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Confess
braap
BRAAAAAP
i ate the big doo doo
and then i ate ur muum
that my confession
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HNNGGG UGGH MMMMPHHH GRRGLLL BRRRRAAAAAPP
GRRRRGGGGLL BRAAAAAPPP PFFFFFT
God is probably a nigger, isn't he?
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UGGGGHHH BRAAAAP
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I fantasize about doing lewd stuff with my sister.
nice
I'm not sorry
I made big poo poo today
Now give me tendies
I'm kind of into cuckolding as long as it's not by a nigger.
All is forgiven son
Tell me more..
I'd like to watch a European (Preferably Germanic) fuck my girlfriend as I hold her, kiss her, and play with her clit.
I mostly just think about seeing her naked, she's thicc as hell. Sometimes I fantasize about fucking her though.
Sounds normal boys, go with christ..
I'm Catholic I ate meat on a Friday.
I've seen pizza on tor before, I wasn't turned on but was only disgusted by extreme stuff, some things you can't unsee. Those Japanese game shows...
lier
if you actually saw it you would know that its not as bad as people say
Father I have defiled myself while looking at drawings of underage girls doing sexually explicit things.
god is dead
Shut up luther king
15 hail mary's and one month with the chastity belt
How come someone can think about fucking his sister get away with it but I get punished?
I bet you're not even a man of god, father.
Hmfp... these are the words of god son
I ate pineapple pizza today
God just told me you're lying.
50 hail mary's and christian summer camp
Three months with the chastity belt
y-you can't do that...
God be with you my son.
noooooooooooooooooo
Your sins need to be repented for my son, accept the body of christ within you and you'll be cleansed.
rgllrrlrllrrggff...frr..
What are you doing my son?
fraarrrgghhhhh....ffeeeefff...
i touch my peepee when it feels funny
Oi whomst tf need some sins forgiven
LORD GOD GRANT ME THE POWER TO EXPELL THE DEMON FROM THIS MAN, THIS BODY ISN'T YOURS, YOU NEED TO LEAVE THIS BODY AND GO BACK TO THE DEPTHS YOU CAME FROM
RRRRREERRGGHHHHH....FRRREEERRRFFF....
OUT I SAID, OUT YOU VILE CREATURE, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, SON IF YOU'RE IN THERE HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT OF GOD
a piece of bread fell off my sandwich and i didn't have the energy to eat it so i threw it out and wasted it. forgive me, my lord.
*swwoooossshhhhhhhhh*
w-what is going on here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*thump*
w-what happend? SON ARE YOU OUT HERE?
*cr-crack*
s-son?
*cr-cracket*
this ain't gonna end well for ya father
better run while you still can
Cute.. but deadly
based
I have nothing to confess as usual!
i have a freckle on my peen
dickniggerjewcuck
THAT DOES IT, ON THE CROSS YOU GO
...
i sucked dick when i was 9 years old
*wwrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Sonygger?
i seen one of my family memeber getting sucked off by my dog
Every man who has a sister and a dog the sister has had a phase where she lets the dog fuck her
me too
why didnt you join them?
is this true?
w-w WHAT YEAR IS IT WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE TIME YOU MONSTER
I'm gay
101% true
Tying up a girl’s hands above her head to something and having her rest her thighs on my shoulders as I eat her out is a fantasy I can’t get out of my head.
Sadly, no girl I know likes getting tied up. They like the cunnilingus part, but not even softcore bondage.
*wrrrr...zonk.*
*crack*
It better not be another frog.
*cracket*
I'm warning you son
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
*CRAACCCCCKKKCRACKKKK*
A man of the cloth doesn't have all the time in this mortal plain, son.
wow this thread fucking crashed and burned didn't it
*oooo*
Father, I need to be cleansed
You're both alright. I rate you 7.1/10
Father son man, is is that you? Has the light of god cleansed you?
I am here for you my son.
Yes brother, I have been cleansed by god himself as he stood before me. Amen.
I watched two adults in the act of reproduction on the internet
this was a gud thread
Praise Jesus, I need to go lay down now. Forever.
God be with you, brother.
I know. I should an hero. I have Dishonored my family
No potato for you
15 hail mary's and an anal scrubbing.
>anal scrubbing
Not again. That's why I stopped being an alter boy.
i drew muhammed
I told someone on the internet to kill himself