5 page paper due tomorrow morning

Don't worry user, my dissertation is due on thursday and I haven't started it. I don't know why I bothered either and will be in a ton of debt when I leave as well. Oh well at least it was fun being a semi-neet for a few years.

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>100 words due in a week
>barely finished a phrase
i'm not going to make it lads

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I don't think you're wrong, user. I don't think you're wrong.

>vector calc midterm #2 on Tuesday
I havent studied this entire semester. Some how got a 76 on the first one, will probably do worse on this one

I hate presentations, user. And I know exactly how you feel. It is so difficult to start anytime other than the last moment you could possibly begin.

Whatever you do DO NOT COPY PASTE IT. Verbal diarrhea is better than ruining your career for the rest of your life

I should be working too but fuck man I'm sick of it. Been a good boy so far tho so I'm not too stressed.

>keep delaying starting on work
>giving myself new start times makes me feel like I've still got things all planned out

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don't get me wrong, I'm a huge procrastinator, i've dropped out of my fair share of classes. there just comes a point in college where you have to decide if all the time and effort is worth it for your particular major.

user, become a stoic, heed your words and actions and make every action and sound bite with truth and let it bring prosperity to yourself.

And so you shall either win or fail excellently, remember to win pyrrhicly is to triumph over a better foe.

All the humanities classes I've taken I have a 4.0 in, which I manage to pass by doing shit at the last minute. One time I was in a class and didn't do my presentation. Completely forgot about it. I told the instructor I had it done, but just forgot my flashdrive. Pretty sure she tried to call my bluff, so she said "oh so why dont you just present what you remember? You don't need the physical copy." I stood up and regurgitated some shit I read on wikipedia on N. Tesla. Got an A some how. Fucking physics and math kick my ass though. I'm sure if I studied Id get higher than a C.

how do you guys cut so close to the due date like that?
I have a 5-7 page paper due on thursday and I'm fucking stressed.

>tfw gonna graduate at 26

Ah, yeah. If at least you were sociable you probably could bullshit your way around like most really but... some people are just not built for it. Yu dun goof'd

>go to most expensive private school of shithole country
>get depressed, fail almost everything

>move to a really good and demanding school for a career I really like
>everything goes well, get gf, B and A grades
>get depressed, fail almost everything

>move to second most expensive private school of shithole country
>twice the courses per semester
>extremely lightweight
>haven't done SHIT for five days straight but anime and vidya
>getting straight A's
>somehow doing better that at least half of my peers

Deep down I just want life to teach me a lesson.

Give me somewhere to reach out to you and I'll bug you nonstop until you DO THE THING.

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>tfw getting high and shitposting on Jow Forums instead of studying

I think you made a fairly accurate self assessment user. Proves you have some brains.
You just gotta get to the point where you dont care if you fail and youre proud you even tried. Just put something down and work in doing better the next time. Dont copy like the other user said. Fuck most bs papers I write I end up finding a thread of truth and going ham

Your whole chores/schoolwork experiences have always been awful so you're literally terrified nowadays to do anything because you know you'll fail.

I'm the presentation guy but personally this shit isn't a choice i geniunely can't start even if i sit down before hand and try to make myself at best i would only be able to get a tiny tiny bit done i don't know if its personallity defect, mental illness or just being a fucked up person but i can only work when that last minute raw fear and overwhelming "loom" i guess you could call it comes.
worst part is i'm not even able to forget about it either or put it in the back of my mind to procrastinate its constantly on my mind leaving me unable to enjoy anything, i don't even have the excuse i was playing a video game or some shit instead of working because if i even tryed to open something up the guilt would eat me alive
>how do you guys cut so close to the due date like that?
you can either go with im autistic or fucked in the head either would probably apply well

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What's your horoscope sign
Don't say it is Capricorn I'm astrologist

Pisces i think i don't understand astrology bullshit
>Don't say it is Capricorn I'm astrologist
neither do i properly understand this sentence

Nice. Well, good luck. There's nothing anybody can do for you.. really. I guess there's medicine for this kind of stuff but that's it.

