. like, that's cool, but is that really something you can boast about

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Ask her if she can do a loyalty discount for friends and family. With the all inclusive package

As long as you don't make any "ching chong me asian" jokes, beat or threaten her, you should be fine.

You're gambling if you go in raw though. I know a girl who used Tinder to prostitute herself and she said that she had let over 50 old men finish raw inside her for the extra money. Don't be surprised if you end up with an STD. Oh and I would inspect her pussy for herpes before I stick it in. Even if you are using a condom you can still get herpes if your pubic area touches her pubic area.