Why the fuck didnt you spend the weekend working on your van home user?

Why the fuck didnt you spend the weekend working on your van home user?

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I would have if I had a big van like that

The reality is that there is nowhere to shit in a van.

Why the fuck is van stuff coming to my attention over the last three weeks or so?

>The reality is that there is nowhere to shit in a van.
Dry toilets.

>Why the fuck didnt you spend the weekend working on your van home user?
Because I don't have that kind of money.

the hipster vans are gay as fuck.

Oh. Right. I need this for seducing children off the streets.
I'm thinking of a truck, though. Will they get in the back of my truck?

That thing is gong to suck balls during the summer and winter. They didnt insulate it at all. Its all looks n wont be comfy at all

They insulated it, probably with 1-2 inch foam and reflectix, you dont buy a new mercedes sprinter and not do research

Too busy eating government cheese, OP.

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Love all that wood paneling on the walls and roof. Feels like you're really living in a cheap coffin.

>probably with 1-2 inch foam and reflectix
I can see you do your research as well user. Probably.

The thing with a room as small as that van is the ease of keeping it warm. Decent blankets make a bed comfy in an unheated van in freezing temperatures, as well. This van looks like it probably has insulation, but it doesn't really matter apart from long-term maintenance concerns over rust or mold caused by condensation if it's lived in longterm. Especially if it's a diesel van, it's hardly expensive to keep it idling whenever you want it warm, many fulltimers buy an exterior-mounted gas heater that can run all day long for a couple bucks' fuel.

The shitting issue is bigger, fulltimers who aren't retarded usually have a gym membership for showers and shitting. You can do it with an expensive retrofit, or you can do it poorfag with a bucket and a bottle of water, but both of those things are retarded unless you're really going innawoods in which case you're camping anyway. Go to the gym every day, shower every day because in such a small room the smell gets bad real fast, shit every day at the gym too. Work out at the gym too, it's more important to keep your body healthy if you're living in a truck/van than in a house because Jow Forums people smell better - it's not a gay Jow Forums meme, if you get fat you will start to smell bad.

The biggest problem I experienced was keeping my truck clean, when I was living in it. I worked construction, and so it really was a big deal to make sure that I changed clothes (usually in the driver's seat if in a populated area and not innawoods) before hopping in the back/sleeping area.

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This is literally my dream
>turn cargo van into comfy living space
>deck it out with lots of solar panels for gaming notebook
>get sketchy att ebay hotspot plan with unlimited data
>find seasonal/part time work at a cozy ocean side restaurant in florida
>hit the gym in the morning and spend the rest of the day chilling on the beach watching youtube
>get around town on an old beaten steel bicycle in a raggedy tank top exposing my muscular upper body
>meet cute alt hippy girl
>go off to do lots of hiking and camping innawoods
>try to make use of my minimalist kitchen as I prepare freshly caught sashimi

i struggle with whether I want to be a perma hermit or full time wagie.

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Cuck vans and cuck pods are becoming a thing since boomers and kids aren't dying fast enough for the youth to enjoy.

Because I'm not a dirty poor boy

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Probably cramped as hell. Being around 6'4" and living in the back of a van would be painful, I think.

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I'm thinking of tricking out a van so I can climb 24/7, but I want to finish college first

when did people stop being able to take photos of something without sticking their face into the pic

>Being around 6'4"
You'd want a longer van than some for sure, but height really isn't that big a deal. Unless you're very short and the van is very tall (girl in OP's pic can't be much more than 5', and I can see that the rear ceiling looks like it's been raised almost a foot higher than cab ceiling.
I'm only 5'9, but I lived in a stock 4runner and never felt cramped - the thing is, you can't use it like you'd use a house. It's key to do as many things outside as possible, and inside is mostly for sleeping or reclining in bed while mobile shitposting.

Still, though. It definitely would have been far easier if I was a tiny girl. I met one woman who couldn't have been more than 5'1 who lived in her Ford Bronco, and she was able to lie flat on the rear bench seat which must have made setup/takedown of the sleeping area far easier.

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The inside standing heigh of a high top sprinter is 6'5

slept in the desert in my prius once, also 6'4" here

my only regret was not bringing a portable heater, it got to 16 degrees in the middle of summer

holy fuck this is indeed a dream life 10/10
Hope you achieve it someday user, Godspeed

Is it really, I didn't know that. Well fuck me silly, I'll go check my privilege now.
My point still stands though, if you can't stand upright in a van I wouldn't say it's a huge hardship to living in it unless you're trying to live the same way you would in a concrete-foundation home.
16 degrees in the middle of summer? Where in tarnation are you, friend?
Personally, I had a way harder time with summer nights than winter because if it's too cold I can just throw on another blanket but if it's too hot then all I can do is go fuck myself.

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I used to have a dream of hollowing out an old school bus and renovating it, turning it into a comfy microhome for me and a friend. That dream never came true because I'm incapable at everything and also all my friends left me.

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I want to do it so fucking badly, i cant take this rat race hellhole anymore. but i have no idea how to do any of that shit, i have no woodworking/electrical/etc skills at all

that's why I'm planning on full timing in a scamper or fiberglass rv instead. a little more room, toilet, at the cost of stealth. I have passive income so i dont need to be anywhere luckily
I've been researching this shit for years but still haven't got my feet wet, i think it seems worth it though

Because I have a greater purpose in life than collecting dust inside a shitty van

Didn't work out well for Terry

Unironically busy getting laid m8

Is it actually possible to do this? I was hoping to do the same thing and put it in a trailer park, but I'm not sure it would count as a permanent address.

t. Midwest fag

Trailer parks have lot numbers which are used as street addresses. For van / RV life, it looks like it's a little more complicated to establish as a residency: heathandalyssa.com/how-do-you-get-mail-if-you-live-in-an-rv/