Hey, robots I'm killing myself soon, anyone have tips on the best way to do it?

Hey, robots I'm killing myself soon, anyone have tips on the best way to do it?

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Go to church at least once before you do, fren.

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I have lol, not for me

don't do it fren, I have been there before. life gets better

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>best way to do it?

Sokushinbutsu ; dedicate your life to training as a Buddhist monk, and when you are ready to leave, perform a multi-decade ritual of meditation and worship that will ultimately result in your death as an final symbol of your belief.

ffs this thread again.
a gun is the fastest, make sure it a decent caliber (preferably a shotgun) and fill your mouth with water then fire at the roof of your mouth (roughly)

for a more peaceful death see pic related

and most importantly link the Livestream and paypal

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Jerk off and then decide

Gonna pray for you OP Hope what comes after death is better than what you experience in this life.
But srs don't do it fren

You aren't going to kill yourself

Kill yourself by revenge. Go out swinging. Harm all who wronged you. Take as many as possible. Bomb vest time.

We'll miss you user. I mean I can't really say you shouldn't when I have already started to plan my exit of this world. I truely love you user

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This won't work, not miss but enough oxygen for you to live. You'll become a vegetable afterwards.

witch bit, explain plz

Painless and fast is for fags. This is definitely the best option

Helium is almost always diluted so that people can't suffocate themselves using techniques like this. You can't just buy pure helium on amazon and if you try using helium, you will survive only to live a life a hundred times worse than you have right now. Don't do it user.

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Sell all your possessions. Use the money as follows:

Buy some Viagra on the internet, and book a trip to Vegas. Stay in Mandalay Bay. This is important for later. Hire a hooker - tell her you'll hire her for the whole night for $2k flat. Then tell her you want coke... she'll know where to score it. Buy a shitload - several thousand bucks worth.

Fuck her FIRST, once you get into that devil powder you'll be too out of control to fuck. Just keep going, snorting more and more, while ordering top shelf liquor from room service. Now - here's the good part. Tell the hooker you want to get a drink at the rooftop bar.

In the penthouse of Mandalay Bay, 61 floors above the city, is a rooftop bar. You will be drunk and coked out of your fucking mind, in a bar filled with normies. Strip naked in the elevator up, and give 'em a show before the jump, user.

Don't.

Believe it or not, you'll actually be missed by people.

MY THREADS ARE DOING IRON MAN NUMBERS
I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE

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this isnt a legit method anymore.
as has said.

Get a tank of Noble gas and an oxygen mask, you strap it on and drift off to unconsciousness. Make sure to get something like neon, don't get CO or CO2

Once you're done, DO NOT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT/VOICE CALLING YOU/ENTITY SIGNALING YOU TO COME.

lol what the heck dude? explain

Unless you want to be forcefully reincarnated in this shithole again, of course.

Use a damn shotgun. That's how imma do it later.

For curiosity, what church has you gone to?

This is the most painless way.