/britfeel/

Secondary school French lesson edition

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*farts on thread*

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EXPLAIN YASEF WATCHA MEEN WEN YOO SAI

HAAF

KAAST

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>*wheels into your class*

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>conjugating verbs in french

literally just made the "le le ...le, le, le lu, la ,le" over again a few times and the teacher said i was right, still have no fucking idea how you actually do that or what any of them mean

Recommend me a film to watch lads

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>Been 'bulking' non-stop for three years

Think I need to stop lads, but I cant stop eating lots of crap. Its one of only two tings that brings me joy in life consistently

FUCK NIGGERS. I'VE BEEN CHARGED UNDER THE COMMUNICATIONS ACT 2003 FOR MY FUCKING GRINDR PROFILE AND THEY ARE SHOWING NO SIGNS OF DROPPING IT. THE ONLY THING I SAID WAS 'NO BLACKS' THIS IS GONNA FUCKING RUIN ME, 8 WEEKS AND MY PHOTO IS GONNA BE ALL OVER THE PAPERS, AND I'M FUCKED

should have said "no sambos"

layer Cake lod

In persona you fuck them off screen when you romance them with a level 10 social link. Then on valentines day all the girls find out you been fucking them all and gang up on you.
No sex scenes though you just get a screen fade to black.

should have said "no fuzzy wuzzies"

>No sex scenes though you just get a screen fade to black.
psh, not worth my money

Say you mean no blacks as in people with black bruises

persona 4 protags ranked
yu narukami>joker>>>>>Minato Arisato

Nice little /lefty tube/ video here

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Something with Jackie Chan

SHE LOOKS LIKE THE REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL THING
SHE TASTES LIKE THE REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL THING
MY FAKE PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTIC LOVE
BUT I CAN'T HELP THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING
I COULD BLOW THROUGH THE CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEILING
IF I JUST TUUUUUUUUUUUURN AND RUN

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Its a friendship simulator mainly.
Persona made me realize what life could of been...

Ta, I'll give it a look

I want to sympathise because leftists getting insulted no one wants to fuck their pets is clown-world tier logic

But you're a degenerate who uses grindr so you're pretty much just as bad.

Wtf is wrong with lefty and response videos? who the fuck does them anymore lol

any of you lads ever been in the paper? for anything good or bad, ive been in twice although once was just my picture in the front page as part of a protest in town about 12-13 years ago

>joker
he was in persona 5

Harry, you here? Essex...

Well i cant do that, i am certain i know who reported me, I posted about it here yuki.la/r9k/52005472#p52008764 this is still ongoing.

i have no idea why i put the 4 in there
bloody hell just had a literal number done on me by a paki

0 to 60 in 3.5 baby u got the keyyyyy
SHUT UP AND DRIVE
anthropoid 2016
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAp
*sniff sniff*#
an equisite fragrence
8raises cider*8*

*raises len from the dead*

holy fuck that takes me back

AAAAA RASS

We all knew what you meant user. Just most people had the decency to not bring it up. Also your ranking is correct.

not Drive lid

Deathrattle: play a secret

>tfw you will never get a morning blowjob

thanks mate, even though i've never seen you i can tell you're a purebred white

>at work
>eastern girl walks past, collegue says she fit
>respond shes alright but im not into foreign girls
>literally screamed at me and demanded to know if im racist because his gf is indian

Fuck me lads, i don't even get pissy when people here call british girls ugly, everyones got their own taste these marxists are fucked

didnt even get a blowjob for my birthday when my gf at the time was on the rag (inb4 normie, i was at the time desu)

VR camping

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Evening poley.
How's the Kik arc and your endless search for a girlfriend free boy to make your boyfriend?

No shit, tongues are where the tastebuds are, would you want to taste cock first thing in the morning you freak

British girls, for the most part, are pretty awful. Both in looks and character.

You forget and kinda get used to it, until you go abroad.

>Been 'bulking' non-stop for three years

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IT WASNT IN THE MORNING SHE INVITED ME OVER IN THE EVENING ON MY BIRTHDAY I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET SEXY TIME BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO

>How's the Kik arc
Only still speaking to a few people, finally got a weekend off, so trying to get them to meet me next Saturday

maybe all the munts on your council estate are but the lasses on my english lit course at oxford are proper fit

Maybe she didnt find you sexy/alpha enough?

lol, I love this

>Maybe she didnt find you sexy/alpha enough?
obviously not :(

Drive is a great film with a great soundtrack.. I like to maladaptive I'm like Driver but I'm a faggot racer boy who doesn't need a bf

Yeah true, down south chicks are a lot better. But still plenty of lardos. Much more than any other country Ive ever been to

he sounds black, is he?

they are, but you know they're out of your league, don't you?

If I had a good wingman I'd get loads of fanny

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RoboGeisha.
It's fucking insane.

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Watch the trailer then tell me you're not in the least bit curious.

s-shut up i'll marry either millie or poppy and take them on holiday in the south of france

Theres a really cute, foreign chick in my gym. Not usually my type (very slim) but my lord I have no clue how to even start a convo with her.

There was another one a while back who was much more my type, also foreign, and she seemed much more approachable but I havent seen her for months. If I do see her, Im gonna ask her out.

Fuck it, I never pay enough attention in public to judge, there are still plenty of good looking girls here though I'm sure.

Slim isn't your type lad? I think you might be in luck with Britain's changing demographics

holy shit that is a tranny. right there. thats a tranny

Fuck off mate, people go the gym to get buff not listen to spergs ask out girls

you won't. Oxford and Cambridge have male majorities. They're all shagging the rowers. If you're not at least upper middle class you're also fucked too

Holy shit the people that worked on Tokyo Gore Police worked on it. i'm giving it a watch

actually people do sit ups to get buff, but not me, i did two and a half and couldnt get up

fuck /brit/feel im outta this thread

I like more athletic girls, with thicc thighs and a big booty. (Pretty much the other girl).

The first one is *very* slim. But very pretty face and of course, a flat, taught, tummy.

name's Jock Sprock lads

going to start a site with the real Jow Forums

Ah got you lad. I just want a woman with a reasonable bmi at this point.

And what's your gimmick sir?

Which is why Ive never made any sort of a move on them, or any other ones. But I figured Im foregoing potential happiness by sticking to such rules too rigidly.

Im scared Ill end up dying alone lad

having a nice little giggle at these posts desu

extremely comfy stream. thanks OP.

watching Henry V tonight

hopefully make it to the end this time. last time I watched it I got tired cause there are scenes where I couldn't understand wot woz goin on

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absolutely seething at the noise in the cinema tbqh

it is actually a decent stream i like the scottish woman, still dont like the black streamer though.

>And what's your gimmick sir?
no gimmick here, i'm 100% earnest. what you see is what you get. i don't mess lads around and i don't want to be messed around, got it?

>i'm 100% earnest.
name says youre jock

Just watched that Three Billboards movie with family. Mummy thought there was too much violence but it was pretty good

is this actual footage/picture of Henry V?

just said i didn't want to be messed around dint i, ya bastard cunt ya

That kind of thinking is going to be a huge turn-off mate, and people can sense desperation. What's got you worried though, you're at the gym, you're being pro-active, gains and confidence will come with time just focus on your workout

I've only been back at the gym for a month and I'm outworking most of the people there (though it's leaving me absolutely fucked on my days off)

You sound like a fag. I challenge you to a fight and the loser has to perform fellatio on the victor

No you dumb cunt, it's Gilderoy Lockheart, winner of witch weekly's most charming smile, his whole gimmick is he wipes your memories and pretends he did everthing you did,

I thinks it's a pretty great film

>dad went to the shop
>ask him to get me some cans of stongbow
>he gets pint cans

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Good movie but The Hollow Crown remake is better
He looks like a chad version of Tim in pic

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in a darkened underpass
I thought 'oh god my chance has come at last'
but a strange smell gripped me and I just couldnt arse

Sam Rockwell. Hell of an actor

i'm just here for a pint and a packet of walkers

>No you dumb cunt
harsh, whos gilderoy lockhart?

Saw this on /mu/ and thought of you guys

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Do you too find that ready salted walkers smell like fart?

>The Hollow Crown remake is better

here's your Queen, bro

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its been around for years but always makes me kek

Can't tell if genuine or continuing the joke

i want to fuck that old scottish lass in that stream and make her call me son

ahhh tinny of thatchers haze cider

pizza wizza in the oven

dunno i've only ever had bbq rib

actually really properly asking who gilderoy lockhart is, and inb4 "google"

Poley give us a cheeky exclusive - is Plan B DEFINITELY going to happen Monday as you said on your blog?

think it's a Harry Potter character. Not himbte