Holy fuck, today I found out I have an average sized dick at 5 inches. I am SO HAPPY ^_^

Holy fuck, today I found out I have an average sized dick at 5 inches. I am SO HAPPY ^_^

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>he thinks 5 inches is average

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It actually is tho, factor in the asians

Whatever dude, do your own research if you don't believe me. Low 5's all round.

asians dont have tiny peckers and niggers don't have large ones. Stop believing in porn memes, faggot

I'm gonna educate all the hoes on snapchat with this new information

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>3.5 when flaccid
>tfw you have a micropenis when soft
>it's game over if a girl ever sees your flaccid literally 1 inch babydick

I hate being a grower so much

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Just always be hard bro

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No its 5.5 use this
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>Not going in pre-hardened
Not going to make it

The lord giveth and the lord taketh

But they do. I am gay and I have seen tons. Sure there are exceptions

You're a gay guy who JUST SO HAPPENS to also have no racial preferences, a lot of experience to draw from, and browse not only Jow Forums but r9k?

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I jagoff to this. If anyone has similar, please give

Fuck you OP. stop trying to make me feel better

all dicks below 5.75 inches are tiny dicks and its over for them

they're done

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Lmao dude 5 inches is literally a boiclit that's hardly a penis women dont buy 5 inch dildos lmao, go ahead and consider transitioning and locking your boiclit in Chastity then if this doesnt float your boat become a bottomboi twink and get TOPPED

I'm 4.7 inches hard. Lol.

This guy is right a big dick is 7.5 pref 8x6 under that you really cant compete

>you will never marry a bogdaughter and make her give birth to your hybrid babies
why even live

All true except I only browse r9k

So what position am I supposed to be in? Because I can bone press and lean back and make my dick longer or pull it in and make it short by leaning forward. What is the proper way?

>implying a girl will ever see my dick

If youve ever had a boner I guarantee a girl has noticed. Same way men can sneak boob glances, girls give lightning speed meat glances.

It doesn't matter because she won't feel it any way you try
Just become gay

she's already felt it and Im already gay. now what.