Saturday night, get the fuck in here

running up.
nice, celebrate with a drink maybe
heh, dont worry, ill find you a job on my pub if u fuck up
yeah, your brother seems like a good guy, glad to hear that at least. whatever you want off the shelf, whiskey maybe?

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barman forgot to introduce himself
yeah

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well at least you live truthfully, heres your water

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
maybe some whiskey, i dont mind it cheap, but not that cheap bartender

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glad to hear that, wish i had some mountains nearby on my concrete hell of a city

I guess to make it the most realistic, triple Sec with some orange juice
Hey, why are you screaming?

The triple Sec is gone
All the other alcohol is going to be too obvious to take
Fuck

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im drunk and alone, all expressions through comprehensible language are more indirect than the most basic instict of nature, the most earthly call for help, the scream.
i drug my days on this earth, i console my thoughts with death, i dont mean it or do i?
fuck me

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Get me a rum and coke my man, normally I take a G&T but tonight I am drinking rum and coke out fo a 30oz stein. Mostly rum boss.

Usually I only scream either for help or when there's an internal conflict, but the screaming is kept in my head
"Talk to your oneitis"
>Hand creeps over my keyboard, ready to type something into the chat box
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
that's pretty much all I've been thinking about for the past week. Taking to my oneitis. Always ending the same way, internal screaming. Fear of succeeding, fear of failing, fear of being alone.

>went to Chad's birthday party he was hosting (im not underaged, in uni)
>Was alone despite being surrounded by people
What's the strongest drink you have?

>The three guys hiding their boners behind crossed legs

Tell me Mr. Barman, how can I become a more sociable person? I know I have the capacity to talk to people, but I just don't find the chance nor the confidence to start small talk.

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At least you have a oneitis, I've been an alcoholic almost 2 years now and I can't bring myself to finding one anymore. I think it's over for me, enjoy your ability to pine over a woman while you can.

all of life's anguish is resumed in purpose. Without it you become a numb amorphe being without meaning or matter.
When you find purpose you find truth, when you look at the eyes within your soul you look at the blissfull warm state of mind that is the depth of men.
When you see all of that, and when you find truthfullness within yourself, you will see that it its all for its very own end, the everlasting truth, the symbolic of its own symbolsim, the blissfull state of eteranl death

Listen socrates i'm just looking to talk to cute girls in my campus.

OP, how do you do this? You keep the tavern open every weekend and have the doors open to strangers, heading their stories and giving advice. You've got a bar to run, not a therapy group. Its people like you who eventually get the sob stories that ruin the mood of your bar. For me, I'll just take two iced Jack's.

So barman, how do you keep yourself coming every time? How doesn't the bar ever just shut down early for the night? I wouldn't be able to stay so active attentively with all these captchas floating around causing trouble in your bar. They keep harassing me for my sheckles.

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After almost a year sober I'm finally drinking again. Feels good. Though maybe a little late. Had I been drunker, I would've been flirtier, and maybe i would've dared to actually kiss that girl that I'm sure would've wanted it. I've been feeling stupid all week.

I want to crush a normalnigger's skull under my boot because they refuse to think and argue rationally, but I also hate how spiteful crab-bucket robots are

I was the same way, didn't have a oneitis for a year and a half, then we're two old friends joking around, and boom "wanna get some breakfast" and I'm back to being in love like I'm a child again.

Get a drinking problem, it pushes them all away, you'll thank me in a month

If your sitting there screaming, I don't really think it's pushed it away, now has it?
When I'm drunk, it doesn't get rid of the thoughts, just makes me more likely to embarrass myself to them or realize I can never have them and get depressed

I fucking loathe how normalfags can only talk about popular media and assume that everyone partakes in it
No, I did not watch the Avengers and no I don't plan to do so
No, I do not have a Smash Bros "main" and I do not even have a shitch
No, I do not have a netflix subscription, I don't even have a television in the first place
It's utterly bewildering to me that autists are more pleasant to have a conversation with than regular people

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I'm not screaming at all, just drinking. Don't drink with people fag, drink alone. And depression leads to a quicker death, trust me, we all get there.