Turn 30 today

>turn 30 today
>still khv
>18th birthday was 12 years ago
>promised myself back then to get laid
>mfw

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OP what are your issues that are preventing you from getting laid?

I just don't care anymore man. You come desensitize when you hit your late 20s as a virgin.

just be yourself man, and lift. seriously i know this sounds ironic but unironically you need to lift. that is all good bye.

Welcome to wizardry my, friend. I became a wizard nearly a year ago. It's not so bad. At 30, you come to terms with virginity and no longer care about losing it.

Well just get a prostitute and get it over with

You're in a very rare situation where you do have the ability to go beyond listing after your natural instincts of procreation. Something that is written into human DNA and ingrained into our education from birth.
OP, many will envy your status because you allowed things to progress naturally. as time goes on, all that time, energy, and financial gain will come crashing into you. That's why you'll be a wizard. A sought after level of enlightenment only seen by Tibetan monks.
I envy your strength user. Don't give into the temptation and become the wizard we need.

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Why do so many robots have my birthday?

>not getting an escort at 18 to get it over with

Come on retard.

>just be yourself man, and lift.
trust me I have tried this shit and it doesn't fucking work. I have lifted like crazy and I do my best to be myself but I struggle to get a girl to glance my own fucking way. What fucking gives?

>paying a FUCK ton of money to have sex illegally with someone who doesn't care about you and just wants your money

yea.... maybe not

I turn 29 this year. Gonna kill myself before I hit 30.

You still have to have a decent enough face, but lifting is definitely not to be scoffed at. "Looking good" is pretty much all that matters, but what matters more than anything else is a face that doesn't look like those incel meme images, and then also not being fat.

I'm a 23 year old virgin.
I've never even kissed a girl.

If I were a stronger man, I would already be dead. But I'm not strong.

I'm gonna sit down until I'm broke and then I'm gonna kill myself.

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I gave up on losing my virginity well before my 18th birthday user, there are way bigger problems in my life than that shit

I turn 26 this year. I can't wait to obtain my wizard powers.

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Happy birthday I guess user even though you probably don't think so since you achieved wizard status. I dread the day I turn 30, 28 now just a year and half more to go, still virgin even though I got head a few time from hookers off Craigslist when it was still around. But that shit just kills your confidence I have given zero effort into getting a girl and I always have, even my younger bro has had 2 gfs before me. I have a bunch of gray hairs coming in now on the front of my hair to so I'll be rocking the salt and pepper by 40. My shits been fucked since high school, I just work my boring ass job everyday then get high when I get home.

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you're not a bad looking guy user, share those pubes off your face and you could probably get some action

lost my virginity and got my first gf at 26 user

I just don't care.
I see my virginity as a testament to my laziness.

Dude you fucking mog me. Btw i am 26 and still a virgin. It's fucking over for me

Who gives a shit. If you have not experienced teen love everything else that comes after that sucks. You are only had someones else used up goods

>18
>not kissless or handholdless

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>21 expected to be partying
>friend cockblocked me going out
>went out by myself just drank by myself
>31 in a wheelchair go to therapy and personal trainer

same here but i will rope between 30-35

>I'm gonna sit down until I'm broke and then I'm gonna kill myself.
live stream it
oragenalo

I'm 23 and a virgin and thinking there's no getting better at this point. Is it true?

i turn 32 in less than 2 hours. i'm still a virgin
hahahah honk honk

if I still haven't gotten a girlfriend by 30 I'm actually ending it and I turn 30 in 4 more years

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Don't be discouraged, coitus is only worth it by procreative means, everything else is fooling the mind.

it doesn't take strength to be a virgin

same
feels good to be chad, now i just have to get some pussy. how hard could it possibly be?

>Women care about men
lmao

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You have every day to try to change your approach to life and get more confident and thoughtful. Being clear headed and not shaken by drama and fear is just something most men need to figure out. When you do undoubtedly some women will take notice.

-t. 32 y/o virgin

I'm 27. Never been with a girl. Decided I'm going to have my first time with a prostitute. Been thinking about it for a while.
Found a nice parlor 1hr away with good reviews.
Think I'm going there within the next few days. Don't know when, still need to boost my confidence, as pathetic as that sounds.

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