I want to kill some Heros. I'm the DM and I will control how you die. You can try to fight back

vhfedkid

may my roll be blessed

give me chameleon

The Nignog sees you at the end of an alley behind the Fencer
What do you do Arcane archer?

What other weapons does he have that I can see?

You are a weapons master. You may choose 1 random weapon of your choice.
You are standing behind the Nignog, he does not see you.

lets get this party started laddie

You are a Fencer, you are armed with a rapier. You rally to your Fencer buddies aid.
What do you do?

You are standing about 20 feet away from him and see he has a long sword on his hip, and a purple potion on his left hip.

OOC please change your name to your name and class so I can tell you apart.

You are a Thief. You are armed with 2 daggers. You are hiding around the corner but know what is happening with the Nignog and the Fencers.
What do you do?

Fire an arrow of bleaching at the nignog, to cure him of his malady.
I hope it's an arrow of bleaching.

You are a Samarai. You do not understand anyone. You are armed with a Katana and a samarai sword. You see what is happening with the Fencers and Nignog, what do you do?

Lets see nigs

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooolsolosl

The arrow fly freely from your fingers. Whisk quickly through the air dealing a natural 20 to the Nignog. The arrow was not of bleach, but of "RAGE".
The NigNog is now double in size and mad at you.
He returns attack.
Nignog does 15x2 damage to you with charging tackle. You are now on the ground.
He bashes your head in with his fist. You are dead. Reroll for new character.

can i leave him and go home

You are a stalker. You have no weapons, but you know martial arts.
You see from a distance what is happening and see that the Arcane Archer is dead.
What do you do?

Fucking arrows.

Reroll for someone who isn't shit. Seriously, fucking Arcane Archer? The only game that class ever worked in was Dragon's Dogma, and it was still terrible.

I roll to abandon Fencer2 first

You roll a 7.
Nignog rolls a 15.
You did not convince the enraged Nignog and he charges at you from a distance. You have 1 chance for a saving roll. What do you do?

>explorer

I'm going to fucking walk on out of there, just you see. I'll live this time.

You are now an explorer. You are armed with a walking staff.
You see from a distance what is happening. What do you do?

uhh hope to god he gets distracted and goes for someone else

You roll a 2.
You trip and fall trying to abandon the fight.
Nignog shoots an arrow at you while on the ground.
He hits you for 7 damage.
You can no longer use your right leg.

What do you do?

Walk away. Just fucking walk away. Let the Fencer fight the Nignog, I'm going to a tavern.

rolling for something pink or purple

You roll a 11.
You walk away towards the market square. You then trip and fall onto a sharp corner of a brick staircase. Your head is now bleeding. You fall unconcious from a concussion. You are not dead, but you can no longer move for 2 turns.

actually I am ok with this, too

You are a Hunter holding large pelts for sale. You are armed with an bow and 10 regular stone arrows. And a hunting knife.
You are standing next to the theif around the corner. What do you do?

You are unconcious. You cannot move until the Nignog makes 2 moves.

walk around and smack that bitch across the teeth with my bow and go "shoo, cur!"

What kind of seasoned explorer trips over so easily?
I trust my explorer garb camoflagues me, right?

Rollingious

You do 8 damage to Nignog.
The theif steals your pelts and arrows and runs away.
You now only have a knife and bow with no arrows.
The Nignog rolls a 3.
He bitch slaps you. You don't take damage, but you stumble and are stunned.

You cannot move again until another Nignog action is done.

Get into dueling position on one leg, confront the NN where I stand. Fencers are dexterous, I trust that I can do this. I make an attack while his sword is still sheathed

You are too far away from the brawl to be in danger. You just had a bad roll.
Please be more careful at where you are going instead of looking at a brawl. You must wait 1 more Nignog movement.

why was all my shit on the cart?

some ol bullshit

You are a Spell Swordsman. You are armed with 1 attack spell with random magic.

Nignog attacks you while getting his hand impaled on your rapier. You are his bitch now.
Nignog rolls a 14.
He chokes a bitch out and crushes your throat. You are now dead.
Reroll for new character.
Hunter is no longer stunned/staggered.
Explorer is now concious.
Nignog is now targeting other fencer.

What do you do?

Wrong post.
033 is the spellsword.

Rolling for wizard pls

ROLLING hopefully it's something good

Enter into rage mode, charge at the NN with whatever weapon I've got.

Rolling to become best character, the gambler

You are a beserker. You are armed with a great sword.

