Came here cause of all the funny greentext stories Id see. Log on and see mostly guys whining about how they cant get laid and how much they hate women.
Guys. Bear with me here. You can get laid. Listen, if you wanna dress like a faggot, thats fine, but take off the fedora (thats female repellent) I used to dress in all black, tell people I was a half demon, wear replica Naruto gloves (never even seen an episode of Naruto), had no job, no diploma, and no license. Got pussy on the reg. I would just hit up women online and most times just throw cheesy pickup lines I saw on tv. Sometimes would just talk to them about vidyas or music. Stick to general questions and shit. Ask them about themselves. Pretend to be interested. MOST IMPORTANTLY play your field. If youre some edgelord pos. Look for edgelord pos girls. If you like anime. Look for weaboo type bitches.
When I was 17 I was sleeping with a 27 year old over the summer. Met her cause I prank phone called her from a number my dads coworker had told me to call and prank. I pretended to be a mexican wanting to buy tomatoes.
One time some vampire bitch drove across the state to meet me because I sang "The Unforgiven II" to her over the phone. Went to Hot Topic and followed her around while she bought Twilight shit. Went home and banged.
Spent 5 years in a relationship with a weaboo chick who drove around for 3 hours searching for my friends house cause she really thought I was a half demon and that she was a half angel who could "save me" by fucking my brains out. pic related
I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick. And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate cock. Only men can be raped. If a woman is penetrated anally against her will, she's just experiencing male rape, which is an excellent learning experience for her, to discover the struggles that men go through. For women, rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their "victim" status for clothing and jewelry and don't want to give sex away for free. Really, the only punishment for rape should be to pay the equivalent of the going rate for whatever sex act was performed with a local prostitute of equivalent attractiveness. Since it's the same punishment, why would anyone rape a Feminist instead of a beautiful woman? Those fat ugly feminists that scream the loudest that "no means NO," are actually hoping to limit the amount of sex the genetically gifted attractive women get. And, in so doing, hoping that some hapless male starving for sex will find himself scraping the very, very bottom of the barrel where the fat and ugly feminist will finally have the chance to scream, "YES, FUCK ME HARD." Hey fat ugly feminists, it isn't going to work. You only really have one option. Lose the weight, learn how to use make up, and get an overhaul of your personality. In some cases you may need extensive plastic surgery to have any hope of getting my cock rammed into your ass. In some extreme cases, it is entirely hopeless and you should just give up. If you are this last case, try having sex with animals if you find you can approach them without scaring them away lmao.
This right here. If you arent getting laid its because of this mentality. Unless this is a copypasta. You just gotta chill tf out and be a human being.
Elijah Collins
kys ledditcuck, I hope you'll get raped by a pack of feral niggers
Jayden Sullivan
Are there just feral niggers running around in packs like deranged wolves?
Zachary Myers
nice bait incel
Luke Martin
That's still 10 times more attractive than what I am So fuck off
Christopher Baker
Just go for a fat chick then. Remember: Play your field.
Alexander Martinez
Already tried Already failed Now what?
Ryan Smith
>came here cause of all the funny greentext stories
leave this site immediately you degenerate reddit cuck
Anthony Foster
One time? Two times? Ive had just as many failures and Ive had successes. Just keep the bar low and be chill. Youll get there eventually.
Gabriel Johnson
how do you fail at that. just walk up to the whale and ask if it wants to fuck, it's foolproof
David Kelly
>reddit cuck ??? I only get my green text memes from 9gag or ifunny.
Jason Bailey
Pretty much. Or just talk to her about that bitch Stacey who is so much prettier than her. Reassure her shes "so much prettier" and offer to take her out for lunch or something. Trust me. She wont turn down the food.
Jayden Miller
exactly. in the rare cases where a fuck request doesn't work just lure the whale into your dungeon with food
it's the easiest thing on this planet
Eli Harris
I'm like 5'5 nigga this shit doesn't work when you look like a fuckin Mexican gnome.
Xavier Allen
ok but how do you do any of that without actually talking to a woman?
Ryder Collins
Just hit them up online first if you need to. Talking to them is like talking to anyone else.
Lincoln Nelson
My old supervisor looked like a mexican garden gnome. Dude was like 4'7. We called him Mitch the Bitch. Dude has a smoking hot wife and 2 kids. Before you mention money, note he did make much more than me. I made like 12/hr and he made like 13.50/hr
Christopher Barnes
DIDNT* make much more than me. Idk how to edit a fucking post on this site. fml.
Andrew Brooks
Must have been some hideous fucking women
Charles Barnes
You are an out-of-touch blowhard. Fuck off to Jow Forums.
Hunter Scott
I guess, I mean if you find the first picture hideous I guess.
Angel Green
Just trying to gets some retards laid. Dont see how that is out of touch.
Brayden Ward
Christ, don't tell me you fucked THAT? THAT is the best you can do?
Nolan Reyes
>so out of touch that he doesn't see why he's out of touch You're beyond help.
