Hi. Can someone please translate this (It's ROMENIAN):

Hi. Can someone please translate this (It's ROMENIAN):
"Eu unul cred ca ea ve jaco patra trai una dai. Doco vo jaco agreziv cum spane ea sigar vo oveo elimimot un jacotor inca de prim minatul sosezeci.
Eu unul cred ca voi kaco nornol cu patra patur dai.
Are echipa mai buma nu stiu ce sa zic, nu cred ca maj am eu narcal din primul sezon."

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I think one of you is living in a fourth one living one. Doco in the aggressive jaguar as she sleeps in her oveo eliminimot a jacotor since the first of the sixties.
I think one of you kaco nornol with the fourth patch you give.
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Okay, real talk

>Ney
Sacre bleu, very nice.

Not sure if ironical or not

>I think one of you is living in a fourth one living one. Doco in the aggressive jaguar as she sleeps in her oveo eliminimot a jacotor since the first of the sixties.
Thx m8. but this is a very informal conversation, lots of slangs. Google can't translate i properly

It says:
ur gay lol faggot neck urself m9

I think she'll play four three one two. If she'll play aggressive as she says, she'll definitely eliminate one player in the first sixteen minutes.
I think I'll play normal with four four two.
She has a better team I don't know what to say, I don't think (can't understand wtf) from the first season.

That's it, my friend. You're the man!! or the woman!! cheers

Probabil "nu cred ca mai am eu norocul din"
But seriously, whoever wrote that sucks at romanian.