>Hey user, thanks for coming to Coachella with me. What do you want to first? I kind of want to see Diplo, or maybe just smoke up and chill first
Hey user, thanks for coming to Coachella with me. What do you want to first? I kind of want to see Diplo...
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Isaac Myers
this isnt even coachella, its that weird festival where people get high and shit in the desert
Logan Martin
Burning man?
Cooper Davis
Its called burning man, a place where junkies meet and call it a festival
Eli Thomas
You're thinking of Burning Man, which this pic is obviously from, and OP is a retard.
Jaxon Parker
>implying thots don't get naked at Coachella or Bonaroo or EDC or any other festival that's an excuse to show off their insta
Kayden Parker
burning man is the one week a year where that weird guy with dreadlocks who sells digeridoos and weird sculptures at art shows and does landscaping gigs on the side gets pussy nonstop from 9/10 rich girls like this before they go to law school.
Connor Clark
oh so when you said shooting up you meant... oh... now i feel stupid
Oliver Taylor
I see what you did there, user-kun
Samuel Sanders
This is someone's daughter. She probably has a college degree.
Welcome to the west in 2019.
Oliver Thomas
Cousin went to Burning Man a few years ago. She got pregnant there and had a kid. Apparently there were "so many guys" she doesn't know who the father is.
Jaxon Harris
nah there outfit costs more than you make a month
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Jason Barnes
I love how the third guy looks and sounds exactly like Bradford Cox, it works so well.
Matthew King
This is false and larping
Leo Morris
Haha, cmo'n, you are not serious, are you?
Girls are not like that, right?
Leo Johnson
>, or maybe just smoke up and chill first
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Caleb Torres
This shit is depressing af.
Levi Garcia
>not wanting a laid back, naked stoner girl to be friends with
Adam Clark
What the fuck. This feels like watching a different species. High-octane suicide fuel.
Robert Green
op you retard thats burning man
Caleb Miller
Coachella? You mean this isn't Stagecoach?!
Jack Moore
I think OP was being satirical.
Grayson Cooper
Lol
The only way I'd be at a place like that is work. High-paying work. Even then, a girl like this is very unlikely to interact with me. Even then, I don't wanna talk to this naked slut. The point of society is to get farther from nature. Thats why we wear clothes, thats why we eat with utensils. Fucking unhinged hedonistic spoiled ass species.
The cerebral cortex was a mistake
Dominic Flores
>What do you want to first?
MDMA
Matthew Thompson
Hapa girls are degenerate
Carson Howard
I wish I could believe you but nothing else I've seen here gives me any hope at all. It's safest to assume that OP never leaves his room and forms all of his opinions based on what he sees online.