ITT we share a flat!
The Jow Forums flat
Cameron Baker
Ryder Foster
*throws chairs out the window*
Alexander Bell
*prepares breakfast for everyone*
Easton Campbell
I'm going to molest one of you when you sleep, and i won't tell which one
Cooper Gray
*kicks you out*
Not today sicko
Tyler Ross
*takes a nap*
Lucas Bailey
But the flat is in my name...
Colton Ross
*consumes everyones breakfast*
Julian Myers
alright
*lays on bed with laptop*
Benjamin Hall
>the flat is in my name
Wrong it's under my name and I'm the one who pays everything while you neets jerk it into your crusty sock.
Also will you all clean up and pick up your shit?
I'm not your maid, father or mother.
Jacob Wright
You sure sound like my mother...
Grayson Anderson
finally a fast suicide method
Matthew Jones
*cleans the flat whilst wearing a maid uniform*
Jaxon Hernandez
Alright I'm going to my room.
Gavin Taylor
>whilst
Lincoln Sanchez
WHY THE FUCK IS A DEAD HOOKER IN THE BATHTUB
AND WHO THE FUCK SHAT IN THE FUCKING FRIDG
James Bell
Too many dick in this place so now i here
Lucas Turner
DAMMIT ROMANIA THOSE CHAIRS AND WINDOWS ARE EXPENSIVE
YOURE PAYING FOR RENT THIS TIME
Alexander Cooper
Britbong I don't like blood pudding
It tastes like shit
Juan Richardson
I'm not
Middle English whilest, alteration of whiles
Oliver Collins
Never mind, another brit already ate everything a couple of posts ago
Robert Hughes
*wakes up from all the screaming*
Wh-hat.. It wasn't m-me...
Isaiah Cox
well shit
We need to buy more food then
shop for fud pls
I'm starving
Benjamin White
Y'all don't mind if I smoke in here right? Cheers.
Isaiah Reed
Dude we specifically said no smoking. Take it outside.
Dominic Wood
Alright, I'll order some pizza
Adam Parker
Smoke away
Ian Long
Daniel Rogers
Who's this "we"? Certainly not those that actually pay.
Nathan Harris
Get my half extra pepperoni extra cheese.
Wtf Sweden!
Jace Butler
I hope you all don't mind my dakis and guns everywhere.
Evan Garcia
Sluta upp med det där kattafan!
Austin Wilson
As long as you don't mind my crossplaying
Caleb Long
I told you as soon as I get my online dakimakura/onahole web store up I'd chip in
Jackson Campbell
You told me you'd be my first customer what the hell!?
Aiden Smith
I thouhgt you said we could..?
Wyatt Murphy
Ok, Jow Forums, pizza is here. Somebody, get the door.
Jacob Richardson
You guys can't live on only pizza you know.
Nicholas Edwards
How am I gonna sell dakis and onas if they smell like smoke? Also which one of you faggots keeps stealing the astolfo onaholes?
Jason Smith
Som om ni bajsbrevare inte kommer att skräpa ned lägenheten tillräckligt utan mig.
Evan Cox
What do we do? That brit keeps eating everything we prepare.
Gabriel Nelson
I borrow them for an unspecified amount of time, it's not stealing
Anthony Edwards
Somebody order a pizza?
Aiden Jones
not here
Samuel Parker
You cook.....
Okay is someone going to pay or am I like always.
Jacob Rodriguez
*smacks your bum*
Of course not, cutie~
I can't have only one, user. I'll need many, many more. I'll get them all from you
Ethan Kelly
I'll just uh
>grab cloth and chloroform
>open door
>smack pizza guy in the face with cloth and chloroform knocking him out
>take pizza
Didn't even have to pay!
Bentley Morris
Is the hooker a big bob Asian grill?
>no smoking
Lel nah I'm paying the rent bitch. Somebody has to have a job.
Nathaniel Russell
Look, I've had a long day before this so just take the pizza and pay me 20$ that's all I'm asking here.
Brody Sullivan
N-not me,, ehhh-heh...e..
Kom så ska du få smaka på gottis
Bentley Rivera
*hides in a basement to avoid contact with everyone*
Nathaniel Scott
Alright man. Lambo land here I come.
Henry Lopez
Fuck you guys
*pays the pizza man*
Josiah Hernandez
Here, do you have change?
Jonathan Lopez
You got one more time Denmark, one more fucking time
Connor Morgan
Good evening to you lads, I'm taking the 480$ dollars in tips, fuck you all.
Oliver Hall
Seriously? Pizza without any drinks? I hope none of you tipped the delivery boy.
Sebastian Bell
Dröm vidare.
Bentley Hall
C'mon, i wash them before i return them don't i? Sheesh.
David Martin
yo where my dick
Jack Parker
i eated it lole xdd
Jacob Price
*sigh* Shoots you
There's water
Jason Davis
ah that's alright, it wasn't my money anyway!
Ryan Bennett
I have some moonshine in the basement...
Levi Adams
i eat your mothers ashes
cant top that
Brayden King
Keemstar?
Adrian Cruz
I think we still have several cans of beer in the fridge, if you want
Jose Allen
Dude pizza with water is mad gay, we need some ice cold beer
Jonathan Morgan
Not that kind of night, got work tomorrow.
Sounds good mate. Cheers.
Lucas Robinson
How the fuck is USED onahole on amazon gonna get me to lambo land
Owen Robinson
It's bath time Jow Forums
Aiden Taylor
Bring it out, boy
You got the cash for it?
Benjamin Morris
if it's me will you cuddle afterwards?
James Ramirez
Good to know
*Slams the bathroom door*
*walks away*
Brody Morales
meg isn't a loli
Andrew Hall
Ayden Gomez
Ayden Jenkins
w-w-water is 2$ extra.
Camden Hernandez
I demand independence
William Cox
u pay in bitcoin?
Josiah Russell
Sell it to perverts, idk, what do you want from me.
Of course i'll have them by the end of the week until then could you fetch me some, cheers~
Sure, but i'll be gone before the drugs wear off
Zachary Adams
Lets watch a movie together, guys
Levi Wilson
Who wrote "my wife chino is so cute" on the wall in blood
Parker Cooper
Are you hurt, mate? Should I call an ambulance?
Jaxson Bennett
umm
Noah Turner
*Sip*
*Shoots you again*
You said that last week and the week before that.
*sigh*
I hate being your ATM machine
Adam Sullivan
Oi, ave we got a loicense for that /tv/?
Christopher Garcia
if we can cuddle afterwards you can molest me without drugs
Gavin Adams
Let's watch Dark knight rises
Aaron Lee
free pepsi to everyone
party rock
Christian Johnson
i-im not paying Im the d-d-elivery guy.
I-ve been shot.
Zachary Sullivan
I'm putting on Brokeback Mountain dudes.
Brayden Fisher
ummmm sorry sweetie but no
Dominic Morales
C'mon babe, you know i'm good for them.
I mean, no offense, but desperation is an unattractive feature.
Ryan Johnson
Only my bf can call me sweetie, cunt.
Nicholas Brown
ill call, you just wait
Easton Nguyen
>*Sip*
Kevin Powell
N-n-no... just don't call the police on me.
*calls an ambulance*
Sounds good!
Camden Gonzalez
you've been evicted
Jaxson Parker
It's alright.
*rolls up sleves*
I'm a doctor.