You could all get laid, literally each and every one of you could if you just lowered your standards

Nope. Thats bullshit. 26 and still a Virgin and it only gets worse. It was over before it began for me and i am not even ugly

I have seen plenty of Dragons and Vampires during my life as well

I have a small dick so no I'm staying a virgin to stop spreading small dick genes

I don't think you tried hard enough, hell, I think you didn't try at all

yeah literally any guy could go on grindr and get his asshole fucked by another man but most men aren't attracted to other men and wouldn't even think of doing something like that. likewise, I and many other robots on this board aren't attracted to fat ugly fucks.

Yeah. Thats called fiction,stupid. Fuck off back to whatever r/ you crawled out of,k?

Whats to try?
And besides women hate me and i hate them. But in reality 99% of women dont even know that i even exist. Its best this way. I have nothing to offer them and neither do i care. Thats how things are meant.

>aren't attracted to fat ugly fucks
start from the bottom and move up faggot, only Chad can score with an 8/10 in one night

>women hate me
again with the generalization
>women dont even know that i even exist
Are you fucking retarded or what? Nobody ever knows each other until they interact, you expect random women to come over to your house for no reason? What a fucking idiot

>What a fucking idiot
user.......do you know were you are right now?

UH OH
WEE WOO WEE WOO
NORMALCATTLE CONTAINMENT BREACH WEE WOO
ROUND 'EM UP BOYS ROUND 'EM UP

LINE 'EM UP IN THE DESIGNATED REDDIT SPACE BOYS WEE WOO GET 'EM IN PUT 'EM BACK IN THE COPE PENS
BRAND 'EM TOO BRAND THE SLAVES BOYS PUT THEM IN THE BREEDING PEN BOYS PUT THEM BACK IN THE CAGIES

True. Incels pretty much doesn't exist, I repeat INCELS DOESN'T EXIST.

HAVE SEX with fats

Attached: 1538672552783.jpg (826x809, 270K)

>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what did he mean by this? get in the cage

but even a fat women won't fuck some short guy '5'6 like me so fuck that stupid idea

Stop assuming, start trying. My dad is 5'6 and he got laid a lot in his prime

LOOK AT THEM LADS THEY THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE! ROUND 'EM UP BOYS YAH

Nobody's that desperate lmao

wagies in the cagies....

yer dad is probs a boomer times were different back then but okay whatever you say user

Have sex desu desu

It's not about desperation, it's about acquiring experience. That's how sex works these day, everyone fucks each other.

>no dating apps
>much lower selection pool
>hooking up was less common
Yes, it was much harder

>everyone fucks each other
Obviously not if this board is anything to go by

>MOO MOO!
uh oh THIS ONE'S IN HEAT GET THE PROD *bzzzzt*
>MOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET IN THE CAGE WHORE

>You could all get laid
so what dumbass

Sorry but not into zoophilia, you can go ahead and fuck that whale.
What is next? Lower your standards to fuck a melon?

Attached: f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f48531.jpg (680x680, 85K)

Cuz they go out and you stay in room all day

Lack of sex induced brain damage. You REALLY need to have sex.

Terrible advice, OP
Even if you are fucking ugly, you shouldn't fuck morbid, diseased, fat people with terrible facial features. Imagine bringing ugly people into the world.

Don't twist my words faggot, that pic is just an example, lowering your standards doesn't necessarily mean going for a landwhale. Most of robots want an 8/10 virgin qt pie which will never happen unless you're a Chad but it's possible if you work your way up with pure skill

>MOOOOOOOOOOO
NO user DON'T FUCK THE COWS THAT'S BESTIALITY

You're so shallow, big women deserve love too, stop being so judgemental

I'M CALLING THE COPS user THAT IS ILLEGAL IN MORE THAN A FEW PLACES, DON'T CUM IN YOUR FOOD

big women gonna drop dead from heart disease by thirty if they wont stop.

>if you just lowered your standards
There is limit to how much you can lower, for example, with lady in op image right off the bat you'd have to be worried if she is even fertile anymore

Attached: consider_the_following4.jpg (376x369, 38K)

>everyone has a right to intimacy
Nigga you serious? Why everyone has a right to intimacy?

my standards are low enough im just a pussy who gets scared when its time to go

tl;dr
the only thing ingsoc had right in 1984 was it's stance on relationships desu.
We should consider adopting their system.

Uhm because you're not a slave or a prisoner. What kind of stupid question is that? Having a right to do something is not the same as being entitled to it.

i would honestly rather die alone

I would honestly not, pussy feels good user and there's a plenty of fish in the sea. Don't miss out in it just because you feel scared.

Wrong OP. I've tried lowering my standards. I'm just too fucking autistic and even the fat girls I match with on tinder won't respond to my shit messages. I'm pretty sure is right.

lol is her belly actually touching the floor? This is not lowering standard, this is whaling.

>autism
meme excuse, autists can learn social cues through exposure therepy

Very false. I do not even meet women.

I'm even too autistic for therapy, any time I've tried I freak out and go silent

i mean if my choices are dying alone or sticking mini-me deep into a hamplanet, i will choose death

I don't know what to say anymore, you're way too deep into the self dug pity hole my dude
I don't think you should feel entitled to better if you are an ogre yourself

>I don't know what to say anymore, you're way too deep into the self dug pity hole my dude
I'm just stating facts user. I haven't totally given up and still look for a new therapist in the hopes that one will click with me. But it's not as simple for me as "just go to therapy bro" because I was unable to discuss any of my full problems with them because of my crippling terror of revealing any emotions. Not sure how that's a "self dug pity hole", that would be if I refused to ever try any therapy.

You're underestimating how autistic and retarded most of the user's here are.

This. I hate threads like this because they assume I'm some slightly quirky failed normalfag who has tons of friends and has tons of potential gfs but just turns them all down because "your standards are too high bro"
I don't even know any women IRL to ask and on dating apps I pretty much like everyone's profiles, so no standards there

Tfw I'm a pretty average looking mentalcel but it's so obvious that I'll never get laid

I do not really have any standards if it's just sex. I'm 21, I would literally have sex with any human female over the age of 18, even a fucking granny haha.

Attached: smegdog.jpg (1440x1428, 537K)

Opinions aren't facts user, you are just stating opinions about yourself and see it as an absolute truth. People have different views, that's why it's important to look for someone who appreciates you as a person more than anyone else.

i never said i was entitled to better nor did i ever say i was an ogre
all i said is that i would rather die alone than validate some disgusting shewhale if given the choice between the two
i have gone 23 years without sex
i can do 23 more, and still 23 more after that
why would i lower myself to interact with something disgusting?
i figure the main reason to have sex is to be physically intimate with an attractive female
if the female isnt attractive, the sex loses its purpose
so why bother? introducing fat and ugly women into my life will decrease the quality of it
i can always tend my garden, read through parts of my library again, learn to cook a new recipe, go hiking, go fishing, write a computer program, the sky is the limit

I spent 2 and a half years having weekly, hour+ long appointments with a psychologist that I clicked really well with, and who was able to somehow decipher whatever I was blabbering on about emotion-wise, but it didn't make me any less of a sperg

Attached: mmmlick.jpg (529x529, 22K)

I'm stating past experiences of what happened with therapists. Past events are facts by definition
And yes, therapy is my only hope of ever having friends/a gf/sex. I've tried for years to "self improve" on my own but have never even been able to start getting anywhere. I've got to overcome my crippling mental illnesses before I can start to learn to make friends and I don't know how to do that without therapy.

I mean, that's pretty good advice, but where do I go and start?

Get some hobbies, go out with college friends/co workers

What mental illnesses do you have user? Schizophrenia, generalized anxiety disorder, adhd, sperg, and chronic depression here

Attached: le spin has arrived.png (960x480, 470K)

I have the hobbies covered since I already talk to different people and just hang/do stuff but I mean, in terms of finding chicks? It would be weird to just go up to them at a supermarket or something.

I haven't dated anyone at all, I had no problem talking to girls, I just didn't date.

I asked out the fattest chick in school and she refused me. Because she already had a boyfriend.

What now meme master?

>I had no problem talking to girls, I just didn't date
well there it is, stop being a pussy and make a move on them, you orbiter cuck

>I asked one fat bitch and she rejected me, boo hoo, my life is over
Get over it and move on retard, that's what every normal guy does

But i'm not normal.

All those except schizophrenia. Probably have some personality disorder too like avoidant based on how stressed out I get over having to maintain a relationship ie talk to someone on a regular basis. I'm just sick of bottling all my thoughts up in my head all the time because it feels like it's gonna explode but I haven't been able to change myself so far.

yup if you're a female. Sadly they mostly accept only chaddick

>What's next?
how is that not first
I would gladly fuck melons before mounting the lardbeast. The unprepared melon is perfectly encapsulated and clean before a fucking. Melon-congress would leave my dick smelling pleasant; maybe even get skin benefits from melon-scrub & exfoliation.
I'd fuck all the melons.

Attached: first.jpg (620x465, 51K)

Already tried the fwb thing with a fat chick, though to be fair she wasn't nearly as gross as that, I still didn't find her attractive. She got too attached to me and I didn't like it. Hookers are the only way to go for robots

Asking unironically, but how does one get an erection when in bed with a person like this? Is there a method, or does it just happen naturally?

Whats repulsive to you might not be repulsive to next person

But I want romance too.

Why are you so gay? Even Chad pumps and dumps bbw from time to time, fucking faties is fun

how easy we talking here homie?

that much fat is very unhealthy

That's her problem lmao, my dick doesn't care

A girl can claim rape. Even if you both agreed to it

she can claim rape even if you're the only drunk person

Contrary to robot belief, all girls don't just random call out rape every time they drink and have sex

i'll pass on that one thank you
i would rather live a million years incel than stoop that low

>all girls
user you only need to sail into **one** mine to lose the flagship.

I disagree, some were born to be losers from the start, it is just a fact of life

Wow one time the first post is just absolute trash
Leave now Mr. Norman

Attached: 65D6E58F-521A-43DA-86D1-0BC777F86487.png (500x374, 195K)

This brings back memory user, we shall make a thread somedays for our friend moomin

Would rather fuck a Fleshlight than that blob

my dick is already erected by pic

>getting laid is easy af when alcohol is involved
it actually makes it harder. alcohol makes me really irritable and all i want to do is argue with people. it absolutely does not enhance social situations

FUCK OFF NORMIE

This is why you'll never get laid, you look down on every woman that isn't super hot, pathetic incel

Not a normie, maybe you're just a freak.
When I drink alcohol, I go from an over analyzing social autist, to someone who doesn't give a fuck. Girls are more likely to fuck when they're drunk too

>maybe you're just a freak

that may be true, i guess. it just doesn't help with that. it doesn't have that positive effect on me. alcohol is a pretty low quality drug

if i drink alcohol here's what happens:
i go online and debate anonymously with furious intensity, chain smoking tobacco, until the sun comes up and i'm like "holy shit i spent all night arguing with people on the internet"

some people claim alcohol helps them sleep. it's the opposite for me. same with weed, it keeps me awake!

i'll take NMDA antagonist dissociatives any day over anything

Why should i? Humanity doesn't require the children of 2 errors of society. I either will meet my standards or i won't even bother being a father.