You are a Sheild bearer.

You both are walking together and see the brawl. 2 dead people on on the ground.

What do you do?

Keep on walking. Looking forward and thinking about the road, finding a nice tavern, maybe telling a guard about the Nignog war back there.

I commit seppuku. I am very sad for emperor hirohito.

You roll an 8 and do double damage in rage mode. But Nignog is also in rage mode, so it negates back to an 8.

Nignog rolls a 18.
You miss with your great sword and it slams into the ground dealing no damage. On his saving throw.

Nignog rolls an 14, rage mode is negated
Nignog attacks Beserker and punches you in the face for 14 damage.

Beserker is now staggered for 1 Nignog movement.

You roll a 5.
The theif running away with the pelts and arrows slams into you. You are impaled on 2 of the arrows.
They deal 14 damage each. You are dead again. Bad luck. Game over.

The theif steals the items you would have been carrying from your corpse.

Story of my life.

Rerollerino. Something good this time, you fucking RNG cunts.

You roll a 2
You break your katana on your armor.

rollero nou nah

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You are reincarnated as a Arcane archer. You have 10 magic arrows of random magic. You see your old bodies nearby.

What do you do?

>Spy
Gentlemen,

You are a loremaster. You have are carrying a tome of random magic. You are old.. super old. You are slow and super old.

Do I need to roll morale to withstand seeing my own mortality lying before me? No? Good.

Where am I, in relation to the thief and the nog? And is there any way that I can test these arrows without fucking dying?

I open the tome at page XYZ, what's the first sentence I see?

Seems like an alright thread. Better than porn and femjak spam, anyways. Give me a class, friend.

You were reincarnated from a nearby shrine 3 buildings away. The nuns and priest think you are a god and worship you. Following you endlessly.

The Nignog grabs the Beserker and throws him into the other fencer. The Fencer's body is crushed beneath the heavy armored Beserker.

The Fencers are now dead.

Beserker is able to move again and recovers.

Rolling for something not mage related please.

Gunslinger pls.

You see the words "explosion"
What do you do old man?

>conjurer
The algorithm hates me

You are a Conjurer. You are armed with a animal skull.
You see the brawl and the reincarnated Arcane Archer. As you are next to the church doors.
What do you do?

Give me a good class please rollerino

Rolling for death knight.

Go to the nearest ruins and scream out loud the words in the book, just to see if it has any effect or it is just a history book.

Bandit feels bad man

You are a bandit. You are armed with a poison dagger and a short sword.
You are standing next to the Conjurer.

What do you do?

(((merchant)))

Im not fuckin playing.

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I want to have sex with the nuns but they've probably got a disease or something.
I declare the nog a heretic. The berserker is a friend. I tell the priest to curse the nog. I tell a nun to heal the berserker.
I string an arrow, whisper a prayer to myself and shot the nog.

>ninja
fuck yeah

You are a merchant selling wares at the church and see the brawl.

What do you do?

Shank conjurer for animal skull fleshlite

I am ready. let me be some kind of rogue

Run inside the church, find a window i can see the brawl from and throw the skull to destract them.

see my reply you faggot.

What the fuck :'(

(Conjurer)

Even if I die, that doesn't change the fact that you're a faggot with no life.

Am I some kind of fucking elf

As you read aloud the ancient words, the sky starts to darken and the clouds swirl around you.
Lightning flashes.
You roll a 5.
As you did not choose a target...

The lightning arches over to the Church, causing a MASSIVE explosion.
All the preist and nuns are dead, the arcane archer takes 7 damage
The merchant takes 14 damage and is on fire for another 17 damage. He is dead.

The Conjurer takes 4 damage. But is okay.

The bandit takes 15 damage and shrapnel peppers his body, and is now bleeding out. Each move a player makes, the bandit will now receive 17 damage.

Nicely done old man...

Sorry man, its the class not me

You miss the conjurer from your attack with a roll of 2.

Understandable. Hope you fail!

My loyal cult, dead already.

You are an Inquisitor. You are armed with a broadsword and MUST intervene with the Nignog or face the wrath of the king.

What will you do?

How much health do we have?

25 HP. You are not gods. Just normal humans.

I bellow a prayer to Thor, swearing vengeance for the dead Fencer, grapple the NN and attempt to bite into his jugular.

I activate my bladesong and try to stab him in the cock I guess. Try to activate bladesong and baseball slide between his legs while castrating him