I feel the same way.
The worst part is that I spend the entire time procrastinating in the most unenjoyable way. I could have spent that time procrastinating by doing something enjoyable, and it wouldn't have made a difference because waiting until the last night is inevitable.
Days must have been wasted worrying about upcoming assignments.

>100 words
Man you could do that in 5 minutes. What's wrong with you?

Insecurity comes from low self steem and makes you afraid of negative feedback. The procrastination is result of the anxiety you feel for that plus studying is mentally draining and stressing indeed, truly unpleasant depending on the subject, so it is normal someone tends to avoid it. But what if you gave it all and it turned out to be shit anyway lol. Now that's something.

how? i don't even know where to start

I wish I knew how. I have a month to turn in a 150 word essay. I'm fucked

Show me the path, user

i wish i knew user im about to get an F in two courses

I feel you lad.
>10 words due next year

>50 word thesis due in 2020
>don't even know what it's about

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>one word response due by 2030
I'm stressing the fuck out right now guys

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join my discord for the enlightenment of a cripple stoner college kid with no filter for what he says and is an over sharer of details

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just dew it, I just spent the past few hours throwing together my 14 page lab report, I hated every second of it.

Pretty sure I have some psych paper due tomorrow night, but thats for tomorrow me to deal with. Godspeed user, we're in the same boat

>dont do one bullshit 2 page report in february
>whatever, can still pass without it
>put a lot of effort into the class to compensate
>check syllabus one week before final exam
>not completing EVERY report results in instant F
>email professor on how to make up report, no response
i hate this school and i hate myself

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tell the teacher how much of a fucking retard you are and ask for an extension.

Does your syllabus have a line about late work? Do it and you'll end up with a c in the class or a low grade for that assignment. Depending on how lenient your professor may be, they may even excuse you completely.

Here's my advice for finishing that paper.

>Write an outline of what the paper is going to be. What different sections are going to talk about, etc.
>Write based off of your own knowledge of the subject, instead of researching heavily.
>Put Microsoft Word on the right half of your screen
>Find a /comfy/ let's play and put that on the left half of your screen.
>Start writing.

I discovered this split-screen homework tactic last semester. It's amazing. I'm not sure why it helps me so much mentally, but it doesn't feel as annoying as sitting there focusing on something you don't want to in complete silence. I think it might be the fact that you could just stop and look at the video if you want to, and not worry about the work you're doing. But still I spend almost all my time focusing on the work I'm doing, so it's quite interesting. I'd definitely recommend trying it. It got me a 100% on a Calculus test. I've even taken to having videos on while reading my textbook.

page paper due tomorrow morning
>>have not started

why haven't you started it

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You people act like starting things is easy

the entire school pretty much has a zero late work policy unless youre in sports or hospitalized, in which case you get like 2 days. every professor just copy/pastes it from the school wide code of conduct. none of the professors have any compassion here either.

>36 words due by 2036
>Haven't managed to formulate a thought yet

Guess it's all over for me now lads

>15 more pages for a thesis that is due tomorrow
A-am I going to make it bros?

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It is desu. I started my five page paper a few hours ago and I just finished it

You think you have it rough?
I'm always losing my unemployment because I get panic attacks when I try to fill out the paperwork.

(P.S. - I am your future.)

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Modafinil, coffee, lo-fi music, or adderall. You're welcome.

Download this program called Cold Turkey, it blocks certain websites until the time you specify. Comes with Jow Forums preinstalled too but you should mess around with the block list before doing anything. Useful for stopping procrastination or just taking a break from Jow Forums to let yourself cool down.

>lo-fi music
yikes!!!!!!!

Ask for an extension
Say you have a lot done but it's not coming together because as you've been writing it's made you rethinking the premise/thesis of the paper and you need a few days to revamp it
Start writing immediately also just in case he asks you to send what you have

Red bull, water, and juul (try mint)

>finished 20 pages report in 6 hours
Thank fucking god for speed

>Why did I think uni would be any different for me? Any advice for fellow /awfulstudents/, anons?